so i was planning to stop at the end of 2018, i might extend it 1 or 2 months as i could not play as much as i wanted
i will only stop with The Smurfs as Podhunters
more then 9000 podkills on the main smurf and more then 17.000 on all smurfs, its time to focus on other stuff
Smurfs have not been rly active in the year of 2018 as been playing alot of other games
A BIG Thx to all my sponsors and friends, with a old friend Aaaarrgg who got me into CODE. a dude with a amazing amount of kills, big respect to that and still gooing
so to answer afew questions i have gotton over the years so a FAQ: (under constuction atm, wil ladd more)
Q: dont ya get bored waiting for a pod
A: No,i do have alot accounts in eve so even with a 15 min cooldown timer i could handle that, i also have a 9 screen setup, where i love to watch twitch, have multiple smurfs up on there and use my mainscreen for all kind of games, most of the podding has been done while eve was not my primairy game
Q: ya lost a ship because of a empty pod
A: wel yes, thats what i do, i do not care if ya pod is empty, it does not provide loot, its funn to see implants explode and thats what some sponsors loved to see, alot of times i see a target wich i know is empty but hell ya still gona get wacked 🙂 that including socalled baitpods, thinking that would bankrupt me ;o i loved to kill the bait with as many diff smurfs as posseble
Q: who pays for all of this
A: i have had multiple Sponsors, some of where Goons with some leftover thrashers from jitaburn, some where miners who loved the tears and some where marketppl selling implants ;), its thx to my sponsors i started sending mails to my victems… now that im in CODE. there is a ship replacement program. now i only used that a couple oftimes as i was rich by myself and rather invested mony into shares so James 315 could use that to support other Agents
as i mentioned, alot less active atm at eve online but still 562 pods at a isk dmg of 31.59 bil
alot more trafic for some reason
alot less antigankers too, where last month i had at some points 8 antigankers hunting me + a couple of there remote sensorboosters alt, this month almost nobody
.
they found out there yust making fools of themselfs hunting smurfs while not able to save anyone. not that they rly seemed to care about saving ppl ;o
.
not gona make a big post again so lets get back to the mails
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Re: Violation of the Law of Highsec !!!
From: hardwall17
Sent: 2017.02.01 18:42
To: HARMONY ST0NER SMURF,
You my friend have obviously never had sex
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Re: Violation of the Law of Highsec !!!
From: Harok Dunaila
Sent: 2017.02.01 22:19
To: HARMONY ST0NER SMURF,
Jesus, you must be a bored guy paying subscription to sit in niarja shooting pods all day.
To bad you use the smurfs name, since you are clearly not a frenchman, they come from france.
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Re: Violation of the Law of Highsec !!!
From: SovHed
Sent: 2017.02.04 06:12
To: HARMONY ST0NER SMURF,
“honorable”
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Re: Violation of the Law of Highsec !!!
From: josh Mckeone
Sent: 2017.02.05 20:30
To: HARMONY ST0NER SMURF,
Nah ill just hunt you
.when ?
Re: Violation of the Law of Highsec !!!
From: Neal Lee-Grant
Sent: 2017.02.10 00:18
To: HARMONY ST0NER SMURF,
First time getting caught, I thought you guys were a myth. xD Well played.
. no myth 🙂
Re: Violation of the Law of Highsec !!!
From: Arto Gaan
Sent: 2017.02.10 20:48
To: HARMONY ST0NER SMURF,
I am pleased to be transferred to your account 100 million isk, after you charge at all its New Order composition and make me pososaku
. wel i rly have noclue what ya talking about…
Re: Violation of the Law of Highsec !!!
From: Forrest Gump Bastanold
Sent: 2017.02.11 14:45
To: HARMONY ST0NER SMURF,
FUCK YOU!
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Re: Violation of the Law of Highsec !!!
From: Forrest Gump Bastanold
Sent: 2017.02.11 16:16
To: HARMONY ST0NER SMURF,
thx, this time you saved me 20 jumps…i did break your ridiculous law on purpose 😛
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Re: Violation of the Law of Highsec !!!
From: Jant
Sent: 2017.02.11 22:23
To: HARMONY ST0NER SMURF,
That’s nice but also like I give a fuck. 😀
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Re: Violation of the Law of Highsec !!!
From: Kuroko Usrit-Lanser
Sent: 2017.02.12 13:09
To: HARMONY ST0NER SMURF,
Funny , very funny
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Re: Violation of the Law of Highsec !!!
From: Aerofluxx Bathana
Sent: 2017.02.12 21:56
To: HARMONY ST0NER SMURF,
Haha,
No your alright thanks bud. Ill keep the 10 mil 😉
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Re: Violation of the Law of Highsec !!!
From: monkeytoes weber
Sent: 2017.02.14 14:26
To: HARMONY ST0NER SMURF,
code sucks, everyone knows, implants I’m afraid you mistaken me for a filthy casual gate camping bitch. ….
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Re: Violation of the Law of Highsec !!!
From: Krethael Bathana
Sent: 2017.02.18 17:22
To: HARMONY ST0NER SMURF,
You code guys are mad
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Re: Violation of the Law of Highsec !!!
From: Hakka Orti
Sent: 2017.02.19 20:21
To: HARMONY ST0NER SMURF,
LOL, yeah you got me.. lol.. but i aint paying shit lol.. keep trying
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Re: Violation of the Law of Highsec !!!
From: Putinha velha
Sent: 2017.02.28 16:59
To: HARMONY ST0NER SMURF,
LOL I love code mails 😀
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zever
From: Vederken VanBasel
Sent: 2017.02.01 19:16
To: STONER SMURF,
and u are pathetic . I had my reasons to do that . but again poeple like u probably get an erection doing stuff like this , pathatic.
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Re: violation of the Law of Highsec
From: genozri zijgi
Sent: 2017.02.11 04:37
To: STONER SMURF,
it’s not a death in battle is the collision of stupidity and LEWDNESS preresonant CHARACTER STONER SMURF as he and his colleagues did not invent a greater roleplay in eve I’m not surprised your dissicion process ..
in General, there is no place where a little fantasy is no plot rolepleya and you have nothing for which I’d pay you 10 million !!!
here I have for example is something for which you zaplatili and 10 plexes I have a fantasy and that it is able to collect from anything called everything ? but alas, beggars can’t be able to make my order as I 100 :;% prepayment …
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Re: violation of the Law of Highsec
From: Higaro Crendraven
Sent: 2017.02.13 22:03
To: STONER SMURF,
bahahaha shut off the computer and go outside….. its ok you wont die the game will be here when you get back …. you surely cant be taking this game that serious right i mean your not that kind of nerd are you?
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Re: violation of the Law of Highsec
From: JWnoyem
Sent: 2017.02.14 20:26
To: STONER SMURF,
its not a ccp law so kiss off i didnt lose enough so bugger off and if you dont understand have it translated to jerk
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Re: violation of the Law of Highsec
From: rusty car
Sent: 2017.02.17 18:20
To: STONER SMURF,
lol cant be bothered to read that long a mail … noob is what i think
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Re: violation of the Law of Highsec
From: Zerx Khan
Sent: 2017.02.18 10:30
To: STONER SMURF,
I had just been killed, and flew in Jita for a new ship. Before killing. Think about how and why his capsule letit.Poproshu repair the damage. I wish you an enjoyable game) Greetings from Siberia))) We have here a welcoming friendly people.)
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Re: violation of the Law of Highsec
From: Zerx Khan
Sent: 2017.02.18 10:32
To: STONER SMURF,
Yes. Here in Siberia, has its own laws.)
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Re: violation of the Law of Highsec
From: Kaz Gaterau
Sent: 2017.02.18 21:36
To: STONER SMURF,
Good thing you kind sir put an end to my faulty ship that I were in no control over at the time.
Your servicese were indeed needed !
Best regards
Kaz
ps : love the RP eliment keep up the good woork 😀
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Re: violation of the Law of Highsec
From: Dr Taker
Sent: 2017.02.19 11:34
To: STONER SMURF,
🙂 ☺/
fly safe
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Re: violation of the Law of Highsec
From: Senpai Kior
Sent: 2017.02.19 20:27
To: STONER SMURF,
omg
fu
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Re: violation of the Law of Highsec
From: X’Phasma
Sent: 2017.02.20 00:22
To: STONER SMURF,
lol your retarded #nofux 😀
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WTF Law
From: Iversithyy
Sent: 2017.02.23 22:34
To: STONER SMURF,
What is this stupid law ?! fucking troll. Killing pod doesn´t bring you anything expect better killboard….. well if you need to compensate certain things go ahead and have fun.
fucking retard
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Re: violation of the Law of Highsec
From: Slipride Muella
Sent: 2017.02.27 16:57
To: STONER SMURF,
I was autopilioting in pod due to moving items from one station to another, i was in pod t move another ship, kinda bummed but cool site and laws.
Please help us make our ganking service better by filling out and returning this simple survey.
I was killed by ___STONER SMURF___ on date _2/27/2017____ in system _____Kaaputenen 0.8 < Suon < The Citadel__
How was your death? too fast/too slow/about right__about right_____
Are you angered by your death? Yes/No ___no_____
Will you be taking revenge? Yes/No ______no need_
If taking revenge, who will you be hunting? _____no one___
Do you care to take up membership in our begging programme to possibly get your loss back? Yes/No __no_____
are you planning to replace the loss? Yes/No____yes___
if yes where? ___where available, i lost one implant and money is all____
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Re: violation of the Law of Highsec
From: Slipride Muella
Sent: 2017.02.27 16:59
To: STONER SMURF,
very cool stuff tho, i like the laws and how yall want to have active base, i was just tnew and trying to move items while multi tasking. Thanks for info
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Re: violation of the Law of Highsec
From: Blue Crush
Sent: 2017.02.27 17:23
To: STONER SMURF,
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violation of the Law of Highsec
From: STONER SMURF
Sent: 2017.02.27 16:16
To: Blue Crush,
You were found to be in violation of The Law of Highsec.
Three years ago a great man named James 315 decided highsec was worth
saving.
He created http://www.minerbumping.com and set forth The Code for all highsec activities.
You were found in violation of The Code, and as such, you were challenged to honorable player versus player combat. You were defeated.
But all is not lost!
As a duly sworn and authorized Agent of the New Order i am here to offer you the chance to make this the only loss you suffer in this fashion.
I would like to offer you the opportunity for your very own Permit. The cost is only 10 million isk, and its good for a year!
its a allround permit but ya will still have to follow the rules of the code.
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Survey
—– —– —– —–
Dear Victim, Congratulations on your ship/pod loss!!
Please help us make our ganking service better by filling out and returning this simple survey.
I was killed by _STONER SMURF_ on date _2017.02.27_ in system __Kaaputenen__
How was your death? too fast/too slow/about right__about right__
Are you angered by your death? Yes/No __No__
Will you be taking revenge? Yes/No __No__
If taking revenge, who will you be hunting? __N/A__
Do you care to take up membership in our begging programme to possibly get your loss back? Yes/No __Sorry, no.__
are you planning to replace the loss? Yes/No_Yes_
if yes where? _Rens_
Thank you and please return this survey in good time.
Comment Section
…
While you were so busy tagging the lead pod, writing letters, stalking minors on FACEBOOK, and d/l pr0n, you somehow managed to miss all four following pods doing exactly the same thing on exactly the same route.
That’s an appalling 20% efficiency rating. In addition, the total worth of fittings and content was a paltry 129.4M ISK.
Please forward this survey to your leadership as a formal complaint with regard to your poor performance.
Do better.
CRUSH
…
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Hpy Song
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♫ When your pod gets blown to bits ♪♫ And you lose your implant fits ♪\☻/ Don’t worry ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ Be Happy \☻/
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Re: violation of the Law of Highsec
From: Bill Agalder
Sent: 2017.03.03 17:05
To: STONER SMURF,
0/10 no personalization.
Thanks though, gave me time to find a better porn.
Came buckets.
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Re: violation of the Law of Highsec
From: Athena Eneas
Sent: 2017.03.04 20:03
To: STONER SMURF,
lol, hope it was worth your time. i dont even play EVE anymore
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Re: violation of the Law of Highsec
From: Athena Eneas
Sent: 2017.03.04 20:04
To: STONER SMURF,
TBH, I actually lol’d when it happened. Good old EVE I used to know. Glad it hasn’t changed.
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Re: violation of the Law of Highsec
From: Athena Eneas
Sent: 2017.03.04 20:06
To: STONER SMURF,
I’ll autopilot through the system again if you want to play some more
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Re: violation of the Law of Highsec
From: Athena Eneas
Sent: 2017.03.04 20:48
To: STONER SMURF,
Want to do it again? I’ll keep coming back
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Re: violation of The Law of highsec !!
From: Brandon slater
Sent: 2017.02.05 23:42
To: JOKEY ST0NER SMURF,
Ah you are so cute.
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Re: violation of The Law of highsec !!
From: Zara Lux
Sent: 2017.02.11 19:06
To: JOKEY ST0NER SMURF,
Are you drunken scumbag?.
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Re: violation of The Law of highsec !!
From: Diamond Rein
Sent: 2017.02.11 20:09
To: JOKEY ST0NER SMURF,
Whatever, got your rocks off, thats all that matters. Some people are easily amused.
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Re: violation of The Law of highsec !!
From: richard lynch
Sent: 2017.02.14 02:05
To: JOKEY ST0NER SMURF,
your a total twat as that kill doesnt show up on kb dipstick and lowers your standings so you cant go in high sec what a twat
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Re: violation of The Law of highsec !!
From: Viospe Ormand
Sent: 2017.02.20 00:50
To: JOKEY ST0NER SMURF,
im a new alpha clone. playing for the first time. who is james 315? what happened to james 1-314?
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Re: violation of The Law of highsec !!
From: Viospe Ormand
Sent: 2017.02.21 12:57
To: JOKEY ST0NER SMURF,
Oh yea I heard about this before. Was reading on reddit how someone robbed 500b isk from you guys.
Why didn’t you buy the ganking permit like you ask others to do? Also did you fill out the survey? It wass a very detailed survey. I had a fun time doing it.
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Re: violation of The Law of highsec !!
From: sasuke Uchihas
Sent: 2017.02.23 21:02
To: JOKEY ST0NER SMURF,
ya you can go fuck yourself. you dont make the rules so go take your smart ass wanabe gangster ass to low sec and see how long your pathetic ass lasts there
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Re: violation of The Law of highsec !!
From: Devastator Smith
Sent: 2017.03.05 13:18
To: JOKEY ST0NER SMURF,
—– —– —– —–
Survey
—– —– —– —–
Dear Victim, Congratulations on your ship/pod loss!!
Please help us make our ganking service better by filling out and returning this simple survey.
I was killed by _ on date _____ in system _______
How was your death? too fast/too slow/about right___about right____
Are you angered by your death? Yes/No: noup!
Will you be taking revenge? Yes/No Noup
If taking revenge, who will you be hunting? I hunt everyone, not in K-space
Do you care to take up membership in our begging programme to possibly get your loss back? Yes/No : No thanks
are you planning to replace the loss? Yes/No: Well I’m in a pod already like I was before so….
if yes where?
Thank you and please return this survey in good time.
Comment Section
I hope that my autopilot was was entertaining!
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Hpy Song
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♫ When your pod gets blown to bits ♪♫ And you lose your implant fits ♪\☻/ Don’t worry ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ Be Happy \☻/
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Re: violation of The Law of highsec !!
From: Oxy Morphone
Sent: 2017.03.12 19:13
To: JOKEY ST0NER SMURF,
lol. that was really dork ish
./
Re: violation of The Law of highsec !!
From: Zranti
Sent: 2017.03.13 10:27
To: JOKEY ST0NER SMURF,
I don;t use implants and you just expedited my journey home. The reason why I have no implants is because I have absolutely no fear of dying.
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.Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: miizupoeg
Sent: 2017.02.01 16:24
To: ST0NER SMURF,
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahah
who the hell are you to decide that.i was in pod you mofo
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Vincent Beauvais
Sent: 2017.02.02 20:12
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Yeah, man, go on! GF!!! ))))
.
Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Xian Yufour
Sent: 2017.02.03 14:20
To: ST0NER SMURF,
HALLAH WACKBAR ? I don’t Give a shit about you 😀 and your code, well, you loose a ship, and me nothing, still autopiloting out there m8 =)
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Rahk Ettisrom
Sent: 2017.02.03 17:22
To: ST0NER SMURF,
I wasn’t even moving…..
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: testsubjiect 12
Sent: 2017.02.04 01:33
To: ST0NER SMURF,
i lost no implants and you helped me quick travel to my home thank you HAIL JAMES 315
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Sanholo Accabwehc
Sent: 2017.02.05 17:35
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Fail, I was not autopiloting, I was watching my Mammoth’s wreck I lost recently. So you owe me 100 million ISK for your arrogance. It deactivates my will to use the killright against you.
Best regards,
Sanholo Accabwehc
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: xHxHxAOD
Sent: 2017.02.05 20:12
To: ST0NER SMURF,
ur an idiot
.
CODE is gay
From: Rajender Okaski
Sent: 2017.02.07 22:59
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Go fuck yourself dude, you just got me closer to my destination lol. Next time i need a lift ill be sure to ask you clowns lol
.Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Alarique Kayana
Sent: 2017.02.08 11:27
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Well, Thank you for telling me the supreme rule of eve. (started playing 1 month ago)
Never ever in any circumtances going auto pilot, even in HiSec.
Therefore i am offering you my gratitude.
PS. My Implant T_T, it is big money for me
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Pandemic Diesel
Sent: 2017.02.09 06:11
To: ST0NER SMURF,
haha you can suck my thoraxwith that dumb shit m8
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: jeen starwinds
Sent: 2017.02.10 20:10
To: ST0NER SMURF,
its cool a friend sent me double the isk of the implants and they will be coming your way in the near future ^_^ enjoy ^^
.
Ayyye
From: Blake Southern
Sent: 2017.02.10 22:09
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Damn son, you must not have a very active social life. Hope mommy stops beating you some day.
.
Damn son just read your mail
From: Blake Southern
Sent: 2017.02.10 22:11
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Now I gotta say it again, I feel so sorry for your social life.
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: genozri zijgi
Sent: 2017.02.11 05:20
To: ST0NER SMURF,
historical note – Benya Krik 1911 – proslavila that robbed in the city center with a deadly weapon – was elusive to be robbed Benya Krik has BECOME OVER TIME SCIMATCO in the city a sign of prosperity …
your roleplay as bad anegdot with a beard )))
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Kutskie
Sent: 2017.02.11 22:06
To: ST0NER SMURF,
i wasnt afk/ auto piloting you fuckwit
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Viktor Bolter
Sent: 2017.02.12 20:14
To: ST0NER SMURF,
good,
you were right, autpilot in capsule deserves a swift termination.
Fly safe
.
trololol
From: Reeeeeker
Sent: 2017.02.12 20:25
To: ST0NER SMURF,
you stupid faggot xD
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Reeeeeker
Sent: 2017.02.12 21:43
To: ST0NER SMURF,
you have some serious problems dude xD
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Worldstar Shimaya
Sent: 2017.02.15 18:00
To: ST0NER SMURF,
I was killed by you …. just now in system I dont give a fuck lol.
How was your death? too fast/too slow/about right? It was pretty hot.
Are you angered by your death? No
Will you be taking revenge? If i chose to. you wont like it.
If taking revenge, who will you be hunting? Fat bitches
Do you care to take up membership in our begging programme to possibly get your loss back? I will give you one isk
are you planning to replace the loss? I made more money than i lost. come at me broski.
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: The Peter North
Sent: 2017.02.16 17:55
To: ST0NER SMURF,
I was killed by stoner smurf on 2/16/2017 in some random system
Was not present for the death, this toon is on afk autopilote 24/7
Not angered at all, even though this toon is on auto pilot 24/7, it is rarely ganked due to CODEs inability to efectively enforce their code of conduct
Will be autopiloting right away rather than taking revenge
the remaining questions are too retarded for me to take time to answer
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Sjhi1 Imladris
Sent: 2017.02.17 21:44
To: ST0NER SMURF,
thanks for giving me the oppurtunity to get kilrights on you, i might make more money that way then code 😀
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Rhustten
Sent: 2017.02.18 17:27
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Understood. I will pay for my shuttle license in the future.
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: ST0NER SMURF
Sent: 2017.02.18 17:26
To: Rhustten,
dont ya worry 😉 i got plenty of ships remaining to enforce TheCODE.
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Rhustten
Sent: 2017.02.18 17:09
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: NaSCN
Sent: 2017.02.19 06:39
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Go fuck yourself
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Alexius Lannister
Sent: 2017.02.19 14:17
To: ST0NER SMURF,
That you are retarded, I know already. I was just reading your fucked up blog. Children with no life make me dizzy so, today you will have to contend with knowing you killed a pod with no implants. Good bye and FU too.
PS: if you think I will pay your sorry ass, you`re sadly mistaken. Bribes are not in my nature.
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Juan Gremory
Sent: 2017.02.19 18:26
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Lol Paid the Autopiloting tax ? WTF
.
please
From: Heyzo
Sent: 2017.02.19 18:55
To: ST0NER SMURF,
fuck you
뻑큐다 씨발놈아
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Rav Hjarta
Sent: 2017.02.19 21:55
To: ST0NER SMURF,
The CODE has fallen.
Your order will scatter.
Those that hold true will be hunted down and ended, their remains cast into the fires of a star.
Seek solace in whatever way seems best to you in the time that is elft.
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Chris MArson
Sent: 2017.02.20 00:16
To: ST0NER SMURF,
this is and will never be the law of highsec and your permits dont do anyhting. Ill be back through the same gate in 5 jumps if youd like to waste our time again. lol
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Chris MArson
Sent: 2017.02.20 00:17
To: ST0NER SMURF,
you guys could at least do an honorable challenge like warp scram or something
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Aw: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Nadja Graziosa
Sent: 2017.02.22 00:10
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Thnx a lot for being teached not to fly around, when sleeping :-))
fly save and praise James 315
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Yomiko Kurono
Sent: 2017.03.04 23:04
To: ST0NER SMURF,
I commend you for your actions, as a long time supporter and agent of the code myself I am ashamed by my complacency and lack of willpower that allowed me to push that autopilot button. As a result I hereby put myself on the red pen list and pay you 30 mil isk for my removal therein and issuance of my Highsec Permit.
Thank you for reminding me of what we are fighting for.
Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Bob Lederriemen
Sent: 2017.02.02 22:01
To: Mr Vrix,
Nahhh i just let me kill because i want that money for your killrigt 😉
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Bob Lederriemen
Sent: 2017.02.02 22:01
To: Mr Vrix,
Nahhh i just let me kill because i want that money for your killrigt 😉
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: desertfish Ergana
Sent: 2017.02.03 16:40
To: Mr Vrix,
Dear Offender of The CODE., Congratulations on your ship/pod loss!!
Please help us make our ganking service better by filling out and returning this simple survey.
I was killed by the greatest stache i ever saw on date some thursday in system fuck knows where, i was facebooking.
How was your death? too fast, atleast give a warning so people get a chance to see themselves blow up.
Are you angered by your death? No, i’m much angrier at Charessys for blowing up my hreon with 80 mill in exploration stuff, fuck that guy.
Will you be taking revenge? yes, with a bounty valued at 10 billion imagenary isk
Do you care to take up membership in our begging programme to possibly get your loss back? No, i’m a masochist, hence why i play eve.
are you planning to replace the loss? a blank clone isnt really worht anything
if yes where? B-R5RB
Thank you and please return this survey in good time.
Comment Section
10/10 service, shame there arent any cleanup or funeral services.
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Zozo Aghoul
Sent: 2017.02.07 00:25
To: Mr Vrix,
lmfao youre a dick. gf and im sure you know what you can do with that permit xD LOL
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: sloppy sally
Sent: 2017.02.12 18:34
To: Mr Vrix,
oh go fuck yourself
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Lionel Ironheart
Sent: 2017.03.03 15:25
To: Mr Vrix,
Ok, now all eve will chase you.
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Noa Everro
Sent: 2017.02.02 17:34
To: DEVILISH ST0NER SMURF,
Lol you guys still active? Get a life.com?
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Johnny Danger McGuffin
Sent: 2017.02.03 23:11
To: DEVILISH ST0NER SMURF,
To Agent Stoner
Thankyou for your assistance in getting me to my destination faster than expected.
Especially valuable was seeing that I was in the incorrect capsule for training, something I would never have noticed were it not for your assistance.
I will have to decline the permit but as a token of my appreciation for prior services I hand selected one of my slaves who I think you will enjoy the most to keep your cabin warm next time you visit Jita.
I have linked the contract for ease of use.
Exotic Dancers, Male (Item Exchange)
Fly Safe
Johnny
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Sulaiman Mubarak
Sent: 2017.02.10 13:52
To: DEVILISH ST0NER SMURF,
Yea go kill people with ships moron
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: LeadWing
Sent: 2017.02.11 20:02
To: DEVILISH ST0NER SMURF,
The law of code does not matter. I am the one true god of Eve.
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Storm 2009
Sent: 2017.02.11 20:40
To: DEVILISH ST0NER SMURF,
dude your fucked up
just becuase you to fucking scared to fly in low sec
dick wad
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Irie Vectis
Sent: 2017.02.12 14:29
To: DEVILISH ST0NER SMURF,
Thank you for your “illuminating” law reminder, yet you was worng.
I wasn’t autopiloting, but helping my three year old son to clear his ass after pooping.
I’m soorry you suicide ganked me for your wrong assumption 🙂
Enjoy
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: irisa wifi
Sent: 2017.02.12 17:31
To: DEVILISH ST0NER SMURF,
This is the funniest thing ever. Thank you for killing me in my capsule. I’m sure that was super fun.
Happy ganking. I prefer groping. But to each his own.
❤
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Killra
Sent: 2017.02.12 18:45
To: DEVILISH ST0NER SMURF,
You guys are so fucking stupid lmao
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Doctor Nothing
Sent: 2017.02.12 23:07
To: DEVILISH ST0NER SMURF,
perhaps you need better training as I wasn’t autopiloting, and you caught me with my internet going down. like i give the smallest of crap about your highsec idiocy anyway.
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Isaac Servius
Sent: 2017.02.13 20:18
To: DEVILISH ST0NER SMURF,
Objection. I wasn’t autopiloting. Had to close Eve, Girl walked in on me.
Next time at least let me trashtalk you before you spam me. Rude.
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Anjio Siwalin
Sent: 2017.02.15 16:49
To: DEVILISH ST0NER SMURF,
honestly speaking u have made my day 😀 nice job man, hope u will be lucky and kill anything special soon 🙂
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Callendra Highway
Sent: 2017.02.18 18:55
To: DEVILISH ST0NER SMURF,
Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Callendra Highway
Sent: 2017.02.19 01:44
To: DEVILISH ST0NER SMURF,
No, no. Im not worred about that at all. Just chuckling at the irony of the group you belong to. That your leader loses some assets to a pirate then ragequits.
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: DEVILISH ST0NER SMURF
Sent: 2017.02.18 21:05
To: Callendra Highway,
dont ya worry, i got plenty of ships left to enforce the CODE. 🙂
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Iliza Hexzar
Sent: 2017.03.06 00:47
To: DEVILISH ST0NER SMURF,
go fuck yourself ur new order ur james n everyone in ur new order..thx..:)
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Re: violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Elysius Vulcan
Sent: 2017.02.06 08:55
To: ST0NER SMURFETTE,
Three years ago a great man named James 315 decided highsec was worth
saving.
He created http://www.minerbumping.com and set forth The Code for all highsec activities.
You were found in violation of The Code, and as such, you were challenged to honorable player versus player combat. You were defeated.
But all is not lost!
As a duly sworn and authorized Agent of the New Order i am here to offer you the chance to make this the only loss you suffer in this fashion.
I would like to offer you the opportunity for your very own Permit. The cost is only 10 million isk, and its good for a year!
its a allround permit but ya will still have to follow the rules of the code.
i would advice the following agents for a permit, i do not sell them myself, agent Aaaarrgg or Liek DarZ, send isk and a mail to them and they will arange the permit
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Survey
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Dear Offender of The CODE., Congratulations on your ship/pod loss!!
Please help us make our ganking service better by filling out and returning this simple survey.
I was killed by zykerx on date 2/1/17 in system Kaaputenen.
How was your death? too fast/too slow/about right Too fast, was hoping for it to be more drawn out.
Are you angered by your death? Yes/No No
Will you be taking revenge? Yes/No Not personally
If taking revenge, who will you be hunting? _______
Do you care to take up membership in our begging programme to possibly get your loss back? Yes/No No
are you planning to replace the loss? Yes/No Yes
if yes where? 3-QYVE
Thank you and please return this survey in good time.
Comment Section
Excellent and prompt customer service. 10/10 would use again.
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Hpy Song
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♫ When your pod gets blown to bits ♪♫ And you lose your implant fits ♪\☻/ Don’t worry ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ Be Happy \☻/
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nooooooooooooooob
From: napus napus
Sent: 2017.02.03 19:54
To: zykerx,
nnoooooooooooooooooobbbbbbbbbbbbb
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Nadyah Lando
Sent: 2017.02.10 16:09
To: zykerx,
Dear Offender of The CODE., Congratulations on your ship/pod loss!!
Please help us make our ganking service better by filling out and returning this simple survey.
I was killed by zykerx , on date 10-02-17 in system _No id_
How was your death? too fast/too slow/about right__Fast__
Are you angered by your death? Yes/No __No___
Will you be taking revenge? Yes/No _No__
If taking revenge, who will you be hunting? __My dog __
Do you care to take up membership in our begging programme to possibly get your loss back? Yes/No _______
are you planning to replace the loss? Yes/No__No__
if yes where? _______
Thank you and please return this survey in good time.
Comment Section
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Ex Kasenumi
Sent: 2017.02.10 20:08
To: zykerx,
Thanks for the ‘honorable combat’ zykerx. and also the broadening of my knowledge on the English Language too.
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Catheria Saken
Sent: 2017.02.13 00:10
To: zykerx,
choose a better one! :)))
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: zykerx
Sent: 2017.02.12 22:09
To: Catheria Saken,
Kill: Doctor Nothing (Capsule)
we did
🙂
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Catheria Saken
Sent: 2017.02.12 19:14
To: zykerx,
go see a doctor…
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Lionel Ironheart
Sent: 2017.02.15 21:36
To: zykerx,
You realy need something better to do…
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Xanuri Nardieu
Sent: 2017.02.17 17:49
To: zykerx,
Not paying you shit
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: bobafett700
Sent: 2017.02.19 17:01
To: zykerx,
cool story
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: SPECIALOPS 09
Sent: 2017.02.19 22:01
To: zykerx,
i do it for the killrights
have a nice day
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Belinae Vemane
Sent: 2017.03.03 20:41
To: zykerx,
Hi, i dont think i will be requireing a permit
Lots of ♥
Bel
PS. have a good day and kill some AFK miners for me
I was killed by __ zykerx ____ on date _3/3/17_ in system _ Kaaputenen _
How was your death? too fast/too slow/about right_too slow_
Are you angered by your death? Yes/No _no i wanted a quick trip to null_
Will you be taking revenge? Yes/No _no_
If taking revenge, who will you be hunting? ____myself____
Do you care to take up membership in our begging programme to possibly get your loss back? Yes/No ___yes, please send me 0.0 isk to replace my empty pod____
are you planning to replace the loss? Yes/No___no, no more pods for me____
if yes where? ___
Thank you and please return this survey in good time.
Let me first start with a little warning. my english sucks so deal with it :p or leave
also next month i will be busy at RL so dont expect much from the smurfs
its a very long blog this time with all the screenshots wich i normaly dont bother with ;o
yust keep a eye on http://www.minerbumping.com for James 315 his stuff, he does filter the good stuff and makes nice blogpost with that 🙂
my blog was for my sponsors, so i dont have to mail them all the info 😉
1596 pods went down, omg what a month it has been, 2 antigankers went down aswel + kmwhored a freighter at kaapt ;o a cheap freighter so around 70 bil of implants went boom
so somone linked this tome ;o never knew that was part of the kilboard system but cool enough 😉
CODE. at absolute nr 1. my corp Vrix Nation dooing very wel ;o and 7 of the corp at the Top10 + buddy Aaaarrgg at spot 3 ;), other 2 are gankers aswel 😉 wich provide me with some illigal pods aswel
315
So whats funny about this months Highscore is the amount of hours anti ganking has put into stopping the Smurfs, or better called, kmwhoring and ninjalooting
rly yust rename it to Pro looters in space militia ;p
i have been in there chat for a long time, its funny to watch the wierd stuff, this month though i decided i should get some screenshots, inspired by the awesome blog of James 315 @ http://www.minerbumping.com
(and yes i usely abit lazy with my blog ;o will not get close to his style)
seems that as other gankers where not active they decided to Hunt the Smurfs, it took some more then a week before they even noticed what i actualy shoot o.O
a time where thy thought they where defeating the Smurfs ;o but nope ZERO pods has been saved, wich kinda is amazing, i mean rly amazing, seeing how many times i warp to gate, then forgot i warped toit and 10 min later i see im death, even then antigank was on a diff gate waiting ;o
And then somone placed a Mobile tractor Unit (MTU), omg the Salt that was released.. so amazing, man if i had know they where such big lootwhores i would have setup some myself ;o. they tryed to attack any MTU that was deployed, wich got me a nice yellow antiganker to shoot ;oand because i shot them, al the sudden they think that MTU was of the SMurfs… offcourse a easy yellow anti ganker to shoot and pissoff is somethingh else ?
(and yes im reading the anti gank chats, its so funny and unbelieveble what kind of salt and nonsense is posted there ;o )
gank intel, forming a smurf hunting fleet and gooing to uedema.. or intel about me beeing at ikao etc.. ppl i have been Living at Kaaputenen for years
wel exactly that, thats with all gankers, ya can kmwhore asmuch ya want, pretend to defend ppl but when there fair about it, they dont actualy save ppl ;o hell some yustwant me to kill alot so they can loot my mighty blue wreck wich i dont loot myself, its a gift
sparticus is pretty new to this, has been kmwhoring me alot, had noclue what i actualy gank for awhile, all the omg i saved ppl at anti gank while i shot my targets without him knowing ;o
now for a rly special antiganker, 1 wich does not even listen to other anti gankers, as some do know that kmwhoring is not saving ppl, hell other antiganker actualy get pissedoff by al the kmwhoring mails in the intel channel ;o some fools dont listen or understand the game though, so they think they saved Loads of ppl… and wont listen to argamunts even from there own militia
see ace rly believes he is saving shitloads of ppl, a real highsec hero… except that Everyone has died. nobody survived ;o
what i find another funny fact, the killboard has changed a long while ago and nolonger shows concord losses at stats page, and thats what James 315 use to support the Smurfs, so more kmwhoring ppl means more mony to smurf ppl 😉
offcourse if ya yust ask James 315 for a reinbursement ya get alot more if needed 🙂 wich for this month i did and got delivered within 34 min 😉
as im a suicide ganker it means that with 1599 kils i lost atleast 1599 Lovely thrashers, somethingh antigankers fail to understand sometimes
now time for a insight of anti-gank chitchat, the older antigankers actualy moved there chat to other channels because we kept laughingh at there lack of knowledge
a discussion started after the intel was only for uedema, no other systems where checked wich anoyed some hauler ppl
smurfs have been ignored alot at antigank, we dont shoot haulers 😉 so there is not rly a need to tell ppl im at a gate, abit more this month though
yep he jammed me, i jumped to niarja and killed pod there, this1 atleast saw me jump, some thought they saved the player wich brings me to this.. Always check the Killboard if the player did die or not before claiming ya saved ppl ;o
offcourse im persistent.. the kmwhoring mails showed there did not save anyone, concord kills me and antigank tags along, that gives them 150k bounty and 300k of loot if there fast enough vs the other antiganker looters or MTU’s deployed
see, there saving ppl, antigank has won…. except that is not what hapend, they could see that if they look at the km andsee the low amount of dmg they did, oftenzero, and concord etc onit ;o wich means i ganked alrdy 🙂
wel yes, ya where camping my scout, eich does not gank 🙂 but if ya at he right scout there will apear red smurfs 😉
this was interesting, Luke Spiritz is sending isk to ppl dooing zero dmg, easy isk i geus ;o
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i got th best month ever,, yeah i must be rly mad by now ;o but hey they stil some ppl at this point that had noclue i actualy killed ppl before they kmwhored me…
all those smurf getting slaughtered, must mean i nolonger want to undock… unles yust mayby.. there where no targets around ;o or yust me having dinner 🙂 also 3 gates at kaaputenen.. as wel noticed by the loads of my blue wrecks at niarja gate 🙂
wel yes. there might be 😉
yes why would ya want and try to save ppl…. to prevent a gank.. (stops looking at the channelname)
wait a min.. did 1 actualy understand how it works.. amazing
and yes we got a winner 😉
99.9% 🙂 i like that, can only cath me when i had abit tomuch weed, but is there such a thingh as tumuch weed…
at this point i must say THX for the isk from all the ganking attempts of my scouts, made alot of isk that way 🙂 (kr selling and loot)
i do love them for trying, itsalot better then yust sitting there to kmwhore and loot, love there whole scoutageddon 😉
yeah i laughed alot at this, he was trying so hard to get my pod, hoping to get my 10 bil bounty until ppl told him ya will not get it all ;o
was funny to see him try while other ppl yust shot me at the citidals where i warped too after the ganks ;o 2 min timer before able to dock 😉
wel kmwhoring on more then 2 is kinda difficult so why would ya need more guns.. right…
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some idea’s antigank thinks we got, but has never hapend, nice thinking though 😉
its funny that they think ccp loves us, while almost everone of us has been banned for some bulshit reason atleast once ;o
for me i got banned because i had a killmail of a Nyx supercarrier in my bio with alot of ppl onit, wich they claimed i did to laggout my target and so a exploit, that my targets dont read my bio until after i kill them might have been a more logical viewing
this resulted in a 7 day bann, only after 12 days i finally got a senior gm to tell me the reason at wich point i succesfully got my ban undone , wich added 7 days to my account as the 7 day bann alrdy was lifted because ccp does not reply to bans much it got resolved 21 days after the banhamer…..
that actualy made me to get more smurfs so this would not hapen again
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they also love to talk about CODE. 🙂
there was a gankerfleet warping through madr, they did not gaveup ;o they yust went to diff gate , there not afraid of ecm, they yust fit forit if needed ;o
the whole mtu drama was awesome ;o i contacted mtu owners and asked them to forward me some mails; ) smal reward for them while they pissedoff antigank 🙂 any deployed mtu automaticly means it was my alt… eventhough i never attempted to loot my own wrecks
its also funny that they think they have claimed the blue wrecks because they did 0 to 15% dmg, while concord is the1 actualy killing me.
yep he was shooting my corpses, ;o not that it rly matters, its the only thingh i loot though, but only at kaapt, can’t be arsed to get them at other systems; o
to return the favor though i startedshooting my blue wrecks with my scouts, that rly anoyed the crap out of them ;o next to all the evil mtu’s offcourse
its i think around of 300k orso, the kmwhoring gives them another 150k
antigankers attacked some of the mtu’s as thats more important then to stop gankers..
wich gave me the option to shoot them with my scouts ;o wich then let them to the omg its there own mtu, they yust defended it.. mayby yust mayby i liked that yellow antiganker sitting there….
and then shot down there own mtu, gave mesomethingh todo while waiting for targets 🙂
now back to anti-gank chat…
lmao.. i was rly laughingh my ass off ;o i ould have loved to see them wardec them, but beyond attacking the mtu they did not go..
its not stealing… blue wrecks are FREE for all.
all mtu are evil..evil means it must be a blue smurf mtu ;o
i dont rly care about mtu, hell if it pissof ag i hope they survive, but a ag mtu is funn too 😉
wel he di, but did not share ;o greedy it is
so the ppl that say there here to defend the poor ppl im shooting yust go sit on a mtu to try to scoop some t1 loot…
so some do know how the game works…
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yep looting.. its all about the loot 😉
yep another freighter went down 🙂 nice job goons, as usual, abit overkill but sweet 😉
see im not the only spy ;o they spying on minerbumping channel 😉
my poor thrashers ;( but all targets die so all good 😉
o.O
it was funny 🙂 trying to get my pod and others got it right away ;o, he finaly got 1 though, but that was yust me with tomuch multitasking and leaving a red pod at gate ;o
so hes stil hunting for a podkill without a afk smurf, good luck Mr Spar
it indeed was insane, pods everywhere 😉
uuh ok…..
and then,, more evil dangerous MTU’s
some older ag understand 😉
this hapends alot, ppl getting anoyed there posting zero dmg kmwhoring mails in a intelchannel ;o so i even generate salt when gooing boom 😉
new tactics, look for iligal autopilot pods and follow them till smurfs blow them up 😉
yes getting yelloe means risk, so only thingh ya can do is keep talking about it or make free alpha accounts so the losses not linked to you o.O
must say im always laughingh ;p funny stuff every month
if qw gona talk about stupid..
anoyed by a empty podloss at jan 14 he dicided 2 weeks later to get some killrights to STOP the evil smurfs
together with another alt he then sat on oure citidals and activated the killrichts when we undock ;o
now all ganking smurfs are -10 sec status so a killright does absolutly nothingh …..
some ppl also come back and back to hurt my wallet…. rly … im a old eve vet as they would say, more isk then time to spend it, so good luck with that tactic haha
hell i like any bait capsules, gives somethingh todo 🙂 as ppl often find out i dont rly care about bait or empty pods, i will try to kill them all aslong i got free smurfs around
there also been talks about stopping my ship supply, wel good luck with that 😉
must say that 666 was pretty funny ;o ,dont worry, more fitting is in the factory atm
and thank you CCP for Multifit
see he thinks the killright system he setup stopped me from ganking….
the thingh is that there where no illigal autopiloting pods around, thats normal, sometimes almost nothingh and then 20 in a hour
nice scanress dude, stil no capsule saved atall…
and damn sonn. 315 dps.awesome ;o
so seems anti gankers where bored and checked my killmails, damn son thatssome work there ;o a kill of a poco at 2013 with some minercorp, wich also seems to have a ctidal by now. wel if ya think its me Wardec them and attack th citidal…
right?….
geus not….
an automatic kmwhore machine…
see even my enemies have a smurf collection, they secretly love me 😉
so many ppl shot the wrong smurfs ;o im almost always tolate to kmwhore on there concord losses ;o like they do with me. i made a couple hundred mil selling killrights of antigankers as this was antigank kill a scout month ;o
and alot angry ppl shooting the wrong smurf by mistake 😉 biggest haul was 277 mil of loot
so now back to all the lovely Mails 🙂
im dutch and have np to shoot any other dutch ppl 🙂
0.0 ppl, always say its so good, then stil to be found at highsec
cock
From: Duket
Sent: 2017.01.01 11:54
To: ST0NER SMURF,
nice to see you are a cock goto low sec
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Thematic Chaos Eto
Sent: 2017.01.01 15:22
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Congratulations, you have won the cock of the week award. You now have earned the right to paint a large penis on your head and the chance to see if anybody notices the difference….
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Iamaxamal
Sent: 2017.01.01 16:37
To: ST0NER SMURF,
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Survey
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Dear Offender of The CODE., Congratulations on your ship/pod loss!!
Please help us make our ganking service better by filling out and returning this simple survey.
I was killed by ST0NER SMURF ______ on date 01/01/2017_____ in system ____??___
How was your death? too fast/too slow/about right___about right____
Are you angered by your death? Yes/No ____No____
Will you be taking revenge? Yes/No ____No___
If taking revenge, who will you be hunting? ________
Do you care to take up membership in our begging programme to possibly get your loss back? Yes/No ___No____
are you planning to replace the loss? Yes/No____No___
if yes where? _______
Thank you and please return this survey in good time.
Comment Section
…As only my POD was destroyed, I am not too worried about my loss. My character had been around for 6 years and was looking for the “Vicious Cycle” opportunity to be completed. Thank you for that. Cheerio!
…
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Moose222 Moose
Sent: 2017.01.01 21:44
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Lol get fucked,and so can the dick who invented those stupid ass rules, what a fucking joke
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Moose222 Moose
Sent: 2017.01.01 21:47
To: ST0NER SMURF,
auto piloting again dickbag come find me
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Nyx Tytas
Sent: 2017.01.01 22:09
To: ST0NER SMURF,
I have read your mail and reached a decision.I hope you and your corproation go broke asshole. Take your protection racket and shove it down your shit eating throat
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: xXSupremeCmdrThorXx
Sent: 2017.01.02 00:30
To: ST0NER SMURF,
And I give a shit why?
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Urist Mc-ary
Sent: 2017.01.03 14:15
To: ST0NER SMURF,
I am distraught, for I too am a follower of CODE, but perhaps I am a hethen and heretic.
I probobly was autopiloting or afk, but your judgement is hasty.
But that is not was makes me fear.
I know, that one of us is not the follower of the CODE we know we could be. I was under the impression (perhaps too idealistic) that a true CODE follower does not simply pod thier victims and a few ISK fueled tears from the simple carebears that so stain the world. But opens the mind of the carebear, shows them the sheer pathetic value of their own existance. A simple poping of their ship, their shiny fitts, their cargo, only makes a carebear dig in and just refit tanky. No, a true CODE member will force the carebear to question their very existance. Tears born of wasted time are so much more potent than those of isk.
I fear that CODE has gotten lazy.
Have you ever bumped freigters in Jita?
forced them to log out, or pay 100 mil?
Have you ever, instead of podding a nullibear or wormholebear simply followed their pod around with warp bubbles? Forcing them into a life of uncertain useless limbo?
Demand your warp tax in time, not money?
demanding that they do not jump until they spend time with you?
Sent them kindly worded a mail with screenies of all the money you made from the buy orders for all the garbage they sell?
showing them their oppurtunity cost?
Yes, yes, you can receive your daily tears in the form of killmail, but that does nothing for the carebear’s soul. You must teach them, and to do so, you must make them suffer in a way that money can not fix.
This is why I am distraught, CODE was meant to help rehabilitate the carebear. But death to a carebear is only the ISK value. When you pod the carebear you only prove that you do not care for isk. They angrily look at you as if you were the fool. They cannot apreaciate that you taught them a lesson. They only ask how to obtain a tankier fit, and simply spend more money to obtain one.
But letting them keep their isk, taking all else, that is what breaks a carebear.
Then you have disproven their faith. You must show the carebear that ISK cannot save them.
Farewell comrade,
I hope you too, will learn the lesson that perhaps CODE no longer teaches.
.
Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Rosen Todorov
Sent: 2017.01.04 14:51
To: ST0NER SMURF,
WTF IS THIS SHIT I WASNT EVEN AUTOPILOTING I JUMPED AT THE WRONG GATE AND GOT BACK FKING BULLSHIT
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: mahigan muskwa
Sent: 2017.01.04 23:46
To: ST0NER SMURF,
may bob save code
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: FirstBlood Challenger
Sent: 2017.01.05 16:44
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Stoner Smurf,
haha thanks for the lesson! At least you’re humorous about it. Didn’t like the loss of my impants, but heck worth it from your e-mail alone!
Respectfully,
FirstBlood
——————-
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Tempest Calixte
Sent: 2017.01.05 22:23
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Why are you sending mails to this account Im just in a pod I didnt get ganked I wasnt afk mining and even if I were this is eve. Please stop wasting my mailbox
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: xXSupremeCmdrThorXx
Sent: 2017.01.06 00:25
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Still dont give a shit
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Amer Amerson
Sent: 2017.01.06 11:51
To: ST0NER SMURF,
—– —– —– —–
Survey
—– —– —– —–
Dear Offender of The CODE., Congratulations on your ship/pod loss!!
Please help us make our ganking service better by filling out and returning this simple survey.
I was killed by ___pathetic nolifer___ on date __5/1/2017___ in system _like i care____
How was your death? too fast/too slow/about right___lol____
Are you angered by your death? Yes/No ____why should i?____
Will you be taking revenge? Yes/No ___i dont give a fuck____
If taking revenge, who will you be hunting? ___check above_____
Do you care to take up membership in our begging programme to possibly get your loss back? Yes/No ___you can suck my balls____
are you planning to replace the loss? Yes/No___sure____
if yes where? ___in your anus____
Thank you and please return this survey in good time.
Comment Section
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…just go somwhere and die alone hehe no one will miss you 😀 o7
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—– —– —– —–
Hpy Song
—– —– —– —–
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hey
From: Hey Youguyz
Sent: 2017.01.06 20:39
To: ST0NER SMURF,
i just got done paying off that pod now i gotta buy a new one
,
Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Tj Roughneck
Sent: 2017.01.07 18:55
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Smurf on my friend 🙂
,
Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Engel Bigballsov
Sent: 2017.01.07 20:35
To: ST0NER SMURF,
I’ll be rich selling kill rights 🙂 Do it again!
,
Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Jori Mei
Sent: 2017.01.07 21:08
To: ST0NER SMURF,
I think I won the ISK-War ;]
o/
,
Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Velsharoon
Sent: 2017.01.08 14:47
To: ST0NER SMURF,
virgin
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Aw: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: NM1979
Sent: 2017.01.08 15:39
To: ST0NER SMURF,
You little 2012 botschar, you hide behind the code of james without self what on the series get, Reply personally without your fucking link
,
.
From: 4epHbIu BnacTenuH
Sent: 2017.01.08 15:53
To: ST0NER SMURF,
fack you.
,
Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Nagasaki Chen
Sent: 2017.01.08 22:33
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Saved me 13 jumps. Have a Good One.
,
Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: DarkOrbitMen
Sent: 2017.01.09 14:30
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Пошол на хуй ублюдок … я рот твой ебал пидарас !!! И небкспокойся вафлюга амерекосовская вам и так скоро пиздец 🙂 И буть счаслив гибрид 🙂 Bay
(Poshol on dick bastard … I fucked your mouth pidaras !!! And nebkspokoysya vaflyuga amerekosovskaya you and so soon 🙂 And fucked lists you schasliv hybrid 🙂
It goes like that (though my translation might be a bit off): Go fuck yourself you bastard … I would like to fuck you in the mouth you faggot. And don’t worry you american loser, you will all get fucked soon 🙂 And be happy you hybrid 🙂 Wow
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: cubankiller Severasse
Sent: 2017.01.10 23:02
To: ST0NER SMURF,
how sad is your life?… nvm i can see LMFAO
,
Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Draven Kavees
Sent: 2017.01.11 23:08
To: ST0NER SMURF,
thanks speed up my trip code for the win
,
Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Princess Kelly Benoit
Sent: 2017.01.12 23:26
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Wow, a new low on Eve, using RP to explain your deuche baggery…
,
Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Zeronixul Serifum
Sent: 2017.01.13 00:16
To: ST0NER SMURF,
u are amazing)))
,
Aw: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Tyrion Schulz
Sent: 2017.01.13 20:36
To: ST0NER SMURF,
hey stoner.
du als kapsel-killer bekannt gewordenes indivduum, wirst sehr oft getötet im spiel! gefällt mir sehr gut. vielleicht solltest du in zukunft einsame kapselpiloten in ruhe lassen^^ let´s eve and fly safe 😉
(use google translate, when you dont undestand german^^)
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Re : Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Android Yuriashinken
Sent: 2017.01.13 20:54
To: ST0NER SMURF,
i was on the way to bring my ship -_-
happy for you if looking for my ship is prohibited….
,
Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Jaren Bendaar
Sent: 2017.01.13 22:30
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Sir, You are an ass
,
Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: gizakor
Sent: 2017.01.13 23:23
To: ST0NER SMURF,
same route in autopilot again
,
Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: RUSlan Kirov
Sent: 2017.01.14 00:15
To: ST0NER SMURF,
sosi hui pidor ..i.,
,
i do not care
From: Snaid Wise
Sent: 2017.01.14 10:49
To: ST0NER SMURF,
I do not care what you do. killed the capsule? well done. rejoice.
,
Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Duvolle Tevalle
Sent: 2017.01.14 20:25
To: ST0NER SMURF,
nah, im good. ive got a ton of capsules to lose
,
Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Hunta Evolution
Sent: 2017.01.14 22:57
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Lol, enjoy the negative loss there bro xxxx
,
Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Meat Sam Ich
Sent: 2017.01.15 01:20
To: ST0NER SMURF,
FCK U
,
Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Zerlos Frankerz
Sent: 2017.01.15 13:21
To: ST0NER SMURF,
“you were challenged to honorable player versus player combat.”
Sorry but i call bs
I was in my pod
,
Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: CLARK STEEL
Sent: 2017.01.15 19:12
To: ST0NER SMURF,
WHAT A COWARD
,
Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Das Myra
Sent: 2017.01.15 20:49
To: ST0NER SMURF,
touche
,
Thx
From: Poddy TheScout
Sent: 2017.01.17 16:55
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Thx for the Pod Express 😉
,
Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: jduby
Sent: 2017.01.18 14:42
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Douchebag.
,
Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Falcon D
Sent: 2017.01.18 17:35
To: ST0NER SMURF,
fuck off
,
Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Derek Agar
Sent: 2017.01.18 18:19
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Wasn’t even AFK, idiot.
Think you need a new strategy.
,
Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Derek Agar
Sent: 2017.01.18 18:21
To: ST0NER SMURF,
honorable player versus player combat. You were defeated.
‘Honorable’
You shot on site, nothing honorable in that. Least i took your mum for a meal before she sat on my face.
,
Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Tila Sazas
Sent: 2017.01.18 19:22
To: ST0NER SMURF,
lol, yeah sure, by the way you made my trip faster, noob
,
Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Darth Nex Henderson
Sent: 2017.01.18 21:10
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Oh yea buddy ? Well you Violated the law of I dont give a fuck, so you can just go fuck yourself then! 😀
I hope you have a nice day with that Dildo up your ass!
,
go fuck uself
From: Vasilisck Utrigas
Sent: 2017.01.19 19:17
To: ST0NER SMURF,
go fuck uself
,
Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Aetius Romano
Sent: 2017.01.19 21:23
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Hey fag, go blow more dicks. Your life is a joke.
,
Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Killroy Astroblood
Sent: 2017.01.20 20:38
To: ST0NER SMURF,
bravo…
,
Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Ayup Son
Sent: 2017.01.20 20:47
To: ST0NER SMURF,
I was killed by ST0NER SMURF on date 20/01/2017 in system Can’t remeber
How was your death? too fast/too slow/about right Dunno
Are you angered by your death? Yes/No Not really
Will you be taking revenge? Yes/No Not really
If taking revenge, who will you be hunting? ________
Do you care to take up membership in our begging programme to possibly get your loss back? Yes/No Not really
are you planning to replace the loss? Yes/No Er a pod???
if yes where? Where ever i wake up
Thank you and please return this survey in good time.
Comment Section
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Friederik Rhinehaardt
Sent: 2017.01.21 12:00
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Did not think anyone would kill me in high-sec when autopiloting. Thanks for proving me wrong that’s good to know. But no I’m not going to give you 10 million isk although I do admire the time & effort you seem to have put into this, message, survey & all. As a sidenote do you just kill for autopiloting or is there any other reason? Any thing I could do gameplay wise to avoid this from you or any other player in the future?
,
Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: scudbucket12 Tazinas
Sent: 2017.01.21 15:00
To: ST0NER SMURF,
fuck off
,
Aw: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Vallery Heisenberg
Sent: 2017.01.24 12:20
To: ST0NER SMURF,
wasnt on Autopilot
,
Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Helen Zilwicke
Sent: 2017.01.28 22:42
To: ST0NER SMURF,
cost you more than it cost me. Thanks for getting me where I wanted to be.
,
Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Saum Coll
Sent: 2017.01.30 15:54
To: ST0NER SMURF,
I will just come back in autopilot ^^
,
b
From: Vi Steiger
Sent: 2017.01.30 22:26
To: ST0NER SMURF,
oh for fucks sake
you have no fucking idea
oh my god
id just went like 30 jumps come on man……
,
Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Azra Kali
Sent: 2017.01.31 18:42
To: ST0NER SMURF,
go fuck yourself
,
Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Scarity Akromeara
Sent: 2017.01.31 18:59
To: ST0NER SMURF,
wow i didn’t even know i was shot down until i got this mail.
I just thought I had entered a wrong destination and arrived there.
gj lads, I think
,
Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: miizupoeg
Sent: 2017.02.01 16:24
To: ST0NER SMURF,
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahah
who the hell are you to decide that.i was in pod you mofo
,
Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Vincent Beauvais
Sent: 2017.02.02 20:13
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Yeah, man, go on! GF!!! ))))
,
Re: violation of the Law of Highsec
From: Darius Darksaber
Sent: 2017.01.06 21:26
To: STONER SMURF,
Dear Stoner Smurf,
Please kiss my hairy white ass you CODE piece of crap.
Sincerly,
Darius
,
Re: violation of the Law of Highsec
From: Kloppskind
Sent: 2017.01.07 13:21
To: STONER SMURF,
Stop Crying Baby
,
Re: violation of the Law of Highsec
From: Devon Lightfoot
Sent: 2017.01.08 20:39
To: STONER SMURF,
you are in violation of your own law. you did not challange me to honorable combat you just fired upon a defenseless pilot. your extortion attempts will also not be effective. enjoy your lame attempts to justify your cowardess
,
Дебил
From: Simali Jin-Mei
Sent: 2017.01.11 00:22
To: STONER SMURF,
Ты конченый гомик ,
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Re: violation of the Law of Highsec
From: Teddie Love
Sent: 2017.01.11 22:09
To: STONER SMURF,
Would be easier if ya won´t kill me next time, im heading to get my ship lol :p
,
Re: violation of the Law of Highsec
From: Martre MArkusz
Sent: 2017.01.13 20:28
To: STONER SMURF,
fck u dude
,
Re: violation of the Law of Highsec
From: ode clown
Sent: 2017.01.14 17:41
To: STONER SMURF,
get cancer and die
,
Re: violation of the Law of Highsec
From: Zerlos Frankerz
Sent: 2017.01.15 16:00
To: STONER SMURF,
” you were challenged to honorable player versus player combat.”
Ain’t no honor in blowing up pods mate
,
Re: violation of the Law of Highsec
From: Ppakapp Erquilenne
Sent: 2017.01.16 20:11
To: STONER SMURF,
foad dikhed
,
Re: violation of the Law of Highsec
From: Barakhuth Zateki
Sent: 2017.01.20 22:12
To: STONER SMURF,
you need to crawl out from your mothers basement and do something with your life.
,
Thank you for your service
From: Coveiro Tombstone
Sent: 2017.01.21 18:27
To: STONER SMURF,
Dear Victim, Congratulations on your ship/pod loss!!
Please help us make our ganking service better by filling out and returning this simple survey.
I was killed by STONER SMURF on date 21-01-2017 in system ——
How was your death? Slow
Are you angered by your death? No
Will you be taking revenge? Yes
If taking revenge, who will you be hunting? Yes
Do you care to take up membership in our begging programme to possibly get your loss back? No
are you planning to replace the loss? Yes
if yes where? ——
Thank you and please return this survey in good time.
Comment Section
Best Regards Coveiro Tombstone
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Re: violation of the Law of Highsec
From: Malganis Algarvio
Sent: 2017.01.23 20:32
To: STONER SMURF,
OK, fair enough…
i´m reading about that james 315 stuff…
,
Aw: violation of the Law of Highsec
From: Rosabis Setheus
Sent: 2017.01.24 12:20
To: STONER SMURF,
i wasnt on autopilot
…
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Re: violation of the Law of Highsec
From: gear mom
Sent: 2017.01.26 22:12
To: STONER SMURF,
you are strong u can destroy jove capsule
stupid
,
Re: violation of the Law of Highsec
From: BeastlyKnightJ
Sent: 2017.01.27 23:14
To: STONER SMURF,
Thanks for that i got closer to my destination anyways 😀
My Mining Permit o/
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Re: violation of the Law of Highsec
From: Mycroft J Holmes
Sent: 2017.01.27 23:41
To: STONER SMURF,
Now listen to me! Put to me on a purse 50 million and I perhaps will forgive you Bumpkin
,
Re: violation of the Law of Highsec
From: Arathorn II Rivendell
Sent: 2017.01.29 20:57
To: STONER SMURF,
What a load of Bull Shit; you don’t even believe the words your saying. So two words Fuck off.
,
Aw: violation of the Law of Highsec
From: Georg Dumpty
Sent: 2017.01.31 19:06
To: STONER SMURF,
Capsule Shooter are the greatest Looser
,
Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Ahriman Ostus
Sent: 2017.01.01 22:56
To: Mr Vrix,
wooooooow you must be proud of your rules and so called laws.. fuck you and your buggy code.. i dont fucking care nor about capsule, nor about your retarded code, nor about your laws..
,
Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Ahriman Ostus
Sent: 2017.01.01 22:57
To: Mr Vrix,
you are bunch of douchebags
,
Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: DRAKOS DRAKOS
Sent: 2017.01.05 16:03
To: Mr Vrix,
I didn’t realize I broke the rules of your code. I think it’s silly to attack and especially to destroy the defenseless pod, as worthy only of a weak man.
Success in business , happiness in the New year
,
podkill
From: Elmo Dorleant
Sent: 2017.01.06 15:54
To: Mr Vrix,
Dude, really?
too lazy to kill a proper ship and just killing a pod…
Thats low, even for a pirate…
Anywho, cu outthere
,
Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Tangar Irae
Sent: 2017.01.07 03:57
To: Mr Vrix,
соси хуй ебучие быдло
suck dick fucking redneck
,
Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Hunta Evolution
Sent: 2017.01.07 19:56
To: Mr Vrix,
Lol! As an agent of the CODE and follower of James 315 one should also be aware of the relative speed of a POD at all implant configurations and use this to determine what is a worthy enforcement or in this case what is a valuable lesson.
Alas on this occasion brother you only saught to make yourself look foolish, killing a pod of lesser value than the tool you used to carry out the enforcement.
Additionally you offer me a permit, a mining permit of all things. I was not found mining, James would likely be displeased by your again embarrasing the CODE.
All the best brother, may you learn from your mistakes and become a better agent.
Hunta Evolution, An Alt of the CODE.
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Drunx
Sent: 2017.01.07 20:19
To: Mr Vrix,
..:) get a life
,
Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Tom Zerrik
Sent: 2017.01.08 05:08
To: Mr Vrix,
You children just cost me over a billion in implants because my DOG WAS HAVING A FUCKING HEART ATTACK. SOMETIMES, YOU JUST GOTTA GO AFK.
So while you are sitting there, laughing about “Teaching someone a lesson” a beloved member of my family was seizing, and dying on the floor.
REALLY classy.
Just… top notch people you have over there.
,
Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Suzi Kashada
Sent: 2017.01.08 12:26
To: Mr Vrix,
well poor little idiot. nuffin more to say.. i feel sorry for u.
,
possible CODE violation
From: Rantic Selteyr
Sent: 2017.01.08 23:58
To: Mr Vrix,
Hi Mr Vrix,
I was just podded by a corp member, citing violation 2E, autopiloting in Highsec.
I had in fact, just jumped manually through a gate and went AFK to run a bath for my daughter. I was not in motion and was in no way autopiloting.
If that’s also against the rules, then I’ll be on my way and high fives all around to your corp. If however this was not a violation and your corp takes the CODE seriously, I’d like to know how we proceed.
Thank you for your time.
,
how about……
From: HungLow V
Sent: 2017.01.09 22:14
To: Mr Vrix,
If you’re going to advertise your fucking shit permits, at least use proper English you illiterate fucking cunt.
,
Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Harat Nabor
Sent: 2017.01.14 18:04
To: Mr Vrix,
dude, check my bio, I have a permit
,
Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Harat Nabor
Sent: 2017.01.14 18:06
To: Mr Vrix,
And if you are an example of CODE efficiency then you tell Tisi And James you are losing them the 30bil isk contract
❤
,
Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Drak nosrodlah
Sent: 2017.01.16 21:22
To: Mr Vrix,
thx i can always rely on u to get me to my station on time
,
Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Harat Nabor
Sent: 2017.01.14 18:04
To: Mr Vrix,
dude, check my bio, I have a permit
,
Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Harat Nabor
Sent: 2017.01.14 18:06
To: Mr Vrix,
And if you are an example of CODE efficiency then you tell Tisi And James you are losing them the 30bil isk contract
❤
,
Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Hugh Junk
Sent: 2017.01.19 15:11
To: Mr Vrix,
Go fuck yourself with a hot iron. That would be a nice violation
,
A sua mãe
From: Khallyfaz RHAD
Sent: 2017.01.20 20:17
To: Mr Vrix,
Fuck your self….
,
Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Santello Everro
Sent: 2017.01.21 21:23
To: Mr Vrix,
Lol, troll lol. Get a life
,
Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Helen Helenius
Sent: 2017.01.27 22:01
To: Mr Vrix,
LOL OH ONE OF THOSE CODE RETARDS. IM IMPRESSED THOUGHT U WERE ALL DEAD
,
Aw: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: James Gordog
Sent: 2017.01.28 17:02
To: Mr Vrix,
Code is embarrassing and laughing, all small children lol xD
What do you want to achieve? I am still flying afk
Just as everyone else afk minert
fly save
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: smkdeb1
Sent: 2017.01.29 22:28
To: Mr Vrix,
thats funny 🙂
,
Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: smkdeb1
Sent: 2017.01.29 22:34
To: Mr Vrix,
you might like this
later
,
Why
From: Toogle Hemdorff
Sent: 2017.01.31 20:28
To: Mr Vrix,
Why even?
,
Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Bob Lederriemen
Sent: 2017.02.02 22:01
To: Mr Vrix,
Nahhh i just let me kill because i want that money for your killrigt 😉
,
Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: iThe m0nki
Sent: 2017.01.01 22:52
To: zykerx,
I have to read it all ??))
,
_|_
From: rongturn69 Arran
Sent: 2017.01.04 18:31
To: zykerx,
how about fuck you
,
Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Yushudua Ramsey
Sent: 2017.01.05 23:27
To: zykerx,
If you think your are so good come and sit on my big wood.
LA LA LA , LA DE FUCKING LA, BE HAPPY you cunty
,
Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Ama Cheezus
Sent: 2017.01.07 20:56
To: zykerx,
thanks for the 200k isk opportunity you numpty
,
Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Ama Cheezus
Sent: 2017.01.07 21:06
To: zykerx,
haha shit, that come back seems less relevant when i noticed my cheap implants. haven’t logged in in years tried the eve f2p thing and said hey why not get a free 200k isk just autopiloting to jita. oh well, enjoy the kb stats
,
Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Dorfanuggan
Sent: 2017.01.08 16:31
To: zykerx,
congratulations on killing an afk pod…
,
Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Scythe Furious
Sent: 2017.01.08 17:51
To: zykerx,
Nobody cares about you be quiet thanks for making my trip 10x faster 🙂 great help
,
Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Scythe Furious
Sent: 2017.01.08 17:51
To: zykerx,
Please stay there and do it again on my next trip be gr8 🙂
,
Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Sergio Randale
Sent: 2017.01.09 22:59
To: zykerx,
fu
,
Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Damasceno SaadiAltir
Sent: 2017.01.09 23:43
To: zykerx,
Hahahahaha
That’s new to me! No highsec auto-pilot hahahaha! Hope you liked killing a pod from a 3 week player hahaha
I will sue you to pay me 10 million from moral damage u.u
I’ll not take revenge (yet) since i’m still learning this thing and the only thing i’m good at is lossing isk, so…it will take a while to until we face each other again.
Good game.
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: LEXA Sukarala
Sent: 2017.01.10 22:41
To: zykerx,
You are granted permission to eliminate another pilot
From: CONCORD*
Sent: 2017.01.10 22:13
As you become a victim of the unlawful attack on the part of the pilot zykerx, you now have a license to his annihilation. This license gives you the right to vengeance, which you can do alone or with friends, and which would entail the retaliation of Concord.
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Thanos Zanjoahir
Sent: 2017.01.11 23:07
To: zykerx,
was a bug in null section i lost everything and they flag on me and yet someone i got a kill right on me
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Base Instinct
Sent: 2017.01.13 20:05
To: zykerx,
I’m going to be autopiloting again shortly
Hugs and kisses
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Base Instinct
Sent: 2017.01.13 20:11
To: zykerx,
3j away from Inaro now.
See you soon. (I hope)
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Phat Bazturd
Sent: 2017.01.14 17:53
To: zykerx,
Survey
—– —– —– —–
Dear Offender of The CODE., Congratulations on your ship/pod loss!!
Please help us make our ganking service better by filling out and returning this simple survey.
I was killed by Zykerx on date jan 12 (i think) in system Jita maby im not sure
How was your death? too fast/too slow/about right At the moment it sucked, but now understanding why it was awsome 🙂
Are you angered by your death? Yes/No NO
Will you be taking revenge? Yes/No NO
If taking revenge, who will you be hunting? Probably some other player unaware of the CODE
Do you care to take up membership in our begging programme to possibly get your loss back? Yes/No No
are you planning to replace the loss? Yes/No No
if yes where? …….
Thank you and please return this survey in good time.
Comment Section
This is the best gank i have ever been part of, the fact that you mail your victims is just fantastic.
I weren’t aware of the CODE and for this I am truly sorry.
Thank you! This made my day
I have read the law, and I agree I shall purchase a permit for both my chars
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Grodnod
Sent: 2017.01.14 18:16
To: zykerx,
—– —– —– —–
Survey
—– —– —– —–
Dear Offender of The CODE., Congratulations on your ship/pod loss!!
Please help us make our ganking service better by filling out and returning this simple survey.
I was killed by ___Zykerx___ on date __2017/01/14___ in system ___Eh?____
How was your death? too fast/too slow/about right___About right____
Are you angered by your death? Yes/No ___no_____
Will you be taking revenge? Yes/No ___no____
If taking revenge, who will you be hunting? ____no____
Do you care to take up membership in our begging programme to possibly get your loss back? Yes/No ___no____
are you planning to replace the loss? Yes/No___yes____
if yes where? ___Jita____
Thank you and please return this survey in good time.
Comment Section
… Thanks for a great laugh, sadly unable to partake in your begging programme today due to scheduling issues.
… And the purchace of a permit would be almost possible (due to being flat broke) but the learning experience was worth it’s weight in gold.
… Thanks once again for the expeirence and humour.
… Fly Safe o7
(Playing 3 days, and this happens. Man if only more people had a sence of humour like this)
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Ferzoas Flereon
Sent: 2017.01.16 20:41
To: zykerx,
Go fuck yourself .i.
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Altmir Fose
Sent: 2017.01.16 21:19
To: zykerx,
yeah, well. Let’s meet at the gate, I’ll be on capusule, but arrives in the wrong moment, because the autopilot
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Altmir Fose
Sent: 2017.01.16 21:38
To: zykerx,
I will bill You for the electricity spent on waiting
——————————–
Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
От: zykerx
Отправлено: 2017.01.16 21:36
Кому: Altmir Fose,
yw 🙂
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Headbusta Skord
Sent: 2017.01.17 23:53
To: zykerx,
you know what the funny part is?? you have up your 1 or 2 million ship for literally Nothing hahahhaa good job buddy
,
survey
From: Doctor Von Lindenhoff
Sent: 2017.01.18 17:12
To: zykerx,
Dear Offender of The CODE., Congratulations on your ship/pod loss!!
Please help us make our ganking service better by filling out and returning this simple survey.
I was killed by zykerx on date 01-18 in system Kaaputenen 0.8
How was your death? too fast/too slow/about right: AFK auto pilot in pod
Are you angered by your death? No
Will you be taking revenge? No
If taking revenge, who will you be hunting? ________
Do you care to take up membership in our begging programme to possibly get your loss back? No
are you planning to replace the loss? No
if yes where? _______
Thank you and please return this survey in good time.
Comment Section
…
…
…
…
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Cory Kresge
Sent: 2017.01.19 19:17
To: zykerx,
Yeahh go fuck your self!!!
,
serieu
From: Saya Ammarr
Sent: 2017.01.20 20:34
To: zykerx,
trou du cul
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Cor rector
Sent: 2017.01.22 14:32
To: zykerx,
нивига ты накалякал
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: awesome86
Sent: 2017.01.22 15:37
To: zykerx,
lol 🙂 Yea, i was guilty of afk hopping back to jita, thanks for the quick bump to Thera btw. 😛 To bad I had no implants or anything, better luck next time 🙂
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Aventus Aretino
Sent: 2017.01.24 22:00
To: zykerx,
Dear “Player”,
You’re useless, and your code is useless. i will continue autopiloting and will encourage other player to do it.
if you want to speak i give advise to lost player like you for 10M each session.
Best regards,
Aventus
,
ты пирдурок
From: Alkaider1990 Skir
Sent: 2017.01.29 11:41
To: zykerx,
.!.
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Xafan
Sent: 2017.01.29 19:26
To: zykerx,
I wasn’t autopiloting in High Sec when you guys killed me.
Please take the funds you collected from my wreckage, which you have stated was destroyed erroneously, and grant me the benefit of a lifetime Permit.
Kind Regards
-Xafan
wel yes he is right, he got ganked at inaro and stayed there next to hiswreck, and that got him destroyed capsule
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Micha Rand
Sent: 2017.01.31 22:09
To: zykerx,
u lose ur ship
i lose 2 clicks to restart autopilot watching movie
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Dunn Enderas
Sent: 2017.02.01 20:29
To: zykerx,
——————————–
Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: zykerx
Sent: 2017.02.01 20:09
To: Dunn Enderas,
You were found to be in violation of The Law of Highsec.
Three years ago a great man named James 315 decided highsec was worth
saving.
He created http://www.minerbumping.com and set forth The Code for all highsec activities.
You were found in violation of The Code, and as such, you were challenged to honorable player versus player combat. You were defeated.
But all is not lost!
As a duly sworn and authorized Agent of the New Order i am here to offer you the chance to make this the only loss you suffer in this fashion.
I would like to offer you the opportunity for your very own Permit. The cost is only 10 million isk, and its good for a year!
its a allround permit but ya will still have to follow the rules of the code.
i would advice the following agents for a permit, i do not sell them myself, agent Aaaarrgg or Liek DarZ, send isk and a mail to them and they will arange the permit
—– —– —– —–
Survey
—– —– —– —–
Dear Offender of The CODE., Congratulations on your ship/pod loss!!
Please help us make our ganking service better by filling out and returning this simple survey.
I was killed by zykerx on date 2/1/17 in system Kaaputenen.
How was your death? too fast/too slow/about right Too fast, was hoping for it to be more drawn out.
Are you angered by your death? Yes/No No
Will you be taking revenge? Yes/No Not personally
If taking revenge, who will you be hunting? _______
Do you care to take up membership in our begging programme to possibly get your loss back? Yes/No No
are you planning to replace the loss? Yes/No Yes
if yes where? 3-QYVE
Thank you and please return this survey in good time.
Comment Section
Excellent and prompt customer service. 10/10 would use again.
—– —– —– —–
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Re: Violation of the Law of Highsec !!!
From: Usha Endisil
Sent: 2017.01.05 17:12
To: HARMONY ST0NER SMURF,
Mate, you have far too much time on your hands lol
Thanks for doing me a favour though, cut my jouirney time in half 🙂
Fly safe 🙂
,
Re: Violation of the Law of Highsec !!!
From: OMYSCAN
Sent: 2017.01.08 14:58
To: HARMONY ST0NER SMURF,
retard…
,
Re: Violation of the Law of Highsec !!!
From: Ganfan Miskiw
Sent: 2017.01.12 00:05
To: HARMONY ST0NER SMURF,
Im really sorry
I did not know HS had rules. Im very new to game
I cant pay 10 mil but my friend gave me a machariel but i cant fly it. Would tht be enough to cover the permit cost?
,
Re: Violation of the Law of Highsec !!!
From: Book Reader
Sent: 2017.01.13 22:27
To: HARMONY ST0NER SMURF,
I am insulted to be killed by your trash tier thrasher garbage. Please upgrade and try again you poor.
,
Re: Violation of the Law of Highsec !!!
From: Book Reader
Sent: 2017.01.13 23:05
To: HARMONY ST0NER SMURF,
Aw, don’t want to pod me again? 😦 Can’t expect much from you code scrubs now can i 😛
,
JAMELESS MAN
From: Book Reader
Sent: 2017.01.14 16:53
To: HARMONY ST0NER SMURF,
My pod was allowed to autopilot yet again! You are a jameless man for shunning your suties 😦
,
Re: Violation of the Law of Highsec !!!
From: Tharas Mij
Sent: 2017.01.15 22:17
To: HARMONY ST0NER SMURF,
I wasnt auto piloting I was messing with ship fitter and looking at ship tree sitting on a gate I wasn’t afk I wasnt auto piloting…… you violated your own laws according to your site.
,
Re: Violation of the Law of Highsec !!!
From: Seldon Vestrit
Sent: 2017.01.16 19:50
To: HARMONY ST0NER SMURF,
It seems the planned Campaign against CODE. needs to be realised. So be it war at it’s time.
By the way i was not autopiloting just doing something in the browser.
,
Re: Violation of the Law of Highsec !!!
From: Lev Viperan
Sent: 2017.01.16 21:47
To: HARMONY ST0NER SMURF,
Really?
Come on man I’m a noob just need to finish school work and jump 28 systems
,
Re: Violation of the Law of Highsec !!!
From: Alekzandyr Zalono
Sent: 2017.01.16 23:27
To: HARMONY ST0NER SMURF,
fucking queer
,
Re: Violation of the Law of Highsec !!!
From: Yohama Shutakke
Sent: 2017.01.19 22:05
To: HARMONY ST0NER SMURF,
ВОЗМЕЩЕНИЕ УЩЕРБА 10000000, прошу перечислить на мой щёт.
,
Re: Violation of the Law of Highsec !!!
From: Knarr Keelhaul
Sent: 2017.01.20 22:37
To: HARMONY ST0NER SMURF,
Suck mah ballz! all u did was to waste my time! Here take my salty ballz
,
Re: Violation of the Law of Highsec !!!
From: champ miner
Sent: 2017.01.21 18:02
To: HARMONY ST0NER SMURF,
lol XD
get out in the air and find some friends
,
smuffed
From: Allen Huren
Sent: 2017.01.21 21:03
To: HARMONY ST0NER SMURF,
No i not really mad Im mad about
ganked the next system over By Votre Dieu anyways happy hunting
,
wel ya rly way to afk….
,
YOUR A FUCKING GOOOF
From: Gunrunner Rumruner
Sent: 2017.01.22 22:14
To: HARMONY ST0NER SMURF,
,
GET A life
From: cold orby
Sent: 2017.01.22 23:09
To: HARMONY ST0NER SMURF,
,
Re: Violation of the Law of Highsec !!!
From: Kyze Flemo
Sent: 2017.01.23 00:09
To: HARMONY ST0NER SMURF,
pretty gay
,
Re: Violation of the Law of Highsec !!!
From: Wee Heavy
Sent: 2017.01.23 22:26
To: HARMONY ST0NER SMURF,
Autopilot makes it easier to drink beer. Pretty sure that’s what it’s for, actually.
,
Re: Violation of the Law of Highsec !!!
From: Lord Swartz
Sent: 2017.01.24 00:03
To: HARMONY ST0NER SMURF,
hi A. I WASNT AFKING B. I HAD TO PEE C. MY FOOD IS DONE YOU CUNT MUFFIN LIKE WT ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
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Re: Violation of the Law of Highsec !!!
From: Death Ranger
Sent: 2017.01.25 11:32
To: HARMONY ST0NER SMURF,
rofl i was not auto piloting
,
Re: Violation of the Law of Highsec !!!
From: Death Ranger
Sent: 2017.01.25 11:34
To: HARMONY ST0NER SMURF,
sure gave me a spook tho i was looking at like 3 other chars and just see something get podded like omg that could of been me
——————————–
Re: Violation of the Law of Highsec !!!
From: HARMONY ST0NER SMURF
Sent: 2017.01.25 11:32
To: Death Ranger,
fair enough 😉 then rule 2d
07
,
Re: Violation of the Law of Highsec !!!
From: Cyrilist Khardula
Sent: 2017.01.25 21:38
To: HARMONY ST0NER SMURF,
Dear Mr. Smurf,
I had a few minutes of boredom and decided to fill out your survey as a token of goodwill toward you and the rest of the Knights in recognition of the Good Work you do!
—– —– —– —–
Survey
—– —– —– —–
Dear Victim, Congratulations on your ship/pod loss!!
Please help us make our ganking service better by filling out and returning this simple survey.
I was killed by __Smurf Squad____ on date _2016.12.25____ in system __Kaaputenen_____
How was your death? too fast/too slow/about right___About Right____
Are you angered by your death? Yes/No ____Not at all!____
Will you be taking revenge? Yes/No __I may have made the killright public, but hey, gotta make dat dank isk_____
If taking revenge, who will you be hunting? ___Can I hunt rorquals in Provi in your honor?_____
Do you care to take up membership in our begging programme to possibly get your loss back? Yes/No ___Perhaps with an alt, someday.____
are you planning to replace the loss? Yes/No___Already Replaced.____
if yes where? ___Uh, Amarr?____
I have a bunch of T1 and T2 fit catalysts in Niarja. I’ll be happy to award one per dank new killmail you send me, so that I might be entertained. I know you tend to use Thrashers, but vOv.
❤
Cyrilist
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Re: Violation of the Law of Highsec !!!
From: Whoopsie George
Sent: 2017.01.27 08:21
To: HARMONY ST0NER SMURF,
ha ha ha 😛
suck dick 😛
,
Re: Violation of the Law of Highsec !!!
From: Sidona Darkwood
Sent: 2017.01.27 20:44
To: HARMONY ST0NER SMURF,
do you want some chips with that salt ?
,
Re: Violation of the Law of Highsec !!!
From: Fiera Xero
Sent: 2017.01.27 22:59
To: HARMONY ST0NER SMURF,
im auto piloting again :/….who gives a fuck isk is earned to be exploded anyway
,
Re: Violation of the Law of Highsec !!!
From: Davidd Olacar
Sent: 2017.01.27 23:55
To: HARMONY ST0NER SMURF,
Go fuck yourself
,
Re: Violation of the Law of Highsec !!!
From: Davidd Olacar
Sent: 2017.01.28 00:03
To: HARMONY ST0NER SMURF,
You run like bitches, bought my implants back already, have more than enough isk to do whatever I want, so how about it? Show yourself pussy.
,
Re: Violation of the Law of Highsec !!!
From: Davidd Olacar
Sent: 2017.01.28 00:19
To: HARMONY ST0NER SMURF,
Nah 10 mil is pocket change, that goes to my peeps on my other account. When you’re raking in 100 bil isk a day then we can talk scrub.
——————————–
Re: Violation of the Law of Highsec !!!
From: HARMONY ST0NER SMURF
Sent: 2017.01.28 00:18
To: Davidd Olacar,
all that mony and not even 10 mil isk for a permit, that would have saved ya loads of mony 😉
follow the code and become a better player
,
Re: Violation of the Law of Highsec !!!
From: Davidd Olacar
Sent: 2017.01.28 00:20
To: HARMONY ST0NER SMURF,
As a matter of fact I think war is going to be a fantastic thing.
,
Re: Violation of the Law of Highsec !!!
From: Zossima Wooglin
Sent: 2017.01.28 00:42
To: HARMONY ST0NER SMURF,
Fuck the law of high sec, it cost you more douchebag. Dumbass
,
Re: Violation of the Law of Highsec !!!
From: Zossima Wooglin
Sent: 2017.01.28 00:45
To: HARMONY ST0NER SMURF,
im autopiltoing again if you want to waste more isk
,
Re: Violation of the Law of Highsec !!!
From: Badhound
Sent: 2017.01.29 14:33
To: HARMONY ST0NER SMURF,
FUCK YOU! and JAMES
,
FUCK YOU BITCH
From: Joey Crest
Sent: 2017.01.31 15:34
To: HARMONY ST0NER SMURF,
FUCK YOU BITCH
,
Re: Violation of the Law of Highsec !!!
From: Master Slugger
Sent: 2017.01.31 17:10
To: HARMONY ST0NER SMURF,
nice lie asshole
,
Re: Violation of the Law of Highsec !!!
From: hardwall17
Sent: 2017.02.01 18:42
To: HARMONY ST0NER SMURF,
You my friend have obviously never had sex
,
Re: Violation of the Law of Highsec !!!
From: Harok Dunaila
Sent: 2017.02.01 22:19
To: HARMONY ST0NER SMURF,
Jesus, you must be a bored guy paying subscription to sit in niarja shooting pods all day.
To bad you use the smurfs name, since you are clearly not a frenchman, they come from france.
,
pryk and looser
From: Christine dePisan dePisan
Sent: 2017.01.01 01:33
To: JOKEY ST0NER SMURF,
i just say y moron end thats enought
,
Re: violation of The Law of highsec !!
From: Ronha Ottrit
Sent: 2017.01.06 20:31
To: JOKEY ST0NER SMURF,
My wife forced me to take the dog out ;_;
,
Aw: violation of The Law of highsec !!
From: Ormondo
Sent: 2017.01.07 18:09
To: JOKEY ST0NER SMURF,
you so cool, bro !
,
Re: violation of The Law of highsec !!
From: Socie
Sent: 2017.01.08 16:14
To: JOKEY ST0NER SMURF,
Пожалуйста, иди нахуй, хуесос
Please go fuck, cocksucker
,
Auto Flight Accident.
From: Jankormar Amatin1
Sent: 2017.01.11 21:10
To: JOKEY ST0NER SMURF,
Dear Jokey Stoner Smurf,
At the time you podded me my screen went blank and i couldn’t fix it. I thought since i was in Auto Pilot i would be fine to fix my screen and continue on my way since i was in Hi-sec. But evidently not. I guess people in Eve have finally come to a weak point in the game that they have to kill each other just for the fun of it. So i say thank you for podding me and waking me up to reality and realizing there are no more honorable people in the game. By the way, Outstanding Bounty.
Your Victum, Jankormar Amatin1
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Re: violation of The Law of highsec !!
From: Trevor Keikira
Sent: 2017.01.14 19:36
To: JOKEY ST0NER SMURF,
Yes well I appreaciate you informing me of my mistake and subsequently blowing up my ship.
,
Re: violation of The Law of highsec !!
From: Trevor Keikira
Sent: 2017.01.14 19:43
To: JOKEY ST0NER SMURF,
I will now autopilot again, but this time in a cruiser with extended shields.
,
Cheers!
From: Nazlfrag III
Sent: 2017.01.15 14:49
To: JOKEY ST0NER SMURF,
Thanks for helping keep the spacelanes clear by podding my lazy autopiloting arse. I hope this action didn’t cost you too much, I’m sending a small token for compensation.
,
Re: Cheers!
From: Nazlfrag III
Sent: 2017.01.15 15:48
To: JOKEY ST0NER SMURF,
Nice scam with the protection racket angle, back in my day it was all about harassing miners jetcans. Best of luck to you.
——————————–
Re: Cheers!
From: JOKEY ST0NER SMURF
Sent: 2017.01.15 15:45
To: Nazlfrag III,
thx 🙂 did i forget to mail ya ? will send to be sure
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Re: violation of The Law of highsec !!
From: Sovereign1100
Sent: 2017.01.15 21:31
To: JOKEY ST0NER SMURF,
I wasn’t AFK – working and playing at the same time.
Still, points for creativity. I laughed pretty hard.
Thanks,
,
fu
From: sinthrax fedrosikov
Sent: 2017.01.20 23:59
To: JOKEY ST0NER SMURF,
burn in hell code trash
,
Re: violation of The Law of highsec !!
From: Segon Utama
Sent: 2017.01.22 00:02
To: JOKEY ST0NER SMURF,
XD you gotta be kidding me, congrats on the empty pod
,
Re: violation of The Law of highsec !!
From: Magnum’PI
Sent: 2017.01.22 20:37
To: JOKEY ST0NER SMURF,
your an ass hat, you can take your so called “law” and stick it where your boyfriend sticks it,
not my first day in eve
,
Re: violation of The Law of highsec !!
From: Kaniak
Sent: 2017.01.22 21:08
To: JOKEY ST0NER SMURF,
Go to hell. This is the second time you’ve done this. Don’t you have anything better to do? What do get from killing pods?
,
Re: violation of The Law of highsec !!
From: let’sgo
Sent: 2017.01.26 23:29
To: JOKEY ST0NER SMURF,
fuck off
,
Re: violation of The Law of highsec !!
From: let’sgo
Sent: 2017.01.26 23:34
To: JOKEY ST0NER SMURF,
your full of it
From: Zypthoth Zeek
Sent: 2017.01.28 01:14
To: JOKEY ST0NER SMURF,
,
Re: violation of The Law of highsec !!
From: Dwhttnbrg
Sent: 2017.01.28 22:33
To: JOKEY ST0NER SMURF,
Thanks you got me to station faster
,
Долбоеб
From: POCTHUK
Sent: 2017.01.29 12:39
To: JOKEY ST0NER SMURF,
А ты не охуел дружок? Кто такие правила установил? Дебил сука!
,
Re: violation of The Law of highsec !!
From: Koemghen
Sent: 2017.01.29 14:21
To: JOKEY ST0NER SMURF,
That’s some organized shit bro…
I loled ^^
,
Re: violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Davenport 016
Sent: 2017.01.01 19:24
To: ST0NER SMURFETTE,
Can’t say you guys don’t keep it interesting. 🙂
,
Re: violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Sept Shaile
Sent: 2017.01.04 21:31
To: ST0NER SMURFETTE,
I am happy to announce that what you have destroyed was only my clone. I did not see any warning on the way that the system belonged to you. I apologize for any inconvinience that it took you to destroy my clone. Still the isuese might might have been avoided by contacting my autopilot.
With regards…
Sept Shaile
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Re: violation of the Law of CODE.
From: ShE Bring
Sent: 2017.01.07 14:04
To: ST0NER SMURFETTE,
I was killed by ______ on date _____ in system _______
How was your death? too fast/too slow/about right __slow
Are you angered by your death? Yes/No __no
Will you be taking revenge? Yes/No __no
If taking revenge, who will you be hunting? __nobody
Do you care to take up membership in our begging programme to possibly get your loss back? Yes/No __no
are you planning to replace the loss? Yes/No__no
if yes where? _______
Thank you and please return this survey in good time.
Comment Section
thenks, it was fast delivery to my targetpoint
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Re: violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Engel Bigballsov
Sent: 2017.01.07 20:31
To: ST0NER SMURFETTE,
Idiot. I self distruted my capsule 1 min ago, now you killed it. Hope Concord took away your fancy 5m destroyer? 🙂 CODE is becoming more stupid every day. Well done.
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Re: violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Torax3000 Taron
Sent: 2017.01.07 21:55
To: ST0NER SMURFETTE,
Congrats on the kill you fucking spastic!
,
Долбаеб
From: Andrei Vyatkin
Sent: 2017.01.08 12:11
To: ST0NER SMURFETTE,
Иди нахуй Дебил =) долбаеб
,
You stupid ass , you should be treated =)))
From: Andrei Vyatkin
Sent: 2017.01.08 12:15
To: ST0NER SMURFETTE,
Re: violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Neo Yassavi
Sent: 2017.01.09 10:48
To: ST0NER SMURFETTE,
LOL
\0/
I was killed 2017.01.09 Kaaputenen*
How was your death? too fast/too slow/about right
Fast
Are you angered by your death?
No
Will you be taking revenge?
No
Do you care to take up membership in our begging programme to possibly get your loss back?
No
are you planning to replace the loss?
No
,
hello
From: anna radu
Sent: 2017.01.13 20:02
To: ST0NER SMURFETTE,
You just shoot my Kill: anna radu (Capsule) , its somthing normal and i cant complain….
Today after long time i buy and activate a plex , spend most off my mony to buy a dominix and make lvl 3 and 4 mision , afer i spend 190.000.000 isk on it , by some fit on it and take to muve some itmes some 1 kill me Kill: anna radu (Dominix) (all my isk on it ) after it not was ok and he kill my Kill: anna radu (Capsule). after this i was close to 0 isk but i have some insurce on it.
With all insurece mony i buy all new implant and stay afk some days until the war its finish.
On way to home with my new implants , and pist off with all my lost for today you target me and destryo me 3-th time for today Kill: anna radu (Capsule) .
Have fun on this game , me personal i dont have any reson to continue….
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Re: violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Lythea Feralis
Sent: 2017.01.13 21:00
To: ST0NER SMURFETTE,
What a Fun Stuff Mail ;D
Made me really laugh. I like this Kind of Humor.
See ya next Time
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Re: violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Tarvis Nightstalker
Sent: 2017.01.14 13:45
To: ST0NER SMURFETTE,
lol they actually do send that mail
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Re: violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Mortis Toralen
Sent: 2017.01.14 20:36
To: ST0NER SMURFETTE,
😀 The Law of Highsec
in any case… there you go 😀
I was killed by ST0NER SMURFETTE on date now.. in system somewhere
How was your death? too fast/too slow/about right about right
Are you angered by your death? Yes/No nope
Will you be taking revenge? Yes/No nope
If taking revenge, who will you be hunting?…
Do you care to take up membership in our begging programme to possibly get your loss back? Yes/No no
are you planning to replace the loss? Yes/No
if yes where? nope
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Re: violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Ineed Adollar
Sent: 2017.01.15 11:33
To: ST0NER SMURFETTE,
Stop begging \ spamming.
,
podding
From: Julias Enderas
Sent: 2017.01.15 21:45
To: ST0NER SMURFETTE,
Social experiment? xD Was not expecting that! Hope you have a nice day! 🙂
,
1
From: Diego Mileghere
Sent: 2017.01.18 15:52
To: ST0NER SMURFETTE,
Поднялась самооценка, пидор?
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Re: violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Virwin Estidal
Sent: 2017.01.18 23:28
To: ST0NER SMURFETTE,
I was getting stuff done irl and had autopilot on to save time.
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Re: violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Tarrant Miromme
Sent: 2017.01.19 20:22
To: ST0NER SMURFETTE,
Hmm you get right into that role playing shit huh, you did me a favor, so thx kid, all the jumps is gheyass shit
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Best Shooter
From: Perry Rhodanosus
Sent: 2017.01.19 21:07
To: ST0NER SMURFETTE,
You ae the Best – LOOSER
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Re: violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Stevie Forev
Sent: 2017.01.19 22:50
To: ST0NER SMURFETTE,
Youre a joke
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Re: violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Sethinoth X Miller
Sent: 2017.01.21 13:39
To: ST0NER SMURFETTE,
are you fucking stupid?
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Re: violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Doc Bones
Sent: 2017.01.21 14:43
To: ST0NER SMURFETTE,
good job i didnt use my fkn dreadnought innit you can whistle for your 10million im afraid you have hurt my feelings What can i say
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Re: violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Dramiona
Sent: 2017.01.21 15:19
To: ST0NER SMURFETTE,
U were found to be a dumbass
killing Pods in HS get a life
.
aloch
From: Six-Eco Jordan6eco
Sent: 2017.01.22 10:52
To: ST0NER SMURFETTE,
ejj
du blöde missgeburt
was sollte das den
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Aw: violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Six-Eco Jordan6eco
Sent: 2017.01.22 12:34
To: ST0NER SMURFETTE,
lass es einfach
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Re: violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Jutta Askiras
Sent: 2017.01.22 19:36
To: ST0NER SMURFETTE,
great you killed a capsule, thx
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Re: violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Kicumu Arzi
Sent: 2017.01.26 21:55
To: ST0NER SMURFETTE,
Да пашол ты в жопу )))))
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Re: violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Mobile Vulgus
Sent: 2017.01.28 18:42
To: ST0NER SMURFETTE,
Fucks given = 0
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Re: violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Sharp Secheh
Sent: 2017.01.28 22:48
To: ST0NER SMURFETTE,
fuck you, you son of bitch. wish you go to hell after you die.
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Gank
From: Cetra Connection
Sent: 2017.01.29 14:16
To: ST0NER SMURFETTE,
I was killed by ST0NER SMURFETTE on date 29.01.2017 in system Kaaputenen 0.8
How was your death? about right
Are you angered by your death? No
Will you be taking revenge? No_
If taking revenge, who will you be hunting? ________
Do you care to take up membership in our begging programme to possibly get your loss back? No
are you planning to replace the loss? Yes
if yes where? Alparena 0.1
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Re: violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Jaileint Darkendark
Sent: 2017.01.29 16:16
To: ST0NER SMURFETTE,
Eat shit and die mf’er.
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Re: violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Meridith Kane
Sent: 2017.01.29 17:53
To: ST0NER SMURFETTE,
heh, i was out to get something to mix my drink with <,<
didnt think that someone wastes trashers on capsules )
—– —– —– —–
Survey
—– —– —– —–
Dear Offender of The CODE., Congratulations on your ship/pod loss!!
Please help us make our ganking service better by filling out and returning this simple survey.
I was killed by ST0NER SMURFETTE on date 29.01 in system Kaaputenen
How was your death? too fast/too slow/about right____ should be about right, i was pretty much abscent
Are you angered by your death? Yes/No____no, not realy
Will you be taking revenge? Yes/No _______ no, except i find you mining in high, then yea, im an asteroidphile
If taking revenge, who will you be hunting? ________see above, or not you, i go find newbs to pick on
Do you care to take up membership in our begging programme to possibly get your loss back? Yes/No _______ no
are you planning to replace the loss? Yes/No_______no
if yes where? _______xxx
Thank you and please return this survey in good time.
Comment Section
What the actual fuck?
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Re: violation of the Law of CODE.
From: MsDeathma Yeva
Sent: 2017.01.29 19:05
To: ST0NER SMURFETTE,
FUCK YOU
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Re: violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Commander Hamilton
Sent: 2017.01.29 19:33
To: ST0NER SMURFETTE,
awsome
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Re: violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Commander Hamilton
Sent: 2017.01.29 19:39
To: ST0NER SMURFETTE,
this is straight from your code
“You were found in violation of The Code, and as such, you were challenged to honorable player versus player combat. You were defeated.”
I was not challenged i was attacked while AFK
and you ureally worship another man this james 315 guy… a follower thats awsome..
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Re: violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Saum Coll
Sent: 2017.01.30 14:42
To: ST0NER SMURFETTE,
I will just come back in autopilot ^^
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Re: violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Aetius Romano
Sent: 2017.01.30 15:29
To: ST0NER SMURFETTE,
Hey, you piece of shit, go fuck yourself.
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Re: violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Aetius Romano
Sent: 2017.01.30 15:31
To: ST0NER SMURFETTE,
Go fucking kill yourself, you’re a huge waste of space.
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Re: violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Nicola Loruso
Sent: 2017.01.30 22:24
To: ST0NER SMURFETTE,
Stupid super-clever boy. I WAS NOT IN AUTOPILOT!!!!! I had cerntain respecto for CODE but thanks to you I will have not anymore. Best Regards!
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Re: violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Pearl Tiger Anorka
Sent: 2017.01.31 17:34
To: ST0NER SMURFETTE,
did someoen ever respect you?
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Re: violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Azra Kali
Sent: 2017.01.31 18:47
To: ST0NER SMURFETTE,
go fuck yourself nub lmao
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Moon Duck
Sent: 2017.01.01 14:37
To: CLUMSY ST0NER SMURF,
Haha Yeah i blame myself 🙂
,
Was just making lunch.
From: Moon Duck
Sent: 2017.01.01 14:39
To: CLUMSY ST0NER SMURF,
Had some croiossants if you’re interested 😛
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Mancho Pavillia
Sent: 2017.01.05 18:40
To: CLUMSY ST0NER SMURF,
Autist
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Re : Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Emrathul deFenris
Sent: 2017.01.05 20:38
To: CLUMSY ST0NER SMURF,
Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Sephaii
Sent: 2017.01.08 15:52
To: DEVILISH ST0NER SMURF,
Thanks for the shortcut home 🙂
,
RE:
From: Technik Ipsum
Sent: 2017.01.10 00:14
To: DEVILISH ST0NER SMURF,
Lol, good one, shame you broke your own code though, I had brought my pod to full stop manually before approaching the gate. Not a bad try to get money though, better luck next time.
,
Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Emily Crusader
Sent: 2017.01.10 01:44
To: DEVILISH ST0NER SMURF,
Thank you for your spam mail, it was most enjoyable to not to ready.
I’m glad you lost your ship during the engagement or I would have had to create a ticket to ban your account.
Watching adult content while autopiloting back to Amarr, thanks.
Emily
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: MP160
Sent: 2017.01.11 01:50
To: DEVILISH ST0NER SMURF,
I believe the responce that you are looking for goes something like…..Fuck Off… 10k pod for a 1.8m ship. You high sec trash.
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Nata Kovi
Sent: 2017.01.14 15:27
To: DEVILISH ST0NER SMURF,
blow me
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: NyahoKillaz Koraka
Sent: 2017.01.14 22:46
To: DEVILISH ST0NER SMURF,
You are sick? or eat shit?)
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Aw: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Arisu Asanari
Sent: 2017.01.15 00:00
To: DEVILISH ST0NER SMURF,
You should be ashamed of yourselves, make hot hell people that use no MES progam. But as normal play. I abhor even the usage of such programs. It gives you no right every kleich with autopilot to its target over the pile to shooting and false suspicions to go after.
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Peter Northh
Sent: 2017.01.15 09:16
To: DEVILISH ST0NER SMURF,
Don’t see this a hatemail, it’s not. I take this as a victory. I lost a pod no Inplants or anything.
You lost your Trasher, just saying. And that was while I was fucking my wife 😉
,
Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Old Scotsman
Sent: 2017.01.16 18:24
To: DEVILISH ST0NER SMURF,
virgin
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Zeak Yassavi
Sent: 2017.01.17 15:42
To: DEVILISH ST0NER SMURF,
Youre one of those faggots
mhmm
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Base Instinct
Sent: 2017.01.17 22:42
To: DEVILISH ST0NER SMURF,
Dear Offender of The CODE., Congratulations on your ship/pod loss!!
Please help us make our ganking service better by filling out and returning this simple survey.
I was killed by you on date today in system somewhere between Jita and Amarr.
How was your death? too slow
Are you angered by your death? No
Will you be taking revenge? No
If taking revenge, who will you be hunting? Pink Unicorns
Do you care to take up membership in our begging programme to possibly get your loss back? No
are you planning to replace the loss? Yes
if yes where? already done
Thank you and please return this survey in good time.
Comment Section
Your service standards have dropped. I keep getting past you on autopilot. You need to catch me EVERY single time. Either do this properly, or don’t do it at all. At the moment you are probably more suited to high sec mining. You can improve though. I have faith in you, even if others don’t.
Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Juan Gremory
Sent: 2017.01.18 23:27
To: DEVILISH ST0NER SMURF,
You killed a Pod with a Trasher, and just 1 Artillery, stop being stupid and bring me out a T3 cruiser
,
prutser
From: Lutger
Sent: 2017.01.20 19:35
To: DEVILISH ST0NER SMURF,
your are a hero,
you must be the best pilot in eve.
shooting a caplsular.
your the best.
hahah
sukkel
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Knarr Keelhaul
Sent: 2017.01.20 22:55
To: DEVILISH ST0NER SMURF,
Suck me salty ballz code :))
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Aleci Wolfram
Sent: 2017.01.22 12:47
To: DEVILISH ST0NER SMURF,
Dear CODE Enforcer,
Im afraid you comitted your martyr in vein, for i will Autopilot my tits off. i will pay 9 Million for your permit but will require it for 9 months, if you cannot delvier this promise, i will find a CODE Enforcer that Can.
That is ALL
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Quark Dallocort
Sent: 2017.01.23 04:54
To: DEVILISH ST0NER SMURF,
HA Very entertaining. Thanks for the laugh.
Yep I was autopiloting -there was a good football game on.
Nope not angered by my death – death is only the beginning (beginning of a new clone).
Yep, liked the song.
o7
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Quen Odius
Sent: 2017.01.23 10:26
To: DEVILISH ST0NER SMURF,
go fuck your self nerd
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Katin Nih
Sent: 2017.01.23 21:42
To: DEVILISH ST0NER SMURF,
Hi there,
actually you are wrong about the violated rule. In my case, 2D would have been applicable 🙂 .
Have a nice day!
Regards
Katin Nih
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Blazin 4EVEr
Sent: 2017.01.25 11:27
To: DEVILISH ST0NER SMURF,
ok congrats on killing a one day old player in a pod and proving you fail at life!
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Wild07
Sent: 2017.01.26 10:06
To: DEVILISH ST0NER SMURF,
whahahahahahhh =)))))))))))))))))))))))
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Deldaree
Sent: 2017.01.26 10:24
To: DEVILISH ST0NER SMURF,
*Yawn*
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хуесосу
From: fenix30rus
Sent: 2017.01.27 21:23
To: DEVILISH ST0NER SMURF,
черт ебливый
,
you fucking shit
From: fenix30rus
Sent: 2017.01.27 21:41
To: DEVILISH ST0NER SMURF,
you fucking shit
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Arathorn II Rivendell
Sent: 2017.01.29 20:24
To: DEVILISH ST0NER SMURF,
Two words > Fuck off
,
congraz you killed a new player 😀
From: Crazy- SubZero
Sent: 2017.01.30 22:56
To: DEVILISH ST0NER SMURF,
thx for the tip / and the kill i was instant back at my hangar with my other ships.
next time i instantly use suicide was way faster to get back.
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Killer Bee Bashore
Sent: 2017.01.31 17:30
To: DEVILISH ST0NER SMURF,
fuck i had to set him to auto so i could write a email fuck man, no isk to replace the implants.
well thanks for setting me back millions
:)-`
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Micha Rand
Sent: 2017.01.31 21:37
To: DEVILISH ST0NER SMURF,
ha – wheres the point in that, restarting autopilot while watching movie
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Angelina Alien
Sent: 2017.02.01 16:29
To: DEVILISH ST0NER SMURF,
Пошёл на хуй ублюдок!
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Noa Everro
Sent: 2017.02.02 17:34
To: DEVILISH ST0NER SMURF,
Lol you guys still active? Get a life.com?
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Yzef Yu
Sent: 2017.02.02 18:44
To: DEVILISH ST0NER SMURF,
По русски пиши сын сабаки самки! Недо чмо чернопопое!
wel Hpy New Year everyone been 6 months that i updated this site so this gona take abit. have not been active much except december
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2016 stats:
ended up with getting too 12,398 podkils total (not yust 2016), my m8 Aaaarrgg is almost at his personal 9000 podkils on 1 char goal (im not there yet). so gg to him 😉
.
sponsored the CODE, Welcome to ascention event 🙂 , https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=6707980
.
month – kils – dmg
jan – 285 , 16.42 bil
febr- 440 , 32.74 bil
march – 262 , 26.41 bil
april – 533 – 44.88 bil
may – 349 – 27.85 bil
june – 363 – 27.93 bil
august – 60 – 2.88 bil
sept – 264 – 12.47 bil
oct – 158 – 11.01 bil
nov – 109 – 5.76 bil
dec – 277 – 27.36 bil
total 2016 : 3100 kils – 235.71 bil
not bad for some smal smurfs 😉
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minerbumping post (under construction, did not save them ;o )
james 0815
From: Corekath
Sent: 2016.07.11 18:13
To: STONER SMURF,
go to your jams 0815 noob and give him a permit to fly around. you and your New Code is the uglyiest thing in eve you, your corp and your ally are the biggest noobs out of this game. u cant do the good old pvp you only able to gank no lowsec no 0.0 u are so poor noobs
.
Now this is a funn1, a new antiganker thought it was a awesome tactic to fly by in empty pods to kill the wallet of CODE. thx for the kils m8 ;o i got a army of smurfs and got np shooting ya again, and again, and again ;o aslong i got enough smurfs remaining without a gtc timer
he also thought to get rich by selling the killrights, but that does not work on -10 chars
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I’m back
From: Walter White Anthar
Sent: 2016.09.25 16:36
To: STONER SMURF,
Kill me waste more of CODES money.
Fuck your code. Twat munchers
.
Thanks mate.
From: Walter White Anthar
Sent: 2016.10.04 00:29
To: STONER SMURF,
What happened to the snarky passive agressive emails? LOL, Thanks for getting me home.
Fly safe
.
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Re: violation of the Law of Highsec
From: Bronn Kalkoken
Sent: 2016.12.16 20:14
To: STONER SMURF,
I salute your mad skills. How is it you can contain your glee in such a worthy kill?
I both mock you and pity you. Also, thanks for getting me closer to my destination.
.
pryk and looser
From: Christine dePisan dePisan
Sent: 2017.01.01 01:33
To: JOKEY ST0NER SMURF,
Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Slash Cry
Sent: 2016.09.25 20:06
To: JOKEY ST0NER SMURF,
lol you’re dumb, was afk not auto piloting, blah blah breaking another one of your rules, blah blah.
Don’t care, I was turning on o7 show, hope that concord loss was worth an empty pod.
Have a good one!
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Re: violation of The Law of highsec !!
From: Mike Daggerwood
Sent: 2016.11.20 19:28
To: JOKEY ST0NER SMURF,
bro i’m coming back on autopilot, het your thrasher ready rofl
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Re: violation of The Law of highsec !!
From: Evgeniy Topotun
Sent: 2016.11.20 21:20
To: JOKEY ST0NER SMURF,
you are a cuckold
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18 months afk…..
Re: 2015 expired autopilot license !!
From: Lana Hita
Sent: 2016.11.21 03:31
To: JOKEY ST0NER SMURF,
Heya and my response to you Stoner Smurf is go eat a bag of dicks ^_^
I was doing Uni Coursework so my fault for thinking that auto pilot was prohibited for travelling about while I was doing more important stuff ^_^
Greetings, fellow Capsuleer,
It has come to our attention that you have been using auto pilot without a license. As you are probably aware, auto pilot licenses have been required to use auto pilot since the Pilot Protection Act was signed. The main reason behind this Act was to help prevent the many of the accidents caused from by the use of auto pilot.
.
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Re: violation of The Law of highsec !!
From: Tleilaxu Mentat
Sent: 2016.11.21 22:53
To: JOKEY ST0NER SMURF,
well done. ship cost you more than my clone.
clap your hands
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Re: violation of The Law of highsec !!
From: Scotty Nardiello
Sent: 2016.12.31 00:09
To: JOKEY ST0NER SMURF,
wasnt auto piloting 🙂
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Re: violation of The Law of highsec !!
From: Astraea Funtulique
Sent: 2016.12.31 18:53
To: JOKEY ST0NER SMURF,
If this is how you get through life, then your one sick motherfucker… More med’s man… more med’s!
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Aw: Violation of the Law of Highsec !!!
From: ShadowCop
Sent: 2016.12.29 23:04
To: HARMONY ST0NER SMURF,
I don’t have the power to defeat you, cause my ship was an undefended capsule, but let me say your laws are big shit man.
So continue to kill other players whoose can not hurt you but it’s only for your small ego. Get errected from your kill but don’t spill it on your keyboard. 😉
Dear Victim, Congratulations on your ship/pod loss!!
Please help us make our ganking service better by filling out and returning this simple survey.
I was killed by Harmony Stoner Smurf on date 29/12/16 in system can’t remember.
How was your death? too fast/too slow/about right?: it was way too fast, i would prefer a longer more painful death esp when i am in a capsule
Are you angered by your death? Yes/No : No i am not angered at all, infact i laughed.
Will you be taking revenge? Yes/No: Nope not until i get my pizza.
If taking revenge, who will you be hunting? ________
Do you care to take up membership in our begging programme to possibly get your loss back? Yes/No: nah.
are you planning to replace the loss? Yes/No: yes i am
if yes where? Amaar
Thank you and please return this survey in good time.
Comment Section
have you seen my Dragons?
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?
Yippie kayay motherfucker!
i’m dry as a dead dingos donga!
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Re: Violation of the Law of Highsec !!!
From: Kate MacGregor
Sent: 2016.12.26 21:43
To: HARMONY ST0NER SMURF,
Piss off, i will do as i want when i want.
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Golden Rule of Eve
From: Grier Eutychus
Sent: 2016.12.18 22:49
To: HARMONY ST0NER SMURF,
A good reminder of the golden rule of eve.
Never use autopilot. Even on a pod. I didn’t even know pod killers are a thing. But that’s what you get for not playing for 4 years
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. 1 year old stil newbie
F*** YOU
From: Janusz Pompka
Sent: 2016.12.18 12:02
To: HARMONY ST0NER SMURF,
F*** You Newbie killer.
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. i saw this pod selfdestructing at the gate, so i warped in as fast as i could to assist him 😉
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Re: your welcome 😉
From: Saladin TenakaKhan
Sent: 2016.09.25 12:33
To: HARMONY ST0NER SMURF,
tnx, saved me a whole 1m 30 seconds! 😉
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Good for you
From: Shadow Counsel
Sent: 2016.09.23 15:51
To: HARMONY ST0NER SMURF,
What you want a cookie? Maybe an add to your Bounty, Fat chance lol, you just helped be get home you CODE looser. LOL
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Re: violation of the LAW
From: Fabio Legolas Uitoh
Sent: 2016.11.20 00:25
To: ST0NER SMURFETTE,
yay u killed my little unarmed autopilot capsule . Join my Corp Smurfette. U will be passed around from capsuleer to capsuleer wether u join or nay.
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Re: violation of the LAW
From: RF Gnaeus Crassus
Sent: 2016.12.17 20:29
To: ST0NER SMURFETTE,
LOL, We at red frog used this way in old days to come fast to our home…so thanks, it made me much faster afk then i would have been atk 🙂
regards,
Gn
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Re: violation of the LAW
From: RF Gnaeus Crassus
Sent: 2016.12.17 20:50
To: ST0NER SMURFETTE,
I know, and yeah I am sure it is 🙂 SO we have both fun and let others whine against each other. Fly safe!!
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Re: violation of the LAW
From: ST0NER SMURFETTE
Sent: 2016.12.17 20:40
To: RF Gnaeus Crassus,
yw 🙂
i know ya guys are always empty ;o but still fun to pop them ;p
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Aw: violation of the LAW
From: Tanja Star
Sent: 2016.12.19 17:07
To: ST0NER SMURFETTE,
wow you ganked an autopiloting emty pod. now i have to travel the 3 jumps again 😦 its so cruel. tell me how i can be save from you master ganker?!
i dont know how i will sleep tonight.
i think i will autopilot the way again and you will be killed by concord again and i get a killright i can sell.. ty mate its a good deal.
the ganker lost more than the victim and the victim gets money for it 😀 best eve player ever! for sure 😀
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Re: violation of the LAW
From: edina24
Sent: 2016.12.19 20:25
To: ST0NER SMURFETTE,
suck my Dick please 🙂
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Aw: violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Angel Haginen
Sent: 2016.12.22 06:38
To: ST0NER SMURFETTE,
shut up you fucking noob and blaim not yourself
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Re: violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Astrid Tyrfing
Sent: 2016.12.26 21:17
To: ST0NER SMURFETTE,
I’m a good girl. Do not hurt me)
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Samara Mikakka
Sent: 2016.07.04 20:56
To: CLUMSY ST0NER SMURF,
—– —– —– —–
Survey
—– —– —– —–
Dear Victim, Congratulations on your ship/pod loss!!
Please help us make our ganking service better by filling out and returning this simple survey.
I was killed by CLUMSY ST0NER SMURF on date 2016.07.04 in system Inaro
How was your death? too fast/too slow/about right: aboot right
Are you angered by your death? Yes/No no?
Will you be taking revenge? Yes/No no?
If taking revenge, who will you be hunting? uwot
Do you care to take up membership in our begging programme to possibly get your loss back? Yes/No no?
are you planning to replace the loss? Yes/No no?
if yes where? _______
Thank you and please return this survey in good time.
Comment Section
…Thanks for the shortcut!
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Gorath Vaan
Sent: 2016.07.05 09:40
To: CLUMSY ST0NER SMURF,
—– —– —– —–
Survey
—– —– —– —–
Dear Victim, Congratulations on your ship/pod loss!!
Please help us make our ganking service better by filling out and returning this simple survey.
I was killed by CLUMSY ST0NER SMURF on Universal Pod Peace Day in system Narja.
How was your death? too fast/too slow/about right. All speed is relative. Death comes to us all… one can be happy or sad, but never ‘about’ anything.
Are you angered by your death? Anger is an energy… at my age all energy is good.
Will you be taking revenge? The Universe will answer in its own time.
If taking revenge, who will you be hunting? The eternal manifestations of iniquity.
Do you care to take up membership in our begging programme to possibly get your loss back? We are all beggars, we are all billionaires. We are all alone. So no… but thank you for the thought.
Are you planning to replace the loss? What loss? All loss is gain.
If yes where? If you need to ask then your gain is approaching.
Thank you and please return this survey in good time.
Comment Section
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Casper Centurion
Sent: 2016.07.11 17:39
To: CLUMSY ST0NER SMURF,
wow you ganked a pod go fck yourself and your code, goon pets…
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keeps asking his implants back from a los years ago ;o
Reminder
From: Elena Byrne
Sent: 2016.08.20 15:23
To: CLUMSY ST0NER SMURF,
Reminder
tu me dois toujours 5 implants
livrables a Amarr
Bonne journée
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Darwin Arji
Sent: 2016.09.21 08:54
To: CLUMSY ST0NER SMURF,
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Is you shitty little existence justified now?
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Belslv
Sent: 2016.09.25 09:49
To: CLUMSY ST0NER SMURF,
if your not carefull you miss my other pod Good luck m8t nice kill fly safe
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drats!
From: Karl Beck
Sent: 2016.09.25 17:16
To: CLUMSY ST0NER SMURF,
You got me ): haha, it’s such a shame as i’m usually an adherent of the code…….my wormhole collapsed and i manually made about 40 jumps, most of them through lowsec, then put on autopilot for the last few jumps as I was ill from my medication and had to use thebathroom, although you are right, I shouldve docked up and waited, and I’ve now paid for my impatience -.- haha my precious implants i worked so hard for are toast….but gg nonetheless……just outta curiosirty do you guys generally only purge the blight in highsec?? take care and fly safe! o7
-Beck
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Ava Kross
Sent: 2016.10.02 15:10
To: CLUMSY ST0NER SMURF,
.!.
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Johhny Rico
Sent: 2016.10.02 15:42
To: CLUMSY ST0NER SMURF,
Fuck your law and your code 🙂
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Juliet Attano
Sent: 2016.10.02 20:20
To: CLUMSY ST0NER SMURF,
You lost a ship to kill an empty pod for one of my alt accounts? I just wanted to take a shower while my pod rode its way over to my incursion ship but uh, alright I guess. Have fun with that rockin killmail…
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Redtalut Tsukaya
Sent: 2016.10.03 15:43
To: CLUMSY ST0NER SMURF,
awww you had to kill a unarmed capsule must make you feel soooo good
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Vollhov Jr
Sent: 2016.10.04 08:23
To: CLUMSY ST0NER SMURF,
Cool.
Not autopilot it was 🙂
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Vollhov Jr
Sent: 2016.10.04 08:37
To: CLUMSY ST0NER SMURF,
Good rolepley 🙂
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
От: CLUMSY ST0NER SMURF
Отправлено: 2016.10.04 08:36
Кому: Vollhov Jr,
wel its yust to teach ppl the CODE, ;o
nah yust to piss ppl off and get nice mails 😉
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Vollhov Jr
Sent: 2016.10.04 08:33
To: CLUMSY ST0NER SMURF,
Question.
I myself like suicide.
But what’s the catch to kill a capsule ?
My team is very good fun in the Amarr September 27 =)
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Halvor Ove Raul
Sent: 2016.10.06 18:28
To: CLUMSY ST0NER SMURF,
As per The Law of Highsec as set down by James 315 in The Code you are correct in your actions. I however cannot allow a governing body in which I am not taking part, nor being represented in to regulate my actions. It is unethical to take away one’s right to govern one’s self. One must willingly give up that right to the community one belongs to. Therefore James 315’s Code cannot apply to me as any law that is unethical ,either by nature or in execution, is inapplicable.
—– —– —– —–
Survey
—– —– —– —–
Dear Offender, Congratulations on your ship/pod loss!!
Please help us make our ganking service better by filling out and returning this simple survey.
I was killed by CLUMSY STONER SMURF on date 2016.10.03 09:06 in system Kaaputenen
How was your death? about right
Are you angered by your death? Yes/No (No)
Will you be taking revenge? Yes/No (No)
If taking revenge, who will you be hunting? ________
Do you care to take up membership in our begging programme to possibly get your loss back? Yes/No (No)
are you planning to replace the loss? Yes/No (No)
if yes where? _______
Thank you and please return this survey in good time.
Comment Section:
This is the kill mail for your records.
2016.10.03 09:07:02
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атака
From: Greg Last
Sent: 2016.09.25 04:37
To: zykerx,
Вы устанавливаете правила для себя и для других. Почему сами их нарушаете? Капсула стоящая возле ворот – это не автопилот, я потерял транспортник на входе в систему (атака крейсера суицида) в момент ухода в прыжок. Остановился подумать и был атакован вами. Вы нарушили свои правила?
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Catch kill.
From: JASHKA ARTILERIST
Sent: 2016.09.25 07:17
To: zykerx,
Catch kill.Not like when you hit defenseless
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: ZombieAgent
Sent: 2016.09.25 09:36
To: zykerx,
Good shit bro. I wasn’t autopiloting, but I was AFK for a sec (which is a no no). Keep it up and I hope you get a good kill soon
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: ZombieAgent
Sent: 2016.09.25 09:50
To: zykerx,
Oh also I am sending you 10 mil. Not for my permit but because all agent deserve respect. I am a member of TCE (another char) and have brought dishonor to the name by siting afk on a gate. Keep up the good work!
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FW: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Kate Iowa
Sent: 2016.09.25 13:17
To: zykerx,
stupid user of the code… u went players to live this game
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Walter White Anthar
Sent: 2016.09.25 14:11
To: zykerx,
YAY I finally got podded by code! that’s why I went in my capsule. I lost nothing – you lost a ship. SO, anything I can do to break the back of code is good.
HA HA HA HA HA
Dumbass
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Walter White Anthar
Sent: 2016.09.25 14:17
To: zykerx,
LOL, I just made 500,000 off that kill. Hey, I’m auto piloting again. Same place. Let’s keep this up – make me rich.
LOL
I literally have nothing better to do today than to cost code ships.
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Aw: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Jona Zirud
Sent: 2016.09.25 14:18
To: zykerx,
I hope you die!
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Aw: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Jona Zirud
Sent: 2016.09.25 14:22
To: zykerx,
I hope you die!
,
Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Walter White Anthar
Sent: 2016.09.25 16:26
To: zykerx,
Smurf got me –
I’m back in Niarja waiting. Come and get me little bitch. I drink your stupidity like fine wine.
PS Next time I message you – man up and answer.
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Walter White Anthar
Sent: 2016.09.25 16:56
To: zykerx,
Thanks,
I am banking off the fact that people hate you guys and will buy kill rights. I cost you 8 million and right now, I’ll clear 1.2 mill if the kill rights sell. OR you could hide your alt for a month, but that ties you up a bit and I still win.
Like I said, I had nothing better to do – one day I’m going to try and plex off of kill rights… LOL
Have a good day.
🙂
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: zykerx
Sent: 2016.09.25 16:08
To: Walter White Anthar,
aah i see ya a real newby stil
wel there wrecks of oure thrashers everywhere, we dont loot so go ahead and earn some isk 😉
after 6 months ya proberly will know ppl wont give a damn about a thrasher ;o there cheap as hell + sponsored 😉
feel free to come back, the smurfs usely around for some targetpractise 😉
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Walter White Anthar
Sent: 2016.09.25 20:10
To: zykerx,
I thought I was on to something there – I was going to plex from kill rights —- Fooook.
Oh well.
I had been mining my ass off and needed a change of pace. Admittedly it’s a tiny victory for me, but I’ve only been playing for a month – I’ll take it.
FLy errr – dangerously?
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: zykerx
Sent: 2016.09.25 19:38
To: Walter White Anthar,
wel ya mining brothers alrdy explained the kr thingh 😉
and only new players concern about isk,, we dont, so keep coming ;o
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Mike Arkaral
Sent: 2016.09.26 18:44
To: zykerx,
So how much meth do you smoke in day?
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lmao
From: Alee Sarion
Sent: 2016.10.02 11:58
To: zykerx,
Good one.,., newho.,., i wasnt.,., i just logged off in space and was logging back in when u killed me.,., i wondering if you guys have a cpmplaints demartment for when you violate the code
.,., newho that was indeed a good laugh.
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Avui
Sent: 2016.10.02 16:17
To: zykerx,
Dear Zykerx,
Thanks to reminding me this very important rule. My pod loss will certainly remember me. I hope I can someday enforce such rule.
That said, I have a comment to improve your survey. In the introduction you say “Dear Victim”. This is wrong, since the person you shoot is not a victim. It should be something like “Dear Offender”, “Dear Felon” or “Dear Wrongdoer”.
It may seem as a small detail, however I think every detail counts when reinforcing good behavior in high sec.
Keep the good work, we rely on you.
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fuck your mother stupid idiot
From: Demi Moor
Sent: 2016.10.03 10:11
To: zykerx,
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Demi Moor
Sent: 2016.10.03 10:14
To: zykerx,
fuck you fucking idiot, die in flame
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Demi Moor
Sent: 2016.10.03 10:21
To: zykerx,
die i flame, fuck you mother
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
От: zykerx
Отправлено: 2016.10.03 10:21
Кому: Demi Moor,
pls calm down, its yust pixels in space
and follow the CODE.
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Marius DeZeeuw
Sent: 2016.10.04 10:38
To: zykerx,
Who’s a big brave boy then?
That’s right…
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Silian Trilian
Sent: 2016.10.05 13:28
To: zykerx,
whatever floats your boat pal
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Demi Moor
Sent: 2016.10.06 13:07
To: zykerx,
burn in flame, you and your fucking family
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Ragnarr Skallagrim
Sent: 2016.11.16 23:12
To: zykerx,
—– —– —– —–
Survey
—– —– —– —–
Dear Offender of The CODE., Congratulations on your ship/pod loss!!
Please help us make our ganking service better by filling out and returning this simple survey.
I was killed by zykerx on date 11/16/2016 in system Kaaputenen
How was your death? too fast/too slow/about right.
“It was efficient, didn’t even have to do anything”
Are you angered by your death? Yes/No
“No”
Will you be taking revenge? Yes/No
“No”
If taking revenge, who will you be hunting?
N/A
Do you care to take up membership in our begging programme to possibly get your loss back? Yes/No
“No”
are you planning to replace the loss? Yes/No
Yes
if yes where?”
“A trade hub of the nearest convenience.”
Thank you and please return this survey in good time.
Comment Section
“What a boring way to play the game ;)”
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Boro Borovski
Sent: 2016.11.17 15:12
To: zykerx,
how do i reward you i thought i’m going to have to auto pilot to this station for years
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Otorva Antollare
Sent: 2016.11.18 20:25
To: zykerx,
Ты болен. ; ) мне тебя жаль.
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Amon Kril
Sent: 2016.11.19 20:59
To: zykerx,
hahaha u just got FUCKT! hahaha
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Ari Governor
Sent: 2016.12.16 22:45
To: zykerx,
hello i am a mining permit. i will sell myself to you for 5 milion. transfer isk.
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: xSiriusx
Sent: 2016.12.18 12:25
To: zykerx,
Dear zykerx,
Thx for Podex to Jita.
Fly dangerously
xsirius
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Ripain
Sent: 2016.12.21 19:12
To: zykerx,
Да пошел ты на хуй пидарас гнойный, чтоб твои дети сгнили раньше тебя и импотенция началась у всех твоих родственников
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Sheitan Al’Arak
Sent: 2016.12.21 23:55
To: zykerx,
you’re a useless fagot !! i already own a permit !!!
i m gonna make a compalin.
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Belain Envil
Sent: 2016.12.29 23:18
To: zykerx,
and? not my laws. i will never accept your childish laws xD
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Belisarius Imperator
Sent: 2016.12.30 04:26
To: zykerx,
You lost two thrashers to unfit pods. Stop trolling yourself..stop trolling yourself….
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Arqus Ammatar
Sent: 2016.12.31 07:09
To: zykerx,
Greetings,
I’m a bit confused. I’m new to the game, I wasn’t aware of any law. A warning would have been nice. First time offender and all. I don’t even know where to go to mine to make use of a permit. What does a mining permit even do?
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Arqus Ammatar
Sent: 2016.12.31 16:53
To: zykerx,
Hey!
I read those rules from the link you sent me. I didn’t break any of those ><. I wasn’t mining! >< I was transporting 20 systems. I was just moving some ships. That is a long journey, even with warp drive technology. A Capsuleer can’t enjoy a nap while his ship gets him to where he needs to go?
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Re : Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Sylvarius Shifter
Sent: 2016.08.06 19:53
To: Mr Vrix,
Please, no ahahah
I was in my pod from autopiloting, I went pee
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Cymn
Sent: 2016.09.18 17:14
To: Mr Vrix,
Alrighty man. Noted on the violation. Looks like you guys will be pretty busy when f2p hits lol
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violation of your terms
From: Khal Rhego
Sent: 2016.09.20 20:42
To: Mr Vrix,
this is bullshit!
I was not autopiloting!
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Avvernio Arkaral
Sent: 2016.09.21 20:21
To: Mr Vrix,
Dear Victim, Congratulations on your ship/pod loss!!
Please help us make our ganking service better by filling out and returning this simple survey.
I was killed by Mr Vrix on date 21-9-16 in system Inaro
How was your death? About right
Are you angered by your death? No
Will you be taking revenge? No
If taking revenge, who will you be hunting? x
Do you care to take up membership in our begging programme to possibly get your loss back? No (didnt know you guys had that)
are you planning to replace the loss? Yes
if yes where? Jita
No problems mate, it’s eve after all
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: KOIII Rin
Sent: 2016.09.23 20:56
To: Mr Vrix,
F@#ck you
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Good Shit
From: Eloimaya Darkmoon
Sent: 2016.09.24 16:32
To: Mr Vrix,
I didn’t get ganked though.
*Shrugs* I capsuleer wherever I want.
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Doctor Blight
Sent: 2016.09.26 12:36
To: Mr Vrix,
lol! You challenged a pod to single player combat?
“You were found in violation of The Code, and as such, you were challenged to honorable player versus player combat. You were defeated.”
I see nothing particularly “honorable” about that.
But hey wtf? Its Eve, eh?
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Ranait
Sent: 2016.10.01 07:26
To: Mr Vrix,
I fucking love this.
Tell me dweebs respond to this with tears.
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Aleks Makedonskiy
Sent: 2016.10.02 10:27
To: Mr Vrix,
Будем считать, что я понял, что ты написал, Мой ответ- Иди-ка ты в баню, паря.
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Tellzz
Sent: 2016.10.02 13:48
To: Mr Vrix,
.!.
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: JK Serg
Sent: 2016.10.02 16:17
To: Mr Vrix,
It has come to our attention that you have been using auto pilot without a license. As you are probably aware, auto pilot licenses have been required to use auto pilot since the Pilot Protection Act was signed.
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: hellhind
Sent: 2016.11.16 18:21
To: Mr Vrix,
fuck you looser
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Lol
From: Ripcore
Sent: 2016.11.18 19:52
To: Mr Vrix,
wow I see code still alive doing after someone who is autopilot in pod and you lost 3-5m and gained 0 killmail
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: X Thient
Sent: 2016.11.19 20:52
To: Mr Vrix,
sick ny duck .!.
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: skull bashin
Sent: 2016.11.19 20:59
To: Mr Vrix,
GO FUCK YOURSELF & TAKE YOUR CORPORATION & SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS LOL I WASN’T AUTOPILOTING LOL
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Icecolder
Sent: 2016.11.19 21:31
To: Mr Vrix,
suck ur cock urself. hardly enough to have a child. THAT WiLL BE THE RULER OF THE WHOLE EVE ONLINE :))))))))
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: thebeastlybeast Ownsuinamarr
Sent: 2016.11.20 00:59
To: Mr Vrix,
cool story bro
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Re: violation of the Law of Highsec !!
From: FreshClip
Sent: 2016.11.20 19:42
To: Mr Vrix,
now you listen here girl pants. I’ll do whatever i please!! I AM ABOVE THE LAW
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Re: violation of the Law of Highsec !!
From: Rian Uta
Sent: 2016.11.20 21:42
To: Mr Vrix,
I don’t know about any of that but thanks for the 200000 ISK.
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Aw: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: DR Sheldon LeeCooper
Sent: 2016.12.18 16:01
To: Mr Vrix,
eat shit nerd
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: N8haniel
Sent: 2016.12.18 19:18
To: Mr Vrix,
yahhhhhhh how about you go fuck yourself 😉
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thanks ;D
From: Sir Liberal
Sent: 2016.12.18 19:36
To: Mr Vrix,
for the time jumped to home ❤ dumbass greifer
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Sir Liberal
Sent: 2016.12.18 19:37
To: Mr Vrix,
LMAO your such a wanker go get laid
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Aw: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Anne Star
Sent: 2016.12.19 17:13
To: Mr Vrix,
are you sure you are proud killing emty pods? xD
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: BK Mart
Sent: 2016.12.19 20:30
To: Mr Vrix,
fuck you
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Aw: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: V3nd3tt462 Amouh
Sent: 2016.12.21 18:47
To: Mr Vrix,
fuck the code
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Duncan Ovaert
Sent: 2016.12.30 23:28
To: Mr Vrix,
Oh yeah, I forgot about you asshats. You know you’re an idiot man-child, right? Cheers, mate!
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Falcon Uitra
Sent: 2016.07.01 20:48
To: ST0NER SMURF,
you kill a pod ? lol
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Diarheya Schulz
Sent: 2016.07.05 09:42
To: ST0NER SMURF,
go fuck yourself
.
LOL
From: KUN TEWK
Sent: 2016.07.09 20:57
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Everyone of your alts is lame !
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lame lame lame
From: KUN TEWK
Sent: 2016.07.09 20:59
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Lame in Amarr
Lame in Jita
Lame everywhere in between
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Bruce Warhead
Sent: 2016.07.09 21:31
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Thank you, you actually made me get to my destination quicker.
keep up your good work.
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Titan Aideron
Sent: 2016.07.12 15:00
To: ST0NER SMURF,
You’re an ass. I was just trying to get home
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Draco Audene
Sent: 2016.07.12 17:55
To: ST0NER SMURF,
lol i have no idea what you are on about. im new to this game
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Draco Audene
Sent: 2016.07.12 18:24
To: ST0NER SMURF,
lol u again
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Victor Spumante
Sent: 2016.07.13 19:08
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Fuck ya
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Garrot Tsero
Sent: 2016.07.13 19:32
To: ST0NER SMURF,
I really enjoyed your ganks.
Twice.
Thanks to your activity agains my ship, i lost pretty much everything i had, and nothing keeps me in this game anymore. So i’m forced to quit.
I hope you feel good now.
Regards
Garrot
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Drex Antolare
Sent: 2016.07.15 19:11
To: ST0NER SMURF,
HaHa, Really Code again? First, autopilot is there for a reason. Second you challenged me to honorable combat? Really, I was in a pod. How honarable is that? You guys are still a joke.
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Kirk Tyranus
Sent: 2016.07.17 15:54
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Lol grats, you got a killmail for my set of basic implants *slow clap*. Well done lol.
.
hurdur
From: Jouster Storm
Sent: 2016.07.18 09:09
To: ST0NER SMURF,
nice you killed a 0 isk pod, well done :p
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Gabriel Auscent
Sent: 2016.07.18 14:22
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Hummm learned long ago not to autopilot and i do not ever do so.
And yes i have seen you and your ganktard buddys at the gate between amarr and jita much closer to amarr side on most ocashions.
I know this becouse i dont autopilot, lol
one would assume you would think to get your your facts straight before one opens ones mouth. and put pen to paper so to speek.
as far as permits go please send me a large bundle of them as tolet paper is in short supply in space and the need to wipe my ass is quite often,
P.S please send bundle asap im in short suply.
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Lyn Andedare
Sent: 2016.07.19 21:34
To: ST0NER SMURF,
piss off and get a life
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Gabriel Auscent
Sent: 2016.07.20 16:10
To: ST0NER SMURF,
answer to question (one) is, Yes i was not.
the answer to question (two-a), was warping to gate at what ever top speed the pod dose never looked at its speed befor so i dont know answ 2. a is yes.
question (2-b) i dont know why and no one has explained this to me with any great sattisfaction. for some reason every now and then a warp drops short of the gate happens more often in my haulers than any outher ship, but it dose it in pod also ( very much a pain in the ass when in dangeirous areas ). when i saw i had droped short i pulled up a menu and was looking at it at the time of gate aproch again at what ever that speed is. when i heard the exsplosion at wich point i found my self in my new clone.
the speed of a pod is what it is you cant make it go any faster only slower lol.
as far as permits go i have a master permit from ccp wich trumps all outher would be sellers of same. i go where and how and when and why i want, this right granted to me by ccp.
as far as code gose we have but one agreement point from reading codes excuse for exstortions of players i dont like bots and multy boting also
any thing eals in your manofesto your own people are in violation of your own so called self inposed rules wich is the ultimit joke of all on your selfs.
so has far as explaining what was up at the time of my untimely death is a mute point as i always say ( dead is dead and done is done )
put please feel free to send that bundle of permits has im still in short supply for some thing to wipe my ass with.
yours truly:
gabril auscent
P.S i would say fly safe but i not a custome to lying to people as are word is all we have to judge each outher by.
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Dredwerkz
Sent: 2016.07.21 21:10
To: ST0NER SMURF,
—– —– —– —–
Survey
—– —– —– —–
Dear Victim, Congratulations on your ship/pod loss!!
Please help us make our ganking service better by filling out and returning this simple survey.
I was killed by [someone] on date [dunno] in system [solar?]
How was your death? too fast/too slow/about right [unknown]
Are you angered by your death? Yes/No [nope]
Will you be taking revenge? Yes/No [on a -10 in HS? No]
If taking revenge, who will you be hunting? [please see “killed by”]
Do you care to take up membership in our begging programme to possibly get your loss back? Yes/No [Eve has beggers?]
are you planning to replace the loss? Yes/No [I don’t really get a choice, it’s done automatically]
if yes where? [whatever my home station was]
Thank you and please return this survey in good time.
Comment Section
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[I like chocolate milk]
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Lucy Liumane
Sent: 2016.07.29 19:35
To: ST0NER SMURF,
your an idiot
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: roger Semah
Sent: 2016.07.31 03:44
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Hey. Sorry for the late reply with your survey
I was killed by stoner smurf on date 42/42 in system tada
How was your death? too fast/too slow/about right_______ dont know, wasnt there
Are you angered by your death? Yes/No ________ yes(5 hours later when i returned, i found that I did not complete my 5 jump autopilot. Ive been crying for weeking
Will you be taking revenge? Yes/No _______ yes
If taking revenge, who will you be hunting? Stoner Smurfs lasanga (Ima eat it all)
Do you care to take up membership in our begging programme to possibly get your loss back? Yes/No yea sure
are you planning to replace the loss? Yes/No___ it was auto replaced
if yes where? _______ the great womb of amarr
Thank you and please return this survey in good time.
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Chaos McCloud
Sent: 2016.07.31 19:37
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Actually you helped me get to Jita faster soo thanks and sry not interseted in becomeing low life ganker i make my isk the hard way but thanks anyway for informiong me about The Rules, Hope ya get ganked soon, Fly safe Take care
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Vikki Goldman
Sent: 2016.08.05 20:58
To: ST0NER SMURF,
answeer?
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Bomber Bait
Sent: 2016.08.06 19:42
To: ST0NER SMURF,
no one cares.
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Liph3
Sent: 2016.08.21 23:55
To: ST0NER SMURF,
You should really get other hobbies…
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Nikitos XXX
Sent: 2016.08.22 18:18
To: ST0NER SMURF,
.I.
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Kriv Aldent
Sent: 2016.08.26 22:48
To: ST0NER SMURF,
HAHA thats rich.
6 years ago Jimmy was no one. today he is no one, and our interaction will be a small memory (if remembered at all) Cheers nerd, enjoy role playing?
lolololololol
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Ereb Romerouse
Sent: 2016.08.30 17:16
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Hello James 315’s followers
I’m very sorry about violating rule 2E. This will never happen again.
Thank you for the lesson and for offering me Mining Permit. Unfortunately I’m not interested in mining.
Below you can find my survey.
Fly dangerous
Ereb Romerouse
Survey
—– —– —– —–
I was killed by Stoner Smurf on date 2016-08-29 in system Inaro
How was your death? too fast
Are you angered by your death? No
Will you be taking revenge? Yes
If taking revenge, who will you be hunting? Vrix Nation
Do you care to take up membership in our begging programme to possibly get your loss back? No
are you planning to replace the loss? Yes
if yes where? Already done
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Mining Permit
From: Lon Shi
Sent: 2016.09.07 21:07
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Hi, I just sent you 10 Mil. Can I mine in peace again?
forwarded this1 to liek darz, i dont sell permits myself
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Draenak Estemaire
Sent: 2016.09.18 17:51
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Well deserved to get ganked.
Just playing for a week or so after 3 years and still a noob. so congratz for shooting one down.
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Draenak Estemaire
Sent: 2016.09.18 17:57
To: ST0NER SMURF,
P.S.
At least you saved me a lot of travel time 😉
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ouch
From: madHOTdog
Sent: 2016.09.18 19:07
To: ST0NER SMURF,
—- —– —– —–
Dear Victim, Congratulations on your ship/pod loss!!
Please help us make our ganking service better by filling out and returning this simple survey.
I was killed by ___s.o.b___ on date 18/09/16 in system not sure
How was your death? too fast/too slow/about right fast and hard
Are you angered by your death? Yes/No no
Will you be taking revenge? Yes/No no
If taking revenge, who will you be hunting? no one
Do you care to take up membership in our begging programme to possibly get your loss back? Yes/No lol no
are you planning to replace the loss? Yes/No no gald to have inplants gone now i can pvp feel free
if yes where? hedding back now but not afk
Thank you and please return this survey in good time.
Comment Section
lol u are a dick but u did me a favor xx
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Fatalism
Sent: 2016.09.20 06:55
To: ST0NER SMURF,
——————————–
Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: ST0NER SMURF
Sent: 2016.09.19 21:34
To: Fatalism,
You were found to be in violation of The Law of Highsec.
Three years ago a great man named James 315 decided highsec was worth
saving.
He created http://www.minerbumping.com and set forth The Code for all highsec activities.
You were found in violation of The Code, and as such, you were challenged to honorable player versus player combat. You were defeated.
But all is not lost!
As a duly sworn and authorized Agent of the New Order i am here to offer you the chance to make this the only loss you suffer in this fashion.
I would like to offer you the opportunity for your very own Mining Permit. The cost is only 10 million isk, and its good for a year!
its a allround permit but ya will still have to follow the rules of the code.
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Survey
—– —– —– —–
Dear Victim, Congratulations on your ship/pod loss!!
Please help us make our ganking service better by filling out and returning this simple survey.
I was killed by ST0NER SMURF on date 19-10-2016 in system Kaaputenen
How was your death? too fast/too slow/about right about right
Are you angered by your death? Yes/No No
Will you be taking revenge? Yes/No Yes
If taking revenge, who will you be hunting? ST0NER SMURF
Do you care to take up membership in our begging programme to possibly get your loss back? Yes/No No
are you planning to replace the loss? Yes/No No
if yes where?
Thank you and please return this survey in good time.
Comment Section
You blew up everything I owned in this game and it was all my fault. I sold all the shit they give to new accounts to buy those implants. And then you send me a funny mail. 8/10 would autopilot to Jita again.
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Segolene Royal
Sent: 2016.09.20 14:00
To: ST0NER SMURF,
i will be in the same place with the same implants in a few minutes , wait for me , free empty pod for you
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Murzilka Sorum
Sent: 2016.09.20 17:39
To: ST0NER SMURF,
you fucking dumb animal… because of morons like you EVA never will become interesting and mass… go suck your own dick , fucking wanker :)))
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Deneyra Black
Sent: 2016.09.21 12:05
To: ST0NER SMURF,
From suck your small dick, you fucking schmuck
you have only helped me to get to places
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Thousand??????
From: Darwin Arji
Sent: 2016.09.21 13:13
To: ST0NER SMURF,
I thought you guys were racking in the dough doing the lord’s work!!! All you can muster is a few hundred thousand???
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FW: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Thorindir Naari
Sent: 2016.09.23 15:07
To: ST0NER SMURF,
thx for getting me back to my home station 🙂
until the next time i will pilot my empty pod through highsec
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Floriel Amelana
Sent: 2016.09.23 18:20
To: ST0NER SMURF,
lol, you made me laugh.
Nice playstile.
have fun o7
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learn how to be a pirate
From: Lust Seven
Sent: 2016.09.24 10:46
To: ST0NER SMURF,
I thank you for saving me the long journey back to where I was heading. You do need to learn more about PvP. Your ship loss is over my 0 loss. Good luck in your future ventures.
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Ian Ambrye
Sent: 2016.09.24 19:28
To: ST0NER SMURF,
I missed you guys xD. Keep up the good work.
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Ebil Bob
Sent: 2016.09.24 20:01
To: ST0NER SMURF,
See you in 15 minutes, ill be afk again, keep welping ships if you want.
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: ZLoY MiGa
Sent: 2016.09.25 21:10
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Fuck you im russian)
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: ZLoY MiGa
Sent: 2016.09.25 21:15
To: ST0NER SMURF,
I congratulate you on the success) and farewell)
——————————–
Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
От: ST0NER SMURF
Отправлено: 2016.09.25 21:12
Кому: ZLoY MiGa,
Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: HARCHJUNIOR
Sent: 2016.09.25 22:25
To: ST0NER SMURF,
may your virginity ever be an issue
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Nauglir Darkblade
Sent: 2016.09.26 18:07
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Hello!
I need buy minin permite. Can you help me?
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Tristan Pearl
Sent: 2016.09.26 19:08
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Thanks for the free teleport. You should really learn to be more original, but its ok. Some people can’t think for themselves. Enjoy life ❤
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Morrowen Massani
Sent: 2016.09.27 20:50
To: ST0NER SMURF,
all hail James 315!! bang! you got me!
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Cloud Antilles
Sent: 2016.09.27 22:42
To: ST0NER SMURF,
wasn’t even autopiloting have fun with the huge bounty on you
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Re : Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Kkuette Bravasky
Sent: 2016.09.30 16:14
To: ST0NER SMURF,
I was just afk looking dax price.
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Survey
From: anarlll
Sent: 2016.10.01 10:42
To: ST0NER SMURF,
—– —– —– —–
Survey
—– —– —– —–
Dear Victim, Congratulations on your ship/pod loss!!
Please help us make our ganking service better by filling out and returning this simple survey.
I was killed by ______ on date _____ in system _______ not going to bother filling that out.
How was your death? too fast/too slow/about right_______ No idea, was afk, like i usally am for almost 10 years of on and off eve
Are you angered by your death? Yes/No ________ not at all, CODE activity actually drives up the amount of isk per hour i make
Will you be taking revenge? Yes/No _______ i earn 500 million – 2 billion isk an hour, i have no interest in wasting time on revenge,
If taking revenge, who will you be hunting? ________ n/a
Do you care to take up membership in our begging programme to possibly get your loss back? Yes/No _______ the only thing i have ever begged for is pussy, and that is only occasionally, but i hate to admit it. So unless you guys are giving out free cunts and buttholes im going to pass.
are you planning to replace the loss? Yes/No_______ yeah, i undocked another pod and am afking to my destination as i type up this survey
if yes where? Afking to tash
Thank you and please return this survey in good time.
Comment Section
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Mounty P1ton
Sent: 2016.10.01 21:43
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Oh no!!! Where could I transfer ISKs to? May I pay for 5 years upfront? I am just having fun here and do not want any problems with serious alliances.
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Re: o7
From: MEASLEMAN
Sent: 2016.10.02 18:53
To: ST0NER SMURF,
i agree
a lesson was learned by him i hope
BUT he was slowboating in on auto..or so im told..u did have time to click his employment history..u would see hes only days old
have a hart dude..u was newbro once..as was we all….
fly safe space dude
measle
.
Purchase of mining permit
From: Karl Poljus
Sent: 2016.10.02 19:11
To: ST0NER SMURF,
I am willing to purchase a mining permit. Already sent you 10kk, is there anything elsee i need to do to acquire it?
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Aw: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Lord Kumare Solomon
Sent: 2016.10.02 19:54
To: ST0NER SMURF,
auf dieser welt giet es schon viele idioten und du bist einer der grösten such dir doch richtge gegner und gehe nicht als profi boxer in den kindergarten zum boxen
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Sokc Gaterau
Sent: 2016.10.02 20:16
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Holly fuck you type fast
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Waalgand
Sent: 2016.10.02 21:35
To: ST0NER SMURF,
wtf dude?
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Fitzchivarly Holloway
Sent: 2016.10.02 23:14
To: ST0NER SMURF,
You are a bunch of twats
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Rip Saken
Sent: 2016.10.03 10:02
To: Aaaarrgg, Liek DarZ, ST0NER SMURF,
lol, you need to spend more time outside. Or loosen your whatever is starving your brain of oxygen.
Maybe get laid. Happy to fill out your form for you. I’ll add a little commentary cause you clearly have some sort of issues separating fact from fiction.
Three years ago a great man named James 315 decided highsec was worth saving. No James is a gay man who can’t survive in Eve without resorting to low bully tactics, and threw a wobbly like TrigglyPuff.
You were found in violation of The Code, and as such, you were challenged to honorable player versus player combat. You were defeated. Two things, here: first I’m not under Code jurisdiction, and don’t live by your gay little rules. Secondly, I wasn’t challenged, it wasn’t honorable pvp. I’ll take defeated, yes, you “defeated” me in the same way anyone might have defeated a snail by stepping on it. Bravo.
But all is not lost! lol, nothing is or was lost.
As a duly sworn and authorized Agent of the New Order i am here to offer you the chance to make this the only loss you suffer in this fashion.
I would like to offer you the opportunity for your very own Mining Permit. The cost is only 10 million isk, and its good for a year! pass. First, I don’t even have 10 million isk. Second, I’m not a miner. Third, I don’t negotiate with terrorists 😀
its a allround permit but ya will still have to follow the rules of the code. Pass. Rules are for fools and children. Y ou seem to be both.
i would advice (the word you’re looking for is: advise. Yes, there are other errors, I let them go, but that one is glaring.) the following agents for a permit, i do not sell them myself, agent Aaaarrgg or Liek DarZ, send isk and a mail to them and they will arange the permit like I already said: pass. I’m going to email them though, just so they know how crap a job you’re doing. Don’t take this personally though, performance feedback is important, and it helps you grow. Especially if you want to be a better Minerbumper. You do want to be a better miner bumper don’t you? There’s a good boy.
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Survey
—– —– —– —–
Dear Offender, Congratulations on your ship/pod loss!! I didn’t lose it. I know exactly where it went, and if you’re offended, that’s not my fault, I can hardly be expected to be responsible for the feelings of others. Especially those who are so sensitive. Maybe you need a “safe space”.
Please help us make our ganking service better by filling out and returning this simple survey. Sure
I was killed by a gay little boy called, let me check: ST0NER SMURF (I think he has issues) on date today in system Kaaputenen
How was your death? too fast/too slow/about right no idea, I wasn’t even there. I expect too slow though he clearly needs more practice.
Are you angered by your death? Yes/No No, it was kinda funny.
Will you be taking revenge? Yes/No Nah, can’t be bothered. Though I did release the kill right to Eve. Not that I expect ST0NER will be bothered, by hey, someone might pay me. WIN!
If taking revenge, who will you be hunting? I’m not, but if I were, I think school teachers and single moms are probably to blame, you know what I mean.
Do you care to take up membership in our begging programme to possibly get your loss back? Yes/No lol, you have a begging programme…haha, you on welfare too?
are you planning to replace the loss? Yes/No No, didn’t lose anything at all. you can see by the KR: here, let me link it for you. Kill: Rip Saken (Capsule)
if yes where? irrelevant
Thank you and please return this survey in good time.
Comment Section
Hope that helps. This was fun. We should do this again some time. Honestly, I get what James was trying to get at, I agree on quite a bit of it. It’s just poor execution and planning sadly. It makes one think all you guys are making up for…let’s just call them ‘deficiencies’.
That sad, I’ve met and spoken with much better and more effective “Agents”. That was years ago though. I guess you just can’t get good help nowadays.
Honestly, I really need to sign this off, you might get the wrong impression that I’m “butt-hurt” or something… lol… besides, I kinda like butthurt if you know what I mean *wink*. Double penetration is even better, but you guys wouldn’t know anything about that would you. It’s true, it’s much better to be a girl. 😉
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Corren Constantine
Sent: 2016.10.03 16:36
To: ST0NER SMURF,
That is soo cute 🙂
But “honorable player versus player combat” it is not.. enjoy your “thrilling” hunt for kills which is worth nothing.. I will be seing you around…
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Dorothy I
Sent: 2016.10.03 21:36
To: ST0NER SMURF,
I tried to read the rest of your letter but I got bored. It seemed important to you, and that’s what really matters.
I’d like to offer you the chance to apologize to me by giving me 20 million! I know a kind soul when I see one, and I can see the cuddle bear in you!
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Zar’doc
Sent: 2016.10.04 12:17
To: ST0NER SMURF,
I am filing your survey as requested
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Survey
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Dear Offender, Congratulations on your ship/pod loss!!
Please help us make our ganking service better by filling out and returning this simple survey.
I was killed by ST0NER SMURF on date 2016.10.04 in system Nairja
How was your death? too fast/too slow/about right
Are you angered by your death? Yes/No
Will you be taking revenge? Yes/No
If taking revenge, who will you be hunting? N/A
Do you care to take up membership in our begging programme to possibly get your loss back? Yes/No
are you planning to replace the loss? Yes
if yes where? For privacy reasons I am choosing not to disclose my home address
Good day, Sir.
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Ass Hole
From: Constantine Theodosius
Sent: 2016.10.05 22:06
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Lol your an ass hole 🙂
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Necronym
Sent: 2016.10.06 10:05
To: ST0NER SMURF,
I wasnt auto piloting i was gonig back to a gate cause i warpedwrong thanks asshole
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Necronym
Sent: 2016.10.06 10:06
To: ST0NER SMURF,
I’ll see you in the next 30 days 🙂
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Re: Violation of the Law of Highsec
From: Asanarn Thornfist
Sent: 2016.11.13 20:19
To: ST0NER SMURF,
suck it
so dumb podding an empty pod hope you enjoy the loss of sec status for that
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Ion Rawpack
Sent: 2016.11.18 01:00
To: ST0NER SMURF,
yawn – i invite u little bitch to our wormhole. grow some balls and enjoy the KM.
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Re: Violation of the Law of Highsec
From: Jhon’ Rambo
Sent: 2016.11.18 19:46
To: ST0NER SMURF,
james is a wanker and all his followers suck dick
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Re: Violation of the Law of Highsec
From: SuperSixUn
Sent: 2016.11.19 20:53
To: ST0NER SMURF,
bla bla… I fly afk auto pilote with this 4th acount feel free to shoot LOL
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Re: Violation of the Law of Highsec
From: GrrRawrRawr
Sent: 2016.11.20 19:25
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Jeez, when did code become as lame as wingspan.
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Re: Violation of the Law of Highsec
From: SonofKim
Sent: 2016.11.20 19:38
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Dear Stoner Smurf,
Eat Dick!
Enjoy
Sincerely
Sonofkim 07
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Nill Ashess
Sent: 2016.12.11 13:01
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Thank you for a funny joke, you lifted my spirits!
I am now curious as you are only against the capsule and avtopilotchikov so strong and swift?
I’m going to sell tickets to view: how will you get away from those who will take you on sight.
Duplicated in Russian:
Спасибо за смешную шутку, ты поднял мне настроение!
Мне вот любопытно, ты только против капсул и автопилотчиков такой сильный и борзый?
Пойду продавать билеты на представление: как ты будешь удирать от тех кто возьмёт тебя в прицел.
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Corgington Wigglesworth
Sent: 2016.12.11 18:44
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Are you kidding me dude? I jumped through a gate in a pod, and tried to burn back to it to jump, and you podded me in high sec? Who does that? I know CODE has a reputation, but you’re now podding random people on gates in high sec?
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Re: Noble Turtle Preservation Society Donor
From: Jintoo Cranspar
Sent: 2016.12.11 20:17
To: ST0NER SMURF,
I am already in posetion of a special edition turtle mining permit My Mining Permit.
I would like to thank you for the assistence home and for the donation of your thrasher to our cause. Below are other loyal code members who have also recently made donations.
Kill: Ullus Demos (Buzzard)
Kill: Damien Oxytocin (Gila)
If you ever find yourself stuck with the bordom of highsec warfare please contact one of our diplos for assistence into null.
Jintoo Cranspar
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Corgington Wigglesworth
Sent: 2016.12.11 21:31
To: ST0NER SMURF,
No, I get that, but your statement as part of CODE’s code of conduct is that you kill people for auto piloting; however, I wasn’t auto piloting, I was attempting to jump through a gate.
Its not big deal though, apparently your alliance has a forum section where you can request reimbursement for kills that were unlawful, so we’ll see how that goes.
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: ST0NER SMURF
Sent: 2016.12.11 19:52
To: Corgington Wigglesworth,
Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Iron Thiesant
Sent: 2016.12.14 23:18
To: ST0NER SMURF,
fuck you man
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Franklin Rocklard
Sent: 2016.12.14 23:58
To: ST0NER SMURF,
feck you
Love FRANK ❤
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Anubis 94
Sent: 2016.12.16 20:10
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Hello,
Why not, the RP behind is fun, but with such a *work* for this survey, I though you kill things more expansive than a vanilla pod.
So, not responding to this survey, I consider that you missed your survey target =)
Participating to your thrasher loss.
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Anubis 94
Sent: 2016.12.16 20:14
To: ST0NER SMURF,
(re reading your stuff)
The sentence “I would like to offer you the opportunity for your very own Mining Permit.”
I was on autopilot, not mining. You should adapt the sentence for the kill.
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Kiaching Linn
Sent: 2016.12.18 19:02
To: ST0NER SMURF,
LOL
Pathetic little order virgins
You did nothing but help me get to Shaha. jame315 is an overwieght virgin living in mommy’s basement. Tell him to come out himself and get some.
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Kiaching Linn
Sent: 2016.12.18 19:23
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Forgot to mention you are so brave “ENFORCING” the code on a pod
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Boom Shakalaka Boom
Sent: 2016.12.18 20:20
To: ST0NER SMURF,
haha, you bad man. I should have know 🙂
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Bishop608 Rin
Sent: 2016.12.18 23:03
To: ST0NER SMURF,
lol like fucks are given about your code bullshit yawn…
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Jalden Gardner
Sent: 2016.12.21 23:16
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Do you really think i am gonna pay for a mining permit? i dont mine. i wasnt mining when you attacked me. I was moving from one station to another while making supper for the kids.
It’s funny to me that you honestly think you can just make up a law in a game and expect everyone to follow it. I dont recognize CODE’s authority in any way whatsoever, of course i’m not in the habit of bowing down to sociopathic bullies in real life either.
I imagine that this will somehow be construed as me crying or something like that. think what you like, i’m replying merely because of the rediculousness of the email you sent me. I lost nothing when you killed me. i was in a pod that had mid grade junk in it that i didnt even pay for. The email you sent me is so absurd that i am left wondering, is this all a joke?
At any rate, this is why i tried to open a dialogue with you earlier. After reading the email I have something additional to say. Do not expect me to follow you’re absurd law or any other law that you come up with. You have no authority whatsoever. I shall play this sandbox game the way i wish.
Jalden Gardner
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Alise JS
Sent: 2016.12.24 08:16
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Moron.
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Allurbase Belongtuos
Sent: 2016.12.25 23:03
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Ha ha you big pussy. I suppose I would only fight afk capsules if I sucked too. I can’t imagine any real pvp’er that would be proud to have that on their killboard.
Have you heard of Brave Newbies? If you are scared to go into nullsec, they are willing to show you the ropes. You’ll have a lot more fun with them
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: pepoti
Sent: 2016.12.25 23:58
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Will my account be banned for capsulees autopiloting?
By any chance, did you help me not to ban?
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Midnight Falcon
Sent: 2016.12.26 12:37
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Brilliant. I’ve been out of the game for over a year and came back to have a look. I’m closing this character down to make a new one to re-learn the basics of the game as it seems to have chaged a bit so I’m pod travelling around all the stations I’ve got stuff located and transfereing the gear to another character.
Love the message below. I’ll be pod flying for a little while to all the stations I need to.
How many time can you catch me?
I’ll ping you my next location when I set off. Good luck with your assignment if you chooose to take it.
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FINALLY
From: Tresito Gaterau
Sent: 2016.12.26 22:24
To: ST0NER SMURF,
YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I HAD TO AUTOPILOT WHILE PLAYING OTHER GAMES FROM AMARR TO JITA AND BACK AGAIN BEFORE I GOT PODDED?!
THREE TIMES!!!
THREEEEEEEE TIMMMESSSSSS!
STEP UP THE PODDING!!!
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Jasmine Patrouette
Sent: 2016.12.27 23:34
To: ST0NER SMURF,
you must think im retarded, there is no law to highsec and youre just a cowardous fool who tricks others into giving you money.
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Evangel owens
Sent: 2016.12.30 23:11
To: ST0NER SMURF,
funny funny funny lol
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Evangel owens
Sent: 2016.12.30 23:41
To: ST0NER SMURF,
oh just repurchased my brain mods.
ouch costly! lol
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Noctoria Yanumano
Sent: 2016.12.31 15:21
To: ST0NER SMURF,
That was awesome, that made my day. I needed that laugh.
kinda had hoped for more but not many around lately + seems im les stable nowdays after a new eve patch with multiple accounts, i did activate more accounts and am training them atm as they can be runn cheaply with sp sales 😉
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. local chitchat
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[18:45:02] Smiley Joe Maama > piss off derek
[18:46:53] Smiley Joe Maama DEREK-SMART IS-A ST0NED-SMURF awwwwwwww no auto target back for you loser
[18:47:08] DEREK-SMART IS-A ST0NED-SMURF > lol cry me a river
[18:47:23] Foxstar Damaskeenus > 315
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[18:27:54] TrueRoyalty > Auto Pilot King.
[18:28:02] TrueRoyalty > Watch me boss it up.
[18:28:56] TrueRoyalty > Back and forth, gotta remember to redeem a fkin plex in the right station.
[18:29:37] TrueRoyalty > Cepter auto pilot fk your code.
[18:47:26] Aaaarrgg > [18:30:46] TrueRoyalty > Fk your code pussies my interceptor is auto pilot boss mode.
[20:39:54] Nervus Malenfant > probably those CODE faggots
[20:43:26] Aden Ordinii Vrix Nation active in Kaaputenen many reds in local…
[20:13:13] Taisykle CLUMSY ST0NER SMURF noobs of code mwahaha
[20:13:20] Taisykle > you wil never catch us
[20:13:30] Taisykle > we are the heros of afk hauling!\
[07:37:57] Herzog Wolfhammer Advisory: “Smurf brigade” is docked in Kaaputenen
[20:47:21] menov Fehrnah > you stay most inside today SMURF?
[20:57:20] Shadow Raptor > all those boy smurfs and only one girl…just sayin’
[20:57:51] Shadow Raptor > I never said they were gay so don’t even start that rumor.
[20:58:08] menov Fehrnah > xD
[15:21:46] redd seman smurfs ganking left and right here Kaaputenen
[10:04:27] Tora Bushido > you have to many chars
[17:16:56] Fric Jr > the great pod hunters… how pathetic
[17:17:23] Fric Jr > you should try null sometime – where they shoot back
[14:06:51] VirusMrD STONER SMURFETTE you left your thrasher wreck in another sytem… looser
[14:22:59] VirusMrD LAZY ST0NER SMURF i just ran past you with 4.7 bill in my cargo
[14:23:09] VirusMrD > i hope you shit in your pants 🙂
[08:46:43] Azalyn Akiga > Hey code eat a bag of horse and duck dicks
[10:04:06] Aappeh Gankers (Pirates/outlaws) in region/system: all SMURFS, Mr Vrix
[21:02:23] Kenny Oldimoff > Aaaagh passed through into Kamio
[21:03:26] STONER SMURFETTE > then where safe
[21:04:03] Kenny Oldimoff All kinds of Stoner alts in Kaaputenen
[21:04:55] STONER SMURFETTE > rly
[21:05:30] Kenny Oldimoff > Your famous what can I say
[19:07:02] Ata Ta STONER SMURF drop me again
[19:08:39] Ata Ta > come on nigga)))
[19:08:42] Ata Ta > do it
[19:16:34] Ata Ta ST0NER SMURF again ?
[19:17:47] Ata Ta ST0NER SMURF come on men
[19:24:17] Ata Ta > ops. am here again
[19:25:24] Ata Ta > too boooring
[20:28:59] Ata Ta STONER SMURF looser
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[16:53:28] Malicia Aldik STONER SMURFETTE LAZY ST0NER SMURF if you’re tryign to pretend not to be CODE. don;t use the same naming convention as your CODE. alts eh?
[07:12:11] NutGravy > rofl fukkin its the seven smorfs
[07:12:21] NutGravy > wheres snow white
[07:12:39] NutGravy can i see STONER SMURFETTE `s boobs ?
[21:32:38] NIck Weight > Stoner Smurf needs to be killed
[21:54:20] NIck Weight > Warning STONER SMURF is a highsec autopilot ganker!!
[12:09:46] Ken Evingod > WTF is it with all these goddamn smurfs
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[14:22:16] Zai Zi Kaaputenen*
[14:32:33] Kavoro Pel > o/
[14:32:55] ST0NER SMURF > o/
[14:40:18] Kelly Nexus > gank my boy gank
[14:42:04] Kelly Nexus STONER SMURF get that corps
[14:42:15] STONER SMURFETTE > 🙂
[14:42:53] Kelly Nexus > you did dident you
[14:43:22] Kelly Nexus > thats very kinky and pervers…..want to go on a date some time?
[21:30:09] Chief Maestro STONER SMURF faggot
[21:34:09] Kavoro Pel > [21:33:29] Chief Maestro > Kavoro Pel kiss my ass
[18:58:41] Vitus Moskal STONER SMURFETTE kiss my penis))
[18:59:48] STONER SMURFETTE > dream on ;o
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. now back to mails
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Anastis Beonis
Sent: 2016.06.02 17:02
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Prick…
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Nyx Valestri
Sent: 2016.06.03 21:39
To: ST0NER SMURF,
lol…fag
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Ajax Sthenelos
Sent: 2016.06.04 09:10
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Enjoy to 26 mil killmail. Get bent
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Trekdan
Sent: 2016.06.08 07:07
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Hahaaaaaaa,
i just read this message. You may smoked one too much since i never had contact with the code. scrubs. Highsec is a weirdo space, i never use it.
But still funny to read.
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. Never ? so how did i cath ya breaking oure highsec rules then ? wierd
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Dietrich Glenhaven
Sent: 2016.06.08 22:07
To: ST0NER SMURF,
This was funny. Can’t be mad after reading that. o7
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Chen Joao
Sent: 2016.06.10 20:30
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Dear Smurf,
It pleases me to see the mentally challenged individuals have the opportunity to take part in a mmo video game. I am so glad you are enjoying yourself. Remember tho, there is not many people that will laugh with you when you destroy their pods. All my implants were free and this is an alternate account anyways. That means this is not the character I play all the time. I only play this character once in a while. Also, when you destroy someone’s pod in High security space, concord will try to destroy that ship and you may lose security status. But it looks like you have lost a lot of security status anyways hahah.
I hope you have a better time in Eve than you do in real life. I am sure it is difficult being so different than everyone, even your parents that love you SO MUCH!!!
Have a good day little buddy,
Chen Joao an alternate character
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. damn dude i do wanna know what ya smoking
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: KUN TEWK
Sent: 2016.06.11 23:17
To: ST0NER SMURF,
See you lost your ship. You ganked my usless pod for your weird notions ? You actually saved me time by ganking me. I never have implants. Now I am going to stalk you with immunity.
Oh…you are going to die to…no matter what you fly….you gonna die.
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. uhh i always die,, thats part of the plan.. and btw stil waiting for ya revenge
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Herwind
Sent: 2016.06.12 19:35
To: ST0NER SMURF,
it’s tech alt. i have no problem, when this alt is die 🙂
fly safe
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Solar Flaair
Sent: 2016.06.12 21:55
To: ST0NER SMURF,
But you see, you broke your own code, for i was manual piloting and miss clicked to warp at 20. I have to ask that you seek counceling from your great leader for not only killing a manual pod but also killing one of your own.
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: TrueRoyalty
Sent: 2016.06.13 20:56
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Not even gonna read that bullshit, Make yourself a jumpclone and go fuck yourself.
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. reading it could save ya life
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: TrueRoyalty
Sent: 2016.06.13 20:57
To: ST0NER SMURF,
This game is to be played as if I were to give some short of fuck? 29 billion isk in the bank I dont give a fuck I Auto pilot every day of my life.
,
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: sweetcheese
Sent: 2016.06.14 20:46
To: ST0NER SMURF,
————-you are the most annouing person i have contact in a while fuck face so plz just fuck off
——————-
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: walking Tokila
Sent: 2016.06.15 18:22
To: ST0NER SMURF,
YAWN lol
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Thanks!
From: Buttaz Fairechild
Sent: 2016.06.17 16:05
To: ST0NER SMURF,
cant thank you enough, i had 15 more jumps to get back to my ship, and you gave me a free one! ❤
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Frostette Usami
Sent: 2016.06.18 10:07
To: ST0NER SMURF,
rofl thats funny
I just needed a fast way back to my home station – thank you for your assistance 🙂
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. he had activated selfdestruct but i shot him anyways ;o
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: KRATOS Arji
Sent: 2016.06.18 16:39
To: ST0NER SMURF,
laughing at you, are you stupid or something? .!. .!. .!. выкуси далбаеб
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podding
From: Toramaline
Sent: 2016.06.18 19:45
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Get a life moron.
Nuff said
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From: Esve
Sent: 2016.06.18 20:59
To: ST0NER SMURF,
i was fucking sure i’m flying shuttle… would any sleep help?
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. wel then Aaaarrgg would have shot ya anyways 😉
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Harvi Spectr
Sent: 2016.06.19 09:52
To: ST0NER SMURF,
ТЫ ебанутая шлюха, я ебал твою мамку с тысячей чеченцев)
YOU a fucking whore I fucked your nurse with thousands of Chechens
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Harvi Spectr
Sent: 2016.06.19 09:54
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Мало вас пиндосов гитлер пожог раз такие выродки рождаються)
Not only you Pindos Hitler arson just such geeks rozhdayutsya
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Winy Pani
Sent: 2016.06.19 11:43
To: ST0NER SMURF,
❤ arrrrrrrrgh
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Plent1
Sent: 2016.06.19 19:43
To: ST0NER SMURF,
no one really cares about a group of people who are bad at the game lol. it was a pod with nothing in it.
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Varlia Audanie
Sent: 2016.06.19 22:53
To: ST0NER SMURF,
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Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: ST0NER SMURF
Sent: 2016.06.19 22:29
To: Varlia Audanie,
—– —– —– —–
Survey
—– —– —– —–
Dear Victim, Congratulations on your ship/pod loss!!
Please help us make our ganking service better by filling out and returning this simple survey.
I was killed by ST0NER SMURF on date whoknows in system whoknows
How was your death? too fast/too slow/about right fast
Are you angered by your death? Yes/No No
Will you be taking revenge? Yes/No Maybe. I don’t know.
If taking revenge, who will you be hunting? Of course. I pay other people for that.
Do you care to take up membership in our begging programme to possibly get your loss back? Yes/No No
are you planning to replace the loss? Yes/No No
if yes where? Sorry, No
Thank you and please return this survey in good time.
Comment Section
I want to invited you to 5kg system. For a nice talk and a good tea.
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From: Tamelli Asanari
Sent: 2016.06.21 14:38
To: ST0NER SMURF,
ебаный ты петух
you fucking cock
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Lollipop Man
Sent: 2016.06.21 16:16
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Did you forget to take your Adderal?
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Lurch Aldent
Sent: 2016.06.24 20:19
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Thats sad dude, i am sorry for you
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Re : Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Lanakai
Sent: 2016.06.24 21:14
To: ST0NER SMURF,
And now i get a right kill on you, and a faster come back to base 🙂
Thank you
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Wriggles McNaughty
Sent: 2016.06.24 21:41
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Kill rights sold and Code is just a bunch of peados too scared to join us in Null
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Wriggles McNaughty
Sent: 2016.06.24 21:41
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Kill rights sold and Code is just a bunch of peados too scared to join us in Null
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Wriggles McNaughty
Sent: 2016.06.24 21:42
To: ST0NER SMURF,
As A GOGW I’ll let you pay me 100 mill as your repentance for being a blasphemer to the ode.
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Wriggles McNaughty
Sent: 2016.06.24 21:47
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Thought so pussy peados are always silent when they’re called out. Either come to
MK-YNM and fight a real ship or quit the game as a loser.
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. you seems tobe abit mad, cald down miner
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Klaus vonDeeher
Sent: 2016.06.25 19:03
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Fuck you scum
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Freen Hulk
Sent: 2016.06.25 20:32
To: ST0NER SMURF,
You guys are adorable
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Dislexyc
Sent: 2016.06.27 07:28
To: ST0NER SMURF,
You know when you bang your leg off something.. youre like shit… that hurts… fuckit.. You rub it for a couple seconds and then its all good. Moving on. Thats kinda how I felt when I learned my pod got popped. Needless to say Ive had many of my pods popped over the years and frankly the impact lessons each time. I find there is a big corelation between the effect it has on me and the amount of liquid isk one has at the time. Currently that’s about 130 billion for me spread out amongst three accounts. No small amount mehinks.. certainly not the trillions of isk that Ive heard others have but it pays my bills and then some. So why am I enlightening someone like yourself of this fact? Well I just thought it pertinent for you to know theres no tears, no boo fuking hoo.. no rage.. and certainly I have more entertaining things to do with my time in eve than to try and hunt you down with the kill rights I have on you. Honestly if you knew me better youd know that I dont need kill rights to shoot a frikken laser through whatever sad little ship youre currently flying. Id just locate you down, bide my time and blap your ship when the oppertunity presents. Well I would if I cared but nothing could be further from the case.
So why am I sending you this mail.. Well I guess I figured you could do with a little help. You see I find it a little sad that all the time you spent writing that Violation of The Law of CODE crap was poorly spent. Let me explain.. Its not clever… its not witty… for my part its certainly not angry making and lets be honest it’s not even a little funny. You write as if you think you’re being oh so clever but in reality all you’re doing is telling the person that recieves it what a sad little shit you must be in real life to write that crap.
Frankly the fact that I’m even writing this silly mail reflects poorly on me but it’s kinda of a once off and I never claimed to be perfect 🙂 Soooo…. do us all a favor… continue popping pods and what not as you see fit.. whatever floats your boat mate… but please for the love of God use your sad little brain to come up with a mail that is either clever or funny or angry making or better yet…. all three!!. I mean that is the fucking point right?
love and lasers,
dislexyc \o/
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Irenvelle
Sent: 2016.06.27 18:40
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Miniluv alt here, Keep up the good work!
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Ashley Morby
Sent: 2016.06.27 20:17
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Go and fuck yourself, your corpmates and every rock in nearest systems. Repeat,
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Renji Takada
Sent: 2016.06.27 20:32
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Hahaha, have fun with that!
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Inbox
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Markel1
Sent: 2016.06.28 18:58
To: ST0NER SMURF,
That’s hillarious. I’m back to game after 6 years 🙂
So you did kill me and then CONCORD destroyed your ship?
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. welcome back m8
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Markel1
Sent: 2016.06.29 06:59
To: ST0NER SMURF,
I checked your laws, its funny how this game evolved, that people are making artifical laws to entertain themselves and create their perspective of order.
Your survey:
I was killed by you on date _____ in system _______ – you know that…
How was your death? too fast
Are you angered by your death? No
Will you be taking revenge? Yes/No No
If taking revenge, who will you be hunting? ________
Do you care to take up membership in our begging programme to possibly get your loss back? Not right now, i’m not gonna play this char much now.
are you planning to replace the loss? no
if yes where? _______
Thank you and please return this survey in good time.
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: R3mbrant
Sent: 2016.06.29 19:08
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Idiots… its really your fun? lel
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: alienorders
Sent: 2016.06.29 19:38
To: ST0NER SMURF,
——————————–
Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: ST0NER SMURF
Sent: 2016.06.29 19:32
To: alienorders,
—– —– —– —–
Survey
—– —– —– —–
Dear Victim, Congratulations on your ship/pod loss!!
Please help us make our ganking service better by filling out and returning this simple survey.
Name: ST0NER SMURF (laid the final blow)
Security: -10.00
Corp: Vrix Nation
Alliance: CODE.
Faction: None
Ship: Thrasher
Weapon: 280mm Howitzer Artillery I
Damage Done: 461
How was your death? too fast/too slow/about right_______ Dunno I was AFK
Are you angered by your death? Yes/No ________ no
Will you be taking revenge? Yes/No _______No
If taking revenge, who will you be hunting? ________ no
Do you care to take up membership in our begging programme to possibly get your loss back? Yes/No _______no
are you planning to replace the loss? No______ my pod has been returned apparantly
if yes where? _______
Thank you and please return this survey in good time.
Comment Section
…Fly safe
…
…
…
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Re: viotion of the Law of CODE.
From: Ace Lemmont
Sent: 2016.06.19 16:41
To: ST0NER SMURFETTE,
I wasn’t autopiloting though. If I was, I would have been moving. You found me sitting in space idle.
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Re: viotion of the Law of CODE.
From: Ace Lemmont
Sent: 2016.06.19 16:48
To: ST0NER SMURFETTE,
GG though mate, next time try to call it like it is.
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Re: viotion of the Law of CODE.
From: Kaludram Aderlas
Sent: 2016.06.19 17:47
To: ST0NER SMURFETTE,
If you’d spelled “violation” correctly, I probably would have paid. So sad, too bad! 😦
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Re: violation of the Law of CODE.
From: AidanW
Sent: 2016.06.26 15:33
To: ST0NER SMURFETTE,
Lol Your an idiot!!!
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Re: violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Warlord Khyron
Sent: 2016.06.26 22:09
To: ST0NER SMURFETTE,
lol tyvm Mr. Keeper of the old law for saving me all those jumps to make. I had no implants in and was thinking of just autopiloting and taking a nap. So either way was good for me. As for the mining license I won’t be needing it. I am curious did you lose anything or got concorded, I sure hope not. Cause you did me a favor. I will be afking and auto piloting again so feel free to help me out anytime,
Thanks,
Warlord Khyron
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Re: violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Warlord Khyron
Sent: 2016.06.27 03:35
To: ST0NER SMURFETTE,
Service is slacking. I basically auto piloted hoping to get to clone back at home base and instead had to auto pilot all the way back. DO YOUR F-IN JOBS!!!! lol
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Re: violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Warlord Khyron
Sent: 2016.06.27 21:39
To: ST0NER SMURFETTE,
Yeah well fly dangerous and get some pods with implants, you will get more tears lol
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Re: violation of the Law of CODE.
From: John SnowCrow
Sent: 2016.06.28 18:12
To: ST0NER SMURFETTE,
HAHA, NIce waste of a Trasher!
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Koba Isimazu
Sent: 2016.06.12 13:24
To: CLUMSY ST0NER SMURF,
Dear Clumsy Stoner Smurf,
It is my pleasure to count you among the customers of my capsule popping services.
Stressed, sad, angry?
Worry no more!
One simple evemail and I’ll come to you for full release capsule popping.
Give me a system and time, i’ll be there, naked as the day I was conceived, ready to see my capsule blown to pieces.
Implants dresscode can be arranged – subject to isk availability.
FREE capsule every 5 pop!
Best regards,
Koba
– Anyway man, thanks for the lesson, green pilots like me need it! 😉
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Flora Vida
Sent: 2016.06.14 17:41
To: CLUMSY ST0NER SMURF,
HA! Loser
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Raging Alc0h0l
Sent: 2016.06.14 20:51
To: CLUMSY ST0NER SMURF,
James 315 has no rule over me for I am a capsuleer. And as a capsuleer who will never die I will do as I please.
Raging Alc0h0l
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Swift Isu
Sent: 2016.06.15 20:40
To: CLUMSY ST0NER SMURF,
nice u also practice customer service lvl 5 ..
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Riant Flanchalad
Sent: 2016.06.17 19:49
To: CLUMSY ST0NER SMURF,
Thanks for speeding up my trip back to my home station, I can always count on you guys for the help.
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Ventor Grush
Sent: 2016.06.18 21:38
To: CLUMSY ST0NER SMURF,
GJ, nice hunt 🙂 I was afk 😛 my fault 😦
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Agronomia Zetowska
Sent: 2016.06.19 07:14
To: CLUMSY ST0NER SMURF,
Only capsule kills in highsec, you are skilled player 😉 Mom must be proud of you.
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: FiberX
Sent: 2016.06.19 22:03
To: CLUMSY ST0NER SMURF,
Holy shit your faggotry still exists in the game… im impressed.
I surely thought youd collapsed after Goons stopped fronting your bills.
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Re: FW: FW: Re: 2015 expired autopilot license !
From: Elena Byrne
Sent: 2016.06.20 18:15
To: CLUMSY ST0NER SMURF,
Reminder
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Terrence Moonseed
Sent: 2016.06.26 19:39
To: CLUMSY ST0NER SMURF,
haha excellent kill smurfette xx
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Ferrum Viro
Sent: 2016.06.13 19:09
To: Mr Vrix,
Hows about eatin mah dick.
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Survey
From: Raging Alc0h0l
Sent: 2016.06.14 21:12
To: Mr Vrix,
—– —– —– —–
Survey
—– —– —– —–
Dear Victim, Congratulations on your ship/pod loss!!
Please help us make our ganking service better by filling out and returning this simple survey.
I was killed by CLUMSY ST0NER SMURF on date 2016.06.14 in system Inaro
How was your death? too fast/too slow/about right? Way too long
Are you angered by your death? Yes/No Nope
Will you be taking revenge? Yes/No Nope
If taking revenge, who will you be hunting? Nope
Do you care to take up membership in our begging programme to possibly get your loss back? Yes/No Nope
are you planning to replace the loss? Yes/No blank capsule is replaced instantly
if yes where? Home Station
Thank you and please return this survey in good time.
Comment Section
James 315 has no rule over me for I am a capsuleer. And as a capsuleer who will never die I will do as I please.
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: drkwolf Miromme
Sent: 2016.06.17 21:31
To: Mr Vrix,
no thanks ill do whatever i please and i dont want to give you money. altho i will thank you u sent me right where i wanted to go so saved me 30 mins of travel ty and have a good day and fuck off with your permit
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: zecklen Anneto
Sent: 2016.06.18 16:05
To: Mr Vrix,
no dramas, i wish i had my destination at the home system haha
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Varde Nor
Sent: 2016.06.24 22:07
To: Mr Vrix,
dear player
this is cute. how long did it take you? the sun is nice, maybe go outside some time… and also please go fuck yourself. also, honorable pod killing? are you high? lol I have v much enjoyed this thanks for the mail i’m saving that shit. see you in heck my rp videogame vampire
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Varde Nor
Sent: 2016.06.24 22:08
To: Mr Vrix,
p.s. i’ll do 1v1 any time mail me
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Sandler Romae
Sent: 2016.06.25 20:47
To: Mr Vrix,
You killed me just now because I was autopiloting. You violated high sec regulations. I’ll be writing to your corporation, any alliances in addition to posting bounties and selling the kill right.
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Oskar Suisse
Sent: 2016.06.02 19:02
To: zykerx,
fuck off retard
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Yarasvet
Sent: 2016.06.07 22:54
To: zykerx,
solo pod hi sek haha u rembo
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Sirus Oshimata
Sent: 2016.06.08 23:42
To: zykerx,
Lies, hacked and doctored lies
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: zykerx
Sent: 2016.06.05 14:12
To: Sirus Oshimata,
Kill: Sirus Oshimata (Capsule) ? smoking much ? ;o
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Geary Rodriguez
Sent: 2016.06.11 13:32
To: zykerx,
woot. nice empty pod kill 😀
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Valentine Temple
Sent: 2016.06.15 19:29
To: zykerx,
You were found to be in violation of being stupid.
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Jojo Gunne
Sent: 2016.06.16 01:06
To: zykerx,
I never autopilot but I had to run outside to save my 15 year old Dachsund from drowning in my swimming pool.
So Fuck Off and Die…. 🙂
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: phornicate yourself
Sent: 2016.06.19 16:11
To: zykerx,
You talk to much noob. Just play with you dick its easier.
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: KRATOS Arji
Sent: 2016.06.19 16:39
To: zykerx,
.!.
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Lotzo Huggins Sever
Sent: 2016.06.19 18:30
To: zykerx,
ok hisec capsule auto pilot engaged again 🙂
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Aw: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Ina Olha
Sent: 2016.06.26 17:59
To: zykerx,
Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Lexi Hanna
Sent: 2016.05.01 18:04
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Let me keep it simple for you……
Stick your Permit where the sun doesn’t shine… :p
Lexi
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: zama118
Sent: 2016.05.02 17:53
To: ST0NER SMURF,
I was killed by Stoner Smurf on date 02/05/2016 in system Kaaputenen
How was your death? about right
Are you angered by your death? No
Will you be taking revenge? Maybe
If taking revenge, who will you be hunting? My own stupidity for not following the rules
Do you care to take up membership in our begging programme to possibly get your loss back? No
are you planning to replace the loss? Yes
if yes where? In my head
Thank you and please return this survey in good time.
Comment Section
Alpha is a bitch when your in a pod
Also im a criminal and will be autopoilting again, in a system close to you
Fly sideways
Zama
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Mellisa Cameltoe
Sent: 2016.05.02 18:45
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Dear ST0NER SMURF ,
I whould like to say that i apologize s for going against The Law of Code. In my ignorance i somehow forgot about this great Law that governs our great space.Thank you for remaindeing me about it.
Dear Victim, Congratulations on your ship/pod loss!!
Please help us make our ganking service better by filling out and returning this simple survey.
I was killed by ST0NER SMURF on date 02/05/2016in system Niarja
How was your death? right because i was in violance of The Law of CODE
Are you angered by your death? No
Will you be taking revenge? No
Do you care to take up membership in our begging programme to possibly get your loss back? sadlyi have lost of my isk.
Thank you and please return this survey in good time.
Best regards,
A gratefull space pilot
Mellisa Cameltoe
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Не смурфно
From: Mikyla Yshkyjnik
Sent: 2016.05.03 07:49
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Подите к чёрту и со своим кодексом и со своими правилами, летаю как, где и на чем хочу.
–Go and to hell and with their own code and with its own rules, as the fly where and what I want.–
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Kathrine Lightseeker
Sent: 2016.05.03 21:24
To: ST0NER SMURF,
dont care lol
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Wid0wmaker
Sent: 2016.05.05 13:19
To: ST0NER SMURF,
CODE died, mate 😀 You musn’t of gotten the memo!
Shove your brainwashed ramblings up your baggy brown pooper! \o/
Have a great day!
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Eliza Booth
Sent: 2016.05.05 18:33
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Dear Victim, Congratulations on your ship/pod loss!!
Please help us make our ganking service better by filling out and returning this simple survey.
I was killed by STONER SMURG on date SOME DAY in system NIJARARAAS
How was your death? too fast/too slow/about right UNABLE TO SAY
Are you angered by your death? Yes/No NO MOSTLY CONFUSED BUT THEN REASSURED
Will you be taking revenge? Yes/No NO I AM COMFORTABLE WITH MY DEATH
If taking revenge, who will you be hunting? NOBODY
Do you care to take up membership in our begging programme to possibly get your loss back? Yes/No UNFORTUNATLY NOT
are you planning to replace the loss? Yes/No YES I HAVE A NEW POD
if yes where? RIGHT HERE
Thank you and please return this survey in good time.
Comment Section
.WAS GOOD QUICK AND FRIENDLY RESPONSE WILL not AUTOPILOT AGAIN
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: TheDamned
Sent: 2016.05.06 00:32
To: ST0NER SMURF,
lol idiot
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Zohan Dvirr
Sent: 2016.05.06 20:18
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Well Up y….. LOL
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Asif Jarrah
Sent: 2016.05.07 21:07
To: ST0NER SMURF,
And I’m gonna keep at it. o7
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Kalizza Deth
Sent: 2016.05.08 10:42
To: ST0NER SMURF,
lol u guys are funny. Guess I’ve been in null too long. Thought highsec was easy and thought whatever I’ll autpilot it. This place is far too scary, too many neuts here so I think I’ll be returning to null. Good luck with those mining liscense thingies… I’m going to send u 10mil isk (seriously) because I didn’t like how u killed me in such a cheap ship (thrasher?). Someone from code should be flying something more like at least T2. I’m kind of insulted to be honest. I mean geez, at least a sviple. Seems like you guys are letting yourselves go =P Safe flying Stoned Smuff.
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: ducky2904
Sent: 2016.05.08 15:31
To: ST0NER SMURF,
duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude you save me a 23 jumps thank you!!!! and good luck with that code stuff
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derp
From: Enigo Montoyya
Sent: 2016.05.08 18:32
To: ST0NER SMURF,
so bad ass…. rofl
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Enigo Montoyya
Sent: 2016.05.08 18:33
To: ST0NER SMURF,
blow me you nazi fk
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Goons
From: Enigo Montoyya
Sent: 2016.05.08 18:37
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Frigates arent the real cancer in this game neither is intys its garbage like you that pick on the people that dont know any better.
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Braavos Otsada
Sent: 2016.05.10 21:23
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Oh noes. You killed me. I’m so sad.
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Braavos Otsada
Sent: 2016.05.10 21:23
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Time to go back to autopiloting.
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Kynra Aragarthiel
Sent: 2016.05.12 21:10
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Thanks for the ganks men, got me to the station faster.
Happy to know that you get killed by Concord for nothing et happy to know that you are proud of it.
Time and money to lose ? Or just an alt for distraction ?
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Crofton271
Sent: 2016.05.14 11:51
To: ST0NER SMURF,
People like you are why I hate hi sec.
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: kirelna
Sent: 2016.05.16 10:48
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Thanks for send me back home fastly.
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???
From: Sygma Andrard
Sent: 2016.05.16 16:13
To: ST0NER SMURF,
i have no idea what this code crap is, and i really dont care. as to this permit stuff, are you trying to extort isk or something ? ive been playing for a week now, so i really dont know what you are trying to achieve. if it is being a troll, congrats, i think you have hit your mark. other then that, i hope you have a good day
later
. 2011 char o.O
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Excell 77
Sent: 2016.05.16 20:39
To: ST0NER SMURF,
This is very annoying and really bad RP to boot.
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Jane Yassavi
Sent: 2016.05.18 16:06
To: ST0NER SMURF,
I put 1 isk on you. Its worth every penny. 😀
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Jane Yassavi
Sent: 2016.05.18 16:10
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Im autopiloting again. Learn me somthing more pls. In exchange i will learn you anal..
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: HEkutoc Mex
Sent: 2016.05.18 16:15
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Долбаеб))
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Aw: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Alisey Hammersteen
Sent: 2016.05.19 14:27
To: ST0NER SMURF,
nobody cares about your useless shit.
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From: N6591 N6591
Sent: 2016.05.19 22:53
To: ST0NER SMURF,
велик подвиг-сбить капсулу. вы и ваш петушинный альянс на большее не способны
—Feats knock-capsule. you and your cock alliance is no longer able to—
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: chronyawn
Sent: 2016.05.20 20:33
To: ST0NER SMURF,
thanks made my trip shorter
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wtf
From: Regi Sugar Sugar
Sent: 2016.05.21 14:55
To: ST0NER SMURF,
why the hell would you do that you ass
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Viktor Hadah
Sent: 2016.05.21 16:04
To: ST0NER SMURF,
can i get a tl;dr?
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Perky Shazih
Sent: 2016.05.21 22:03
To: ST0NER SMURF,
You didn’t defeat me in any kind of combat. lol.
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Zuzu Kadaif
Sent: 2016.05.22 14:46
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Go fuck yourself and fuck your code. Pod killing coward.
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Thyrial Vertis
Sent: 2016.05.22 17:59
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Dear Sir,
here is the filled out survey. Thank you for your service. Next time i will not do the same mistake.
Thank you for keeping Highsec save from autopilots!
*******************
I was killed by ST0NER SMURF on date 2016.05.22 in system Kaaputenen
How was your death? About right
Are you angered by your death? No
Will you be taking revenge? No
Do you care to take up membership in our begging programme to possibly get your loss back? No
Are you planning to replace the loss? Already replaced (only Capsule)
********************
Best regards,
Thyrial
Fly save (and not on autopilot 😉 )
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podding
From: phatboi Hekki
Sent: 2016.05.22 21:06
To: ST0NER SMURF,
thanks for podding me… saved me another 12 jumps
😀 nice one! 😀
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Mali’sh Plitter
Sent: 2016.05.25 11:25
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Fock you, have a nice day!
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CODE
From: Zora Taredi
Sent: 2016.05.29 09:17
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Nobody gives a shit about the “Code”, dumbass. Have fun wasting your eve time. Lol.
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: NightStalker Estidal
Sent: 2016.05.30 19:03
To: ST0NER SMURF,
i was not autopiloting i was get a rookiy ship someone left in space when i got ganked by u ppl
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why???
From: UrgentX Dadunur
Sent: 2016.05.31 19:06
To: ST0NER SMURF,
U cunt
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: UrgentX Dadunur
Sent: 2016.05.31 19:09
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Fuck ui and yer nigger code….cunt.
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Re: viotion of the Law of CODE.
From: proclaimed HERETIC
Sent: 2016.05.01 19:06
To: ST0NER SMURFETTE,
your an idiot
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Re: viotion of the Law of CODE.
From: proclaimed HERETIC
Sent: 2016.05.01 19:06
To: ST0NER SMURFETTE,
meet me in dodixie and lets see whats up bro
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Re: viotion of the Law of CODE.
From: wilma violent
Sent: 2016.05.04 21:12
To: ST0NER SMURFETTE,
eeeh kinda read bla bla bla……please send fan mail bla bla bla……I do it one more time just for you…hdg from Faswiba to Jita slowboat in pod
Just to make epeen feel stronger…..may the 4th be with you……
Remember its only pixels and fun 🙂
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Re: viotion of the Law of CODE.
From: Dakhi Jaynara
Sent: 2016.05.08 09:15
To: ST0NER SMURFETTE,
Send me damn refund! 😀
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Re: viotion of the Law of CODE.
From: Jamews
Sent: 2016.05.19 20:29
To: ST0NER SMURFETTE,
lol haha the code my ass yea would love to see you do real pvp ,it must really suck to only be able to kill capsule’s hats off to ya im off to autopilot some more
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Re: viotion of the Law of CODE.
From: iHex Isu
Sent: 2016.05.30 20:42
To: ST0NER SMURFETTE,
Thats okay I was just on my way back from w/h space and you made the trip a little quicker.. thanks 😀
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Re: FW: FW: Re: 2015 expired autopilot license !
From: Elena Byrne
Sent: 2016.05.05 10:55
To: CLUMSY ST0NER SMURF,
Reminder
,
reminder
From: Elena Byrne
Sent: 2016.05.08 09:26
To: CLUMSY ST0NER SMURF, Elena Byrne,
youhou
tu me dois toujours un set d’implants
champignon
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Toony Beard
Sent: 2016.05.10 21:19
To: CLUMSY ST0NER SMURF,
Я ничего не понял
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Buttercup Murphy
Sent: 2016.05.14 06:24
To: CLUMSY ST0NER SMURF,
um…..yes i used an ingame function called auto pilot. its in the game. im going to use it. it violates no terms of service which is
the only law i follow unless my corp has a specific rule against something. so blow that out your ass. secondly… challenged to honorable combat? when? lost? what now? i still gots all my implants and i docked and undocked from station with no trouble. so you sent me mail telling me why i was blown to bits (which would have saved me the trouble of autopiloting to my destination btw) and yet failed to do any blowing outside what i assume is your fathers bedroom. I only hope you dont dissapoint him with your premature ejaculation as much as you dissapointed me with this premature mail.
should your father grow tired of you then please feel free to look me up. maybe by that time you will have some experiance.
Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Delson Chibis
Sent: 2016.05.17 17:50
To: CLUMSY ST0NER SMURF,
ты дибил своими словами пиши!хуйню всякую шлёш
—you moron write your own words! garbage all your sending—
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Delson Chibis
Sent: 2016.05.17 17:50
To: CLUMSY ST0NER SMURF,
мухамор
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Pestilence3
Sent: 2016.05.20 20:48
To: CLUMSY ST0NER SMURF,
ur a twat lol, 0.o
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ы
From: Dominic Red
Sent: 2016.05.22 18:39
To: CLUMSY ST0NER SMURF,
HAHAHA LALKA 😀
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Serg V
Sent: 2016.05.04 20:40
To: Mr Vrix,
иди в жопу вместе со своим сообщением, урод
==Go to hell, along with his message, freak==
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Dontshoot Me
Sent: 2016.05.07 21:22
To: Mr Vrix,
I BOUGHT MY YEAR PERMIT WHY U KILL ME
I WANT REFUND OF 1 TRILLLLLLLIIIIIOOOOONNN ISK
=P
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Dan Mega
Sent: 2016.05.08 15:44
To: Mr Vrix,
Dear Victim, Congratulations on your ship/pod loss!!
Please help us make our ganking service better by filling out and returning this simple survey.
I was killed by Mr Vrix on date 08.05.2016 in system Niarja
How was your death? too fast/too slow/about right Very Quick and got me home faster than expected
Are you angered by your death? No It saved me time
Will you be taking revenge? No
If taking revenge, who will you be hunting? ________
Do you care to take up membership in our begging programme to possibly get your loss back? No
are you planning to replace the loss? No
if yes where? _______
Thank you and please return this survey in good time.
Comment Section
Very good experiece would get ganked again. I wasn’t mining though so feel that a more personalised response should have been sent, as I don’t feel as special with the copy + Paste message 😦
May I have the thrasher fit so I can also keep an eye out for any violaters, Thank you in advance
Kind Regards
Mr Mega
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Veron Ro
Sent: 2016.05.08 16:29
To: Mr Vrix,
You owe me 10 mil for wasting my time jumping back… so I guess the permit is free 😀
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(((
From: Shadov Tigra
Sent: 2016.05.08 18:17
To: Mr Vrix,
yu is very bad player if yu kill 0 playersstfu
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(((
From: Shadov Tigra
Sent: 2016.05.08 18:23
To: Mr Vrix,
me ned this station 1 men kive ship skraps this is money for my 3KB-J0 IX – Trony’s Undock Ramp and Market her bat this i think is inposiblr for angri idots
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Jhon’ Rambo
Sent: 2016.05.19 20:16
To: Mr Vrix,
All i can think is how good are you at rimming Mr Vrix as i Jhon’ Rambo have not been the subject of a good rim job in quite a while. I will mine for two three years if i please to without your stupid permint. Like the guy who asked me if i had a permit to fish once suddenly found himself sleeping with the fishies. Dont fuck with me or i will make Velspar out of you
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:))
From: KettlerKIll
Sent: 2016.05.20 21:09
To: Mr Vrix,
:))) HAHA was an empty pod but you made my day with your message
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: jinhaooo1
Sent: 2016.05.22 18:40
To: Mr Vrix,
Im violatin you MOM LOOSER GAY & Retard :)))))
SA IMI BAG PULA IN MATA SI IN TOT NEAMUL TAU DE CACAT CU FATA DE PULA
You and your Gay James , you are alll a bunch off looseeers
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Leydi Taron
Sent: 2016.05.24 15:50
To: Mr Vrix,
suck a dick
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Little Dallocort
Sent: 2016.05.25 21:34
To: Mr Vrix,
thank you for sending me back to jita, as i realised i forgot to pay your mam for the sub par service she supplyed
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Crotalus Atroxs
Sent: 2016.05.27 22:37
To: Mr Vrix,
Dear Victim, Congratulations on your ship/pod loss!!
Please help us make our ganking service better by filling out and returning this simple survey.
I was killed by Mr Vrix on date 5/27/2016 in system Niarja
How was your death? too fast/too slow/about right About right
Are you angered by your death? Yes/No, poopcicle
Will you be taking revenge? Yes/No i might #freeGucciMane
If taking revenge, who will you be hunting? cecil the lion,
Do you care to take up membership in our begging programme to possibly get your loss back? Yes/No yes please, my pod was custom made with only the finest digital materials, gimme moar plz, im newb (increments of 10 mil only)
are you planning to replace the loss? Yes/No its irreplaceable sir, how dare you devalue my pod with such a question you peasant!
if yes where? your mom
Thank you and please return this survey in good time.
Comment Section
.Overall the experience was worth while but the customer service was second rate at best. I asked for a warm towel and it took them 5 minutes, i mean what is this Alaskan Airlines. Ill recommend to my friends… because i hate them.
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Thanks!
From: Customer Service LevelV
Sent: 2016.05.30 15:24
To: Mr Vrix,
I was actually hoping someone was going to pop me so I didn’t have to fly like 30 jumps. *shrug*
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: sasamy muyo
Sent: 2016.05.30 19:14
To: Mr Vrix,
as far as i care you just made it easyer to get where i was going thanks
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Awsome
From: wilma violent
Sent: 2016.05.04 21:39
To: zykerx,
Atleast you stand by your own law…lets make it 3 times…Im going same route Faswiba—>Jita 🙂
Awsome…..
Man i should have my main app for you guys lol 🙂
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Aw: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Angharad Esw Sweydyr
Sent: 2016.05.22 15:00
To: zykerx,
Fuck you gankers idiots
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Djawi Free
Sent: 2016.05.22 21:29
To: zykerx,
“se gratte les couilles”
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Rex Egnald
Sent: 2016.05.29 17:49
To: zykerx,
yay! love u gays
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Skinnard
Sent: 2016.05.29 18:18
To: zykerx,
shame to treat a fresh returning player with nothing like that.
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Skinnard
Sent: 2016.05.29 18:50
To: zykerx,
actualy Ill kill you on sight if we crosspaths again. turns out i had several hundred mil in implants damn shame
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: allarnon2
Sent: 2016.05.31 17:17
To: zykerx,
cheers buddy
no implants fitted and you shortened my journey as i was heading to home station in a pod anyway
as loyal, the supreme fc of CODE> and number 1 on kb has been banned i haveb een out of code for abit longer then a week, this was done to get the new leadership sorted wich is now in the hands of James 315 himself 😉
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all ppl cheering the code was death was rly funny ;o
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so i only got pods on my overview so i dont see any fans outside waiting to kill 1 of the mighty smurfs. wich wont succeed 🙂
still funny to see them boosting at anti-gank chat about how mighty there camp works.. he even says i warped off and still he thinks he made me warp baclk tp dock o.O
. wel made me laugh ;o
[21:50:50] Ahrman Vanaheim gank in progress Kaaputenen
[21:51:37] Ahrman Vanaheim > -10 just took off to gank something
[21:51:46] Ahrman Vanaheim > Inaro gate most likely
[21:52:49] Ahrman Vanaheim > and stopped him… forced to redock
[22:18:31] Ahrman Vanaheim > Some guy autopiloting a pod in Kaap just got followed through by a couple of ganker thrashers, not the smartest way to have a relaxing day
[18:17:48] Ares47 JESUS CLUMSY ST0NER SMURF you got chocolate in my PEANUT BUTTER AGAIN
[20:20:45] Ryu Sake > CODE fags
[23:03:00] malum chris > down with code. down with goons!
[23:17:50] Ladyman Hectic > down with code and gooons!!! HURAAAHHH
[00:14:22] Radik Zelenka > Hey clumsy come and get me fucker
[00:49:36] Radik Zelenka > Im waiting outside your station, come and get me fuck face
[16:40:42] Sir Didy > fuck u code 🙂 make my own law ^^
[20:22:29] Vaporize CLUMSY ST0NER SMURF hey dick
[20:23:12] Vaporize > high quaility game play
[20:23:44] 0MG its-code Aaaarrgg > indeed 😉
[20:53:16] Vaporize > hey what do you know same cock smokers
[19:50:43] Amp Andedare > James315 is a loser, pedophile.
[20:07:43] Amp Andedare > I won’t buy a permit.
[20:08:09] Amp Andedare > James315 can suck the big one
[19:55:13] Denarius Agrippa > hacking pieces of shit
[19:55:34] Denarius Agrippa > pathetic when DDOS;ing is the game now
[18:40:08] Enigo Montoyya > you are a tool bag st0ner
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Oturo Saisima
Sent: 2016.04.01 21:15
To: ST0NER SMURF,
eh I was just auto piloting through? Sorry if that’s against the rules :3
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Dance Monkey
Sent: 2016.04.02 19:43
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Ashlar Maidstone
Sent: 2016.04.02 20:59
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Go fuck yourself, have a good day.
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Trym Torson Otsolen
Sent: 2016.04.03 12:56
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Go fuck yourself nigger
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Zindane Raquin
Sent: 2016.04.03 20:49
To: ST0NER SMURF,
HAHAHA!
Amusing.
Enjoy your travels!
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Audeles Lennelluc
Sent: 2016.04.03 21:35
To: ST0NER SMURF,
In violaion of the code? also known as passing through high sec in a capsule? You guys are jokes.
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.!.
From: Roma69Rio
Sent: 2016.04.04 17:21
To: ST0NER SMURF,
fuck you!!!!
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Lill Oddleif
Sent: 2016.04.05 16:28
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Most honorable Agent of the New Order of Highsec, and hand of the esteemed Supreme Protector and Saviour of Highsec James 315,
As you may well be aware, war has come to New Eden, one of such scale that has not been seen in years. It seems my duties as a participant in such have come in conflict with upholding the righteous Law of Highsec as set forth in the New Halaima Code of Conduct.
In war, the first fatality is truth. However, I would like to humbly request your confidence when I say my transgression is borne solely from weariness as a front line combatant, rather than blatant disregard of the true and just Law of Highsec.
Of course, the above does not excuse bot aspirancy, and you have my sincere thanks of reminding me as such. It is truly in these desolate times that the New Order of Highsec remains a shining beacon to carry out the will of James 315, praise his name.
Unfortunately, I have no particular use for a mining permit. I could never indulge myself in such gross bot aspirant behaviour, mining permit or not. While such horrible behaviour is to be expected in the forlorn and desolate regions of null security space, the glorious territories of the New Order of Highsec are best suited by as little bot aspirancy as possible. Only a degenerate would befoul these great regions by something as horrible as AFK mining, anti-tanking or other such deviant behaviour, for a full year no less.
Instead, I would like to propose purchasing no less than 100 shares, in full support of the righteous and laborous task set before you.
Kindly,
Lill Oddleif
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. 100 shares, thx for the support 😉
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: JP Zaayman
Sent: 2016.04.05 20:02
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Retard
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hey
From: callen degon
Sent: 2016.04.06 14:49
To: ST0NER SMURF,
is that necesessary in a pod
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Aw: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Rafael Rova
Sent: 2016.04.06 16:35
To: ST0NER SMURF,
ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZ
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Neel Anninen
Sent: 2016.04.06 18:24
To: ST0NER SMURF,
иди нахуй псина
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: knisb
Sent: 2016.04.06 19:30
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Congrats on your kill of my pod in High Sec. You gave me the ride to my destination at no cost.
You must have awsome piloting skills to be able to kill a pod on autopilot .
I suggest you find a better use of your time, rather than being a joke,
I have sent you a little ISK to at least cover the cost of your amo.
Best wishes
Your friend AA
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Music to get stoned by.
From: Tarl deCadenet
Sent: 2016.04.09 17:51
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Roll a fatty man. 😛
Like have a groovy day man…
Tarl “The Dude” 😛 lol
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. thx man 😉
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: loodsen-k
Sent: 2016.04.09 19:08
To: ST0NER SMURF,
пошел нахуй дебил
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Arrowspeeed Bounty
Sent: 2016.04.09 19:52
To: ST0NER SMURF,
—– —– —– —–
Survey
—– —– —– —–
Dear Victim, Congratulations on your ship/pod loss!!
Please help us make our ganking service better by filling out and returning this simple survey.
I was killed by __you on date __april 9 in system __ Niarja
How was your death? too fast/too slow/about right__boring (a pod kill?)
Are you angered by your death? Yes/No __I deserved it — flying on autopilot while I worked out
Will you be taking revenge? Yes/No __nah
Do you care to take up membership in our begging programme to possibly get your loss back? Yes/No __just hoping you can take that silly bounty off — for driving on auto pilot in a pod?
are you planning to replace the loss? Yes/No__hahahahahahahahahaha
Comment Section
I traded a cute butt for my pod (working out while on autopilot) …… a good deal form my side (my butt is very cute!) …… but that Wanted sign across my picture mars my cute face
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ответ
From: Maks Bryansk
Sent: 2016.04.10 10:34
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Яндекс.Переводчик
с русского
↔
на английский
Позорище, убить стоящую капсулу в империи и не вести с этим человеком войну – это позорное поведение, так ток могут поступить низкие люди которых угнетают в реальной жизни и они отыгрываются в игре и чувствуют в ней себя героем, мне жалко смотреть на таких как вы и плевал я на ваш закон придуманный людьми с психическими отклонениями, можете даже прилететь и попробовать убить мою баржу.
A shame, to kill the capsule standing in the Empire and not to carry on with this man the war is shameful behavior, so the current can do low people who are oppressed in real life and they play the game and feel she’s a hero, I feel sorry to look at you and I spit on your law invented by people with mental health conditions, can even fly in and try to kill my barge.
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Shaftmaster Mastershafts
Sent: 2016.04.10 22:38
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Shit happens. I have an alt in CODE and passed out drunk at the PC. So I expect nothing else. Awesome job finding a good kill and continue to do the work of James. o7
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Webr FaronDeVir
Sent: 2016.04.12 21:10
To: ST0NER SMURF,
На хуй иди чмо пробкаеб ебанный
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Kerensa
Sent: 2016.04.13 07:29
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Warping to gate in pod is not mining there for you can not gank a pod not everyone is mining
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: scorpminer2
Sent: 2016.04.14 21:53
To: ST0NER SMURF,
How about, You go Fuck yourself in the ass with a rusted knife
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: TheBooky
Sent: 2016.04.14 22:28
To: ST0NER SMURF,
You know, I realize its great you have your own code. But when telling me I have violated it for mining you might want to make sure im in a mining ship
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: ST0NER SMURF
Sent: 2016.04.14 22:29
To: TheBooky,
Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: TheBooky
Sent: 2016.04.14 22:30
To: ST0NER SMURF,
So you are un allowed to pilot a ship? Interesting use of stuff
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Jace Haginen
Sent: 2016.04.16 12:51
To: ST0NER SMURF,
my death was not satisfactory .. way to fast to enjoy the moment. I will require a second pod death with a far more satisfactory result
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code what?
From: Tal Khavzon
Sent: 2016.04.16 13:55
To: ST0NER SMURF,
lol what’s with this full of shit message, haven’t mined in years, was just autopiloting through hi-sec as I scratched my balls.
what code did break? lmao.
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only capsules
From: Tal Khavzon
Sent: 2016.04.16 15:20
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Your agenda may seem like you’re constantly fighting for it..
But I’ve seen people in battleships etc, just loitering in space, on gates… for weeks, just doing nothing (Probably just sitting on a gate to gather intel because it was a gate from high sec to low).
And they use battleships on purpose, because they’ll know you wont risk anything more than a thrasher or a cheap cruiser.
anyhow, I’ve heard about code before, I heard they are gankers, never thought they had an agenda to try to “un-bot eve” That’ll never work out 😀 eve is based on that.
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. not only pods, but other agents go for the bigger stuff 🙂 all have there jobs todo
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: ArnstArnst ArnstArnst
Sent: 2016.04.16 16:50
To: ST0NER SMURF,
true enough, should have jump cloned!
ah well…
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Now this mail gives me a big smile 😉 not only was he afk for abit, he was afk for more then a hour, first loosing his afk freighter anf then his costly slavepod 😉
thank you Dear Agents for sharing this with the smurfs eventhough we shot there lootingfreighter once before we joined CODE.
bad day of one hauler
From: HABEPHO
Sent: 2016.04.17 08:37
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Победа: Ziggy Ziggsson (Providence*)
after 1 hour you will pod him for slave set 🙂
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Ziggy Ziggsson
Sent: 2016.04.17 19:01
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Mining permit? I was hauling? Well gf gf 🙂
Eat a bag of dicks,
Ziggy
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Sea Infantry
Sent: 2016.04.17 10:43
To: ST0NER SMURF,
пошол на хуй!
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Meta’s Slave
Sent: 2016.04.17 12:13
To: ST0NER SMURF,
interesting, how much was your thrasher
think more than 1mil and you went on empty capsule…. well lol
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Ark Fostertute
Sent: 2016.04.17 12:48
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Thanks but i wasnt autopiloting, simply scratched my balls at the wrong time
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Leyla Khema
Sent: 2016.04.17 17:57
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Fuck u mb?
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: DarkTown Andreev
Sent: 2016.04.18 11:45
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Дятел, ты я за короблем летел, купил в другой системе.
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Mutterkorn ‘Sabre’ Alkaloid
Sent: 2016.04.18 15:35
To: ST0NER SMURF,
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Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: ST0NER SMURF
Sent: 2016.04.18 15:04
To: Mutterkorn ‘Sabre’ Alkaloid,
You were found to be in violation of The Law of Highsec.
Three years ago a great man named James 315 decided highsec was worth
saving.
He created http://www.minerbumping.com and set forth The Code for all highsec activities.
You were found in violation of The Code, and as such, you were challenged to honorable player versus player combat. You were defeated.
But all is not lost!
As a duly sworn and authorized Agent of the New Order i am here to offer you the chance to make this the only loss you suffer in this fashion.
I would like to offer you the opportunity for your very own Mining Permit. The cost is only 10 million isk, and its good for a year!
its a allround permit but ya will still have to follow the rules of the code.
—– —– —– —–
Survey
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Dear Victim, Congratulations on your ship/pod loss!!
Please help us make our ganking service better by filling out and returning this simple survey.
I was killed by Some Newb on date YC116 (or some shit) in system High Sec somewhere
How was your death? too fast/too slow/about right Quite Dull
Are you angered by your death? Yes/No Nope
Will you be taking revenge? Yes/No Nope
If taking revenge, who will you be hunting? ________
Do you care to take up membership in our begging programme to possibly get your loss back? Yes/No Nope
are you planning to replace the loss? Yes/No Its a Pod
if yes where? _______
Thank you and please return this survey in good time.
Comment Section
Think you might need to get better staff as I was not on autopilot I was on the gate as I needed to take a piss. Which turned in to turtle in the hole so I ended up taking a shit and got stuck with a cling on so took a while to clean up.
Thank you for the feedback form
Regards
Mutterkorn
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: BadC00kie
Sent: 2016.04.18 18:44
To: ST0NER SMURF,
ST0NER SMURF ,
go lay down by your dish.
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Marie Kyung-Hee
Sent: 2016.04.18 19:10
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Enjoy that empty pod retard 😉 Kill: Marie Kyung-Hee (Capsule)
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Nico Gasha
Sent: 2016.04.19 16:08
To: ST0NER SMURF,
I have a permit friend. Liek DarZ sold it to me recently.
I was on my way to Amarr to pick up a ship. You just got me there faster.
Nico
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Nico Gasha
Sent: 2016.04.19 16:13
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Thanks for the lesson in law
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. a permit dont mean ya can break the law but good ya learned
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: ToObE
Sent: 2016.04.19 20:12
To: ST0NER SMURF,
lost 0 isk. still autopiloting.
easy
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Spicerunner Bererund
Sent: 2016.04.19 20:54
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Lol Why can’t I peel my potato’s in peace. We have a kitchen on this ship. But of coarse the pilot of the ship drew the short straw and has to cook food as well as drive. If we meet again you and your pals are welcome to come over for super.
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Congratz
From: Xersul
Sent: 2016.04.20 14:47
To: ST0NER SMURF,
keep trying to make up whats been stolen also gl with all the corps leaving
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Congratz
From: Xersul
Sent: 2016.04.20 14:48
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Gratz on that empty ship + pot
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braindead
From: Qri Black
Sent: 2016.04.20 19:03
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Moron
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Neh Aah
Sent: 2016.04.21 14:55
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Oh balls!
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Sir Didy
Sent: 2016.04.21 16:34
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Cooking dinner while afk. LOL u guys take gameplay too serious 😛 I’ll do it again
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lol
From: Angelica Andedare
Sent: 2016.04.22 19:33
To: ST0NER SMURF,
How about a big f you and I will see you soon
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Sultina Uitoh
Sent: 2016.04.23 20:17
To: ST0NER SMURF,
was alt tabbed not on auto pilot, but thats what i get for being in a pod, you actuaally did me a favor, i had crappy implants anyway,and reduced my travel time by 20 jumps:) i wont be buying your mining rights due to the fact we dont mine anywhere near you
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Jew Gold 10
Sent: 2016.04.23 21:04
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Hey, I didn’t lose a ship and you put my closer to my destination. Thanks you.
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Draconus Crepari
Sent: 2016.04.23 22:48
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Done exploring, so i figured why not auto-pilot back to the system while afk and see how far I make it? No implants to lose. Watching NBA games.
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: soret
Sent: 2016.04.24 08:17
To: ST0NER SMURF,
пиши на руссском овощь
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Les Bowes
Sent: 2016.04.24 19:07
To: ST0NER SMURF,
eyyyyyyyyy
wheres you alliance gone
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Ganky McPosGun
Sent: 2016.04.24 19:35
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Grats you lost isk
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Les Bowes
Sent: 2016.04.24 19:35
To: ST0NER SMURF,
stfu smurf
nice alliance
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. ;o dont worry when posting this im back inside CODE. and ppl keep forgetting that ya dont have tobo inside CODE. tobe a agent of The CODE.
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Les Bowes
Sent: 2016.04.24 20:13
To: ST0NER SMURF,
pointless shit slinging aside, what happened? Did Goons cut funding? Whats happening next?
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Solar Typhon
Sent: 2016.04.24 21:37
To: ST0NER SMURF,
LOL, what the hell is this shit?
Anyway, thanks for the free ride back to null mate, you do a god service – keep up the good work 🙂
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Hallanel
Sent: 2016.04.25 19:01
To: ST0NER SMURF,
My Journey began nearly 2 and a half years ago when you first podded my Main account
Kill: Cora Namoor (Capsule)
Then there was a great emptiness for a few years and then… You returned and my secondary toon was hit!
Kill: AviatorAnson (Capsule)
Then a few days later on another alt…
Kill: AvroAnson (Capsule)
And now finally I have collected a full set for all my accounts.
Kill: Hallanel (Capsule)
TY Have a good one!
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. lol thats funny, but seems ya dont follow the law for many years
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: ST0NER SMURF
Sent: 2016.04.25 19:14
To: Aaaarrgg, Hallanel, James 315,
aah thats why that other pod went manual ;o haha
cu around 😉
i notice ya dont like implants ;o
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Hallanel
Sent: 2016.04.25 19:17
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Not when I autopilot… Hmmm wonder why?
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Hurtz Ahashion
Sent: 2016.04.25 21:17
To: ST0NER SMURF,
thanks!
i arrive instant where i go
shapalapashala
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Alustriel Hornblade
Sent: 2016.04.26 18:45
To: ST0NER SMURF,
really? – i thought i was worth more than a standart mail …..
and i wish you good luck for the next 30 days …
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Smoking Flame
Sent: 2016.04.26 21:47
To: ST0NER SMURF,
made me laugh, thanks dude.
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Peter Grifinn
Sent: 2016.04.27 16:29
To: ST0NER SMURF,
lol…whatever you gotta tell yourself
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lolololol
From: Glenda Goodcoat
Sent: 2016.04.27 18:14
To: ST0NER SMURF,
troll’s on you nerd
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Glenda Goodcoat
Sent: 2016.04.27 18:16
To: ST0NER SMURF,
LOLOLOOL trolls on u nerd
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Mara Jade Khardula
Sent: 2016.04.27 18:55
To: ST0NER SMURF,
dafuq ?
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Razer Dethrezzer
Sent: 2016.04.28 21:49
To: ST0NER SMURF,
I have already placed a ticket on you guys and will expect a response any time now find something better to do with your time putz
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noob
From: erik destroyer
Sent: 2016.04.29 21:48
To: ST0NER SMURF,
wow you are fail for hitting an none afker but hey if it satisfie you for killing an pod concrats coem down to null sec i will gladly see you die in an burst of flames by the way you killed like 1.100000000 of my shit lols youre a joke
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: erik destroyer
Sent: 2016.04.30 09:21
To: ST0NER SMURF,
youre code is crap i spit one it it is an excuse to try be highsec noob killing leaving new pilots to leave a game before they started serriuos gaming. secondly i was not autopiloting so th code was inaffect. CODE aint nothing but a couple of scared guys that are afraid to venture out of highsec to explore the riches of the game
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Once a dickhead
From: Lexi Hanna
Sent: 2016.04.30 15:15
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Always a dickhead
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fuck u
From: Aurelia the Warleader
Sent: 2016.04.30 15:39
To: ST0NER SMURF,
now why the fuck u kill me u prike
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noob ass bitch
From: Aurelia the Warleader
Sent: 2016.04.30 15:41
To: ST0NER SMURF,
fuck u and ur permet
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ayy
From: Galek Maulerant
Sent: 2016.04.30 20:37
To: ST0NER SMURF,
lmao
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FW: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: StarShards
Sent: 2016.04.30 23:12
To: ST0NER SMURF,
You killed my empty pod lol? Good for you guy
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Fail
From: Minister Godhammer
Sent: 2016.04.02 16:50
To: CLUMSY ST0NER SMURF,
Expecting implants haha you joke, you failure, poor james 315 letting disappointments like you to spread his name. Code has really let its standards slip.
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Mihail Ors
Sent: 2016.04.02 19:05
To: CLUMSY ST0NER SMURF,
The questionnaire will not fill . I lost a ship and a capsule , and I am not angry . I blame myself , flew drunk . And you fellows , it worked well . 3 years ago we lived in sukanan and played well as you do. Sincerely Mihail Ors
P / S boys tell her that drunk can not fly ) ) ) I have an example
Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Captain Gooch
Sent: 2016.04.19 21:00
To: CLUMSY ST0NER SMURF,
Thanks for speeding up my trip home.
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Shovely Joe
Sent: 2016.04.22 22:24
To: CLUMSY ST0NER SMURF,
I was killed by some random neckbeard on date who cares in system who cares
How was your death? too fast/too slow/about right – I’ve had better
Are you angered by your death? No
Will you be taking revenge? No
If taking revenge, who will you be hunting? ________
Do you care to take up membership in our begging programme to possibly get your loss back? No
are you planning to replace the loss? I think CCP has my back regarding pods
if yes where? Iceland I guess
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Topher Madullier
Sent: 2016.04.23 20:09
To: CLUMSY ST0NER SMURF,
BLOW ME
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Uwanajak Meoff
Sent: 2016.04.26 18:03
To: CLUMSY ST0NER SMURF,
your a bitch
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Webr FaronDeVir
Sent: 2016.04.29 19:29
To: CLUMSY ST0NER SMURF,
ИДИ НА ХУЙ МУДАК
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Chairman Tyranicus
Sent: 2016.04.30 12:55
To: CLUMSY ST0NER SMURF,
For what it is worth I was in fact not auto pilotting but manually piloting when my dear devil spawn decided to be violently ill and require me to clean her up. so as a believer in the code i beleive i am not in breach of the code?
I do however appreciate the ever neccesarty reminder that the weak do not belong in eve.
thanks for making me never play the game again. hope your life gets better one day so you dont resort to harassing people to feel better about your shit life
hello kitty? nah thats a game where you just sit and click. i play games that require actual skill, something you clearly dont posses as you just seal club.
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Audrene
Sent: 2016.04.09 20:33
To: zykerx,
Thanks for the pod express couldnt be assed to jump 35 jumps ❤
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Jim Chong
Sent: 2016.04.10 10:28
To: zykerx,
I appreciate your offer for a Mining Permit but alas I am not a miner. I would how ever like to thank you for saving me a further 32 jumps worth of travel home.
Good luck in your endeavours hopefully you will find a better victim in the future and the loss of your Thrasher and Reaper hasn’t hampered your exploits too much.
All the Best.
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Suusiuki
Sent: 2016.04.17 13:16
To: zykerx,
well done idiot you must be proud fo your self
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Spicerunner Dallocort
Sent: 2016.04.19 20:55
To: zykerx,
Lol Why can’t I peel my potato’s in peace. We have a kitchen on this ship. But of coarse the pilot of the ship drew the short straw and has to cook food as well as drive. If we meet again you and your pals are welcome to come over for super.
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Augustina Capita Uno
Sent: 2016.04.20 18:23
To: zykerx,
lol role play much ?
live in hs must be boring 🙂
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Vladimir Vasilich
Sent: 2016.04.23 13:33
To: zykerx,
Ty sir you saved me 9 more jumps
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Velanon
Sent: 2016.04.10 08:45
To: Mr Vrix,
By why 10 mil? Why not 6 mil?
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: dorkly vdv
Sent: 2016.04.17 16:25
To: Mr Vrix,
wow reslly you can eat shit lawl ill hunt you down and eat ur stomack for me breakfast
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: nervex4
Sent: 2016.04.17 17:42
To: Mr Vrix,
thanks dude, saved me some time. should have just destructed myself to be honest.
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Sol Spectre
Sent: 2016.04.18 17:01
To: Mr Vrix,
Sory man. I not speek english =)I don’t care my implants, and you! 😉
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Spicerunner Aideron
Sent: 2016.04.19 20:54
To: Mr Vrix,
Lol Why can’t I peel my potato’s in peace. We have a kitchen on this ship. But of coarse the pilot of the ship drew the short straw and has to cook food as well as drive. If we meet again you and your pals are welcome to come over for super.
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: asvoel
Sent: 2016.04.24 20:38
To: Mr Vrix,
Fuck Off 😉 i only autopiloted as i had no implants teehee.
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Mc Iovin
Sent: 2016.04.24 22:45
To: Mr Vrix,
just stfu nerd lol
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Aleks Tokila
Sent: 2016.04.28 21:54
To: Mr Vrix,
вы ебланы тупорылые я вам скажу
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Solar Typhon
Sent: 2016.04.29 22:06
To: Mr Vrix,
Thank you for the great service Mr Vrix,
this is the second time I’ve delt with your corp and it has been a perfect service both times, and now with JC prices, even better value than ever 🙂
Regards, Sol
P.S. feel free to use this testimonial in any of your marketing materials.
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Thor Anzacsus
Sent: 2016.04.30 12:54
To: Mr Vrix,
For what it is worth I was in fact not auto pilotting but manually piloting when my dear devil spawn decided to be violently ill and require me to clean her up. so as a believer in the code i beleive i am not in breach of the code?
I do however appreciate the ever neccesarty reminder that the weak do not belong in eve.
wel this was a good month, gettingthe 10k pods, a little break and then still some good pods to finish the month 😉
also nice that ppl keep trying to gank my scouts, and then lose exspensive stuff because i sell there kr for 25 mil ;o and ppl keep buying my kr on my scout wich is a nice bonus, so thx ppl
wel month ended with 26,41 bil destroyed, 261 pods
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mails from 12-3 till end of month 😉
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Terah Abihu
Sent: 2016.03.31 17:34
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Love you .. mwaaa
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Tanteriz
Sent: 2016.03.30 23:13
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Oh, so that’s why I suddenly were docked.
Anyhow, nobody gives a flying fuck about your ramblings.
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: AMANORS
Sent: 2016.03.30 18:04
To: ST0NER SMURF,
i will be happy to complete your letter of understanding if you can facilitate the safe return of my corpse, thank you
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Rummagier
Sent: 2016.03.29 22:42
To: ST0NER SMURF,
I don’t mine and don’t give a shit about highsec go elsewhere
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: SHURIK XAN
Sent: 2016.03.28 22:35
To: ST0NER SMURF,
я те яйца оторву, пидрила….
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Cracked me up
From: RainbowDash Scammer
Sent: 2016.03.28 20:07
To: ST0NER SMURF,
I haven’t played eve in years and was just reading a book while heading to jita… look up to this message and it cracked me up, cheers o/
Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Dissention Prime
Sent: 2016.03.28 02:13
To: ST0NER SMURF,
ya im actually in tears about my empty capsule
i dont know if i can make it thru the night
how can i buy a permit so i dont lose more empty pods i dont give a fuck about? please advise
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Alexander Eriks
Sent: 2016.03.27 17:05
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Не хороший ты человек.
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From: Random Ember
Sent: 2016.03.27 16:35
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Ну что убогий поднул капсулу поднялся среди своих нубов.
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пидор ты
From: Scipion Varn
Sent: 2016.03.27 14:42
To: ST0NER SMURF,
долбаный урод
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: IGOR N
Sent: 2016.03.23 13:36
To: ST0NER SMURF,
dear member of code or pussy whatever you may respond to. you do not know me but i have a particular set of skills which could make things very rough for you, give me my daughter veldspar back and this will be the end of it. if not i will take it apon my self.
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Caphen
Sent: 2016.03.22 21:01
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Ahahah
You are so bad… but is not a problem 🙂
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: DarkWanderer
Sent: 2016.03.21 20:03
To: ST0NER SMURF,
I wasn’t mining you scrubble. Lol why’d you kill me?
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: DarkWanderer
Sent: 2016.03.22 17:56
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Ah, and how was I supposed to know about these new laws of highsec? No one convo’d me, no one mailed me to inform me, no one attempted to educate me. Why should I follow the laws of an organization that doesn’t care to inform it’s citizens, but rather resorts to immediate violence?
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: ST0NER SMURF
Sent: 2016.03.22 15:37
To: DarkWanderer,
Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Viktor Kionov
Sent: 2016.03.19 22:02
To: ST0NER SMURF,
I was killed by ST0NER SMURF, on date 19/3/2016 in system Sirppala
How was your death? too fast/too slow/about right? It was about right, as I was foolishly traveling in my pod.
Are you angered by your death? Yes/No No. I had no implants fitted and I knew the risks.
Will you be taking revenge? Yes/No No. Mr. SMURF. was only doing his duty.
If taking revenge, who will you be hunting? ________
Do you care to take up membership in our begging programme to possibly get your loss back? Yes/No No. That money is better spent on newer, more butthurt players.
are you planning to replace the loss? Yes/No It was replaced for me, but I doubt I’ll learn from this.
if yes where? _______
Thank you and please return this survey in good time.
Comment Section
Thank you for providing this service in High Sec whee it’s needed most. I was in danger of becoming a carebear, but now I’ve seen the light, propelled near light by 280mm howitzers. Thank you CODE!
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Cpt Kabaal
Sent: 2016.03.17 23:49
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Thanks For the fast track to my desto saved me 12 jumps Im thankfull for it.
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Mysterious hooded man
Sent: 2016.03.17 23:40
To: ST0NER SMURF,
tldr cant be bothered reading rp forums lol
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: ST0NER SMURF
Sent: 2016.03.16 21:42
To: Mysterious hooded man,
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Mysterious hooded man
Sent: 2016.03.16 10:45
To: ST0NER SMURF,
but I wasn’t mining, You saw a pod and expected implants, So meh.
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Cpt Kabaal
Sent: 2016.03.17 23:49
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Thanks For the fast track to my desto saved me 12 jumps Im thankfull for it.
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Loh Pan
Sent: 2016.03.13 18:57
To: ST0NER SMURF,
Lol Ganking will be the death of eve, your pretend formality is an example of the rot. I pity you.
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Re: Violation of The Law of CODE.
From: Les Bowes
Sent: 2016.03.13 14:35
To: ST0NER SMURF,
What? I love CODE.
See you this evening~
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Jinx Thiesant
Sent: 2016.03.23 21:35
To: Mr Vrix,
Don’t need a BS mail. CODE is shit hahahahahahahahahahahah
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: ted orionix
Sent: 2016.03.29 21:38
To: Mr Vrix,
looks like my no-implant strategy paid off. I hate to blow myself off to go back to home station. Thanks for your kind help. Sorry for your loss
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: CaaptainHerschel York
Sent: 2016.03.13 19:12
To: CLUMSY ST0NER SMURF,
lol. Funny stuff man.
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Re : Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Rhazal
Sent: 2016.03.13 21:30
To: CLUMSY ST0NER SMURF,
—– —– —– —–
Survey
—– —– —– —–
Dear Victim, Congratulations on your ship/pod loss!!
Please help us make our ganking service better by filling out and returning this simple survey.
I was killed by CLUMSY ST0NER SMURF on date 2016.03.13 in system (don’t know I was AFK)
How was your death? too fast/too slow/about right (don’t know I was AFK)
Are you angered by your death? Yes/No (No lol)
Will you be taking revenge? Yes/No (No – No experience for that – Old account but no effective play time)
If taking revenge, who will you be hunting ?
Do you care to take up membership in our begging programme to possibly get your loss back? Yes/No (No I’m alone in my corp)
are you planning to replace the loss? No
if yes where?
Thank you and please return this survey in good time.
Comment Section
Thank for the mail. Sorry I’m french and I will do lot of mistakes in my sentences.
I’m alone in my corp, I’m trying to be an industrial in Bahromab system but it seems to be a very bad idee.
Too dangerous for me. I think that I have to find a corp to participate at a good project as your.
A team mate of you will kill me yesterday with an pod, but no delevrery mail. So thank you for that.
I stay in high sec to learn to play safe but I think that null sec in a corp seems to be a better choice :).
So The Code is complex for me, I read it and too many features, in english to participate. (I’m french).
I can understand a simple text but too rules kill the rules for me.
I’m a support player, not warrior. So no revenge at all, I need protection to finalyze my project to become an industrial.
Fly Safe !
—– —– —– —–
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: MAD Steph
Sent: 2016.03.16 23:15
To: CLUMSY ST0NER SMURF,
THINK I WON THE ISK WAR MATE BUT MUCH LOVE. 🙂
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Turmfalke Von-Einzbern
Sent: 2016.03.22 22:41
To: CLUMSY ST0NER SMURF,
Uhhh did you expect me to have a juicy pod? Kinda weird….
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: kev kammer
Sent: 2016.03.27 22:34
To: CLUMSY ST0NER SMURF,
kid burnt him self on gas fire herd him cry clicked auto pilot for some reason as i was in warp
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FW: Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: kev kammer
Sent: 2016.03.27 22:54
To: Assassn Gallic, CLUMSY ST0NER SMURF, Collateralized Contracts, Prixm Wind,
my kid burnt him self on gas fire herd him cry clicked auto pilot for some reason as i was in warp in a panic, should of just logged off, i nver auto pilto high sec in a ship ;ike that and would take a day to get from one end to other.
WOULD BE FUNNY IF I SEEN ANYONE ELSE DIE LIKE THAT
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Radik Zelenka
Sent: 2016.03.28 00:58
To: CLUMSY ST0NER SMURF,
Hey dick, im in your system, COME GET SOME
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Dissention Prime
Sent: 2016.03.28 02:13
To: CLUMSY ST0NER SMURF,
ya im actually in tears about my empty capsule
i dont know if i can make it thru the night
how can i buy a permit so i dont lose more empty pods i dont give a fuck about? please advise
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: EVE Dev
Sent: 2016.03.28 16:40
To: CLUMSY ST0NER SMURF,
ha you’re a fucking tool mate. go fuk yourself lol
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Abora Braa
Sent: 2016.03.29 01:11
To: CLUMSY ST0NER SMURF,
well done, you have reached new heights, congratulate yourselves, for you have managed to kill……………an AFK pod ! Have fun staring at your navel all day, or whatever it is that heroes do !
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Vincenzo Santorini
Sent: 2016.03.29 22:35
To: CLUMSY ST0NER SMURF,
Lol this is a gank alt pod ;D
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Vincenzo Santorini
Sent: 2016.03.29 23:46
To: CLUMSY ST0NER SMURF,
dang. haha keep it up!
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: CLUMSY ST0NER SMURF
Sent: 2016.03.29 23:45
To: Vincenzo Santorini,
i kinda figured ;o but stil ya broke the law ;p
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Re: Violation of the Law of CODE.
From: Professor Khaoz
Sent: 2016.03.30 11:35
To: CLUMSY ST0NER SMURF,
Lol m8 you killed a pod with nothing in it. I live in low sec so get fucked
st0nersmurf 